❓ PLP Inquires II ❓

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I mean… Singin in the Rain bukkake style?

I just ruined one of my favorite movies …

 

[Polranny]

Titty, Titty , bang , bang. Must be a no brainer

 

[sallysparrow23]

Annie Get Your Strap-On

I'd watch it.

 

[mickyp123]

Titty, Titty , bang , bang. Must be a no brainer

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

 

[crazychemgirl]

09.03.24

Just a little This or That

Which is worse - having someone else be disappointed in you or feeling disappointed in someone you respect? Why?

having someone disappointed in me

 

[Polranny]

Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

Touché

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Fine. I'll do it.


Lesbian orgies!
Reverse gangbangs!
Haus of Glory Hole-bein!

Starring: Catherine of Underwear-a-gone! Anne Ho'leyn! Jane Seywhore! Anne of Cleavage! Catherine DeFlowered! Catherine Parrrrrtmylegsandplowme!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I mean… Singin in the Rain bukkake style?

I just improved one of my favorite movies …

FIFY

 

[AlpineFresco]

Fine. I'll do it.
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Lesbian orgies!
Reverse gangbangs!
Haus of Glory Hole-bein!

Starring: Catherine of Underwear-a-gone! Anne Ho'leyn! Jane Seywhore! Anne of Cleavage! Catherine DeFlowered! Catherine Parrrrrtmylegsandplowme!

OK wait. Reverse gangbang?
I want this to be a room full of people just ignoring the person in the middle. Straight full-on blanking them.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

09.09.24

I don't think you can name a popular movie and there not be a porn parody of that movie EXCEPT for musicals. Which musical do you think would be the best porn parody and why? Show me your pervy parody vision.

Also, "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" is probably the one that needs the least adaptation.

 

[hotwords229_A]

09.09.24

I don't think you can name a popular movie and there not be a porn parody of that movie EXCEPT for musicals. Which musical do you think would be the best porn parody and why? Show me your pervy parody vision.

The Loin King?

Favorite song: Heycumon Ma’Tatas, it means no worries, for the rest of your days.

 

[Joxlrg]

The Wizzer of Oz
We're off to see the Wizzer
Are you a good Wizzer or a bad Wizzer?
Follow the Yellow river road
Toto I don't think were in Kamala's ass anymore
There's no place like Home porn
I'll get you my pretty.. Just bend over like your a lil dog

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

 

[AlpineFresco]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I recall a seeing porn where the wall socket didn't match the supposed location.

Unforgiveable.

 

[AlpineFresco]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

To be more serious - again in porn, women making that weird 'sucking up soup' sound when not even sucking anything, but when just... kind of existing somewhere in the scene. I might be mistaken, but I don't think people actually do that IRL. It's weird and ruins a scene.

 

[sallysparrow23]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I cannot stand fake moaning and squealing in porn. The high pitched moans and grunts... Makes me want to smack them lol. Totally ruins my sexy vibe!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Of course, one has already been done for Hamilton. It's called Hamiltoe and won the AVN award for cleverest title of the year. I'll have to keep working on this one.

I’m not throwing away my “money shot”.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I’m not throwing away my “money shot”.

You’ll be “in my” Back

Wait for it “until you cum”

And you will be “satisfied”

I got more!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

A badly written Literotica story, every time. I can get past a few things, such as punctuation or bad editing, but if it's filled with it, I get frustrated and will leave it.

The worst is when I have to stop and read a paragraph several times to try to figure out what they're trying to say. Use an editor. There are people here who volunteer to edit things for you.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I can just about ignore the terrible acting and "plots" if they're abandoned when sexy time starts but if they're trying to stay in character during then I just get irritated.

Terrible facial expressions too. How hard is it to look like you fancy the person you're fucking?

Audio - pacing. Reading too quickly or too slowly is the worst.

Erotica - repetitive sex scenes. Or unrealistic ones. Bending a woman over, sticking your dick inside and wiggling it around for two minutes is not going to lead to the best orgasm of anyone's life.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I echo all of the above answers…and speaking of echos— they annoy me so much in porn movies! When it sounds like they’re stomping around or slamming a glass down in a table or the couch cushion is filled with dried leaves, or talking into a tunnel; It’s so distracting.

 

[Apisto42]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

Basically what everyone else has posted about video porn is why I don’t watch it. It’s pretty fucking horrible.

Erotica? Bad writing, shitty dialogue, and asking me to step too far away from reality. Even if it’s sci-fi, there needs to be some amount of realism to be hot. Not every guy has a 12” long 10” thick cock and even if they did, no woman can just suck it down her throat.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

By far the worst for me is obviously fake moans and orgasms. I’m so aural that I can’t get past it. Ever.

The next worst is probably when women make the duck face pose.

 

[hotwords229_A]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

In writing, overdoing the description. Like Apisto said, “Her 36DDs jiggled as her pepperoni sized areolas hosted her stiffening eraser nipples when I pulled out my 9” hard cock with all its 6.5” girth and my plum sized balls…” that’s just too much to try to imagine and totally takes me out of the story when “her perfect breasts stiffened my cock” would suffice.

In video, the not-brief-enough ads before the clip I want to watch.
Or when it jumps right into the hardcore stuff. Would it kill you to enjoy taking each other’s clothes off for fuck sake! And take your goddamn socks off!

 

[Wand3rlust]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I don't watch videos, haven't seen one in years so...

But when I'm reading... yeah it has to be right. Bad spelling. Horrible writing. Suddenly throwing in a kink or fetish I didn't know was there. Getting the character's names wrong midway through a story.
The rest, it just depends on my mood. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a slow burn long story. Sometimes, I'm like, get to the fucking point literally.