❓ PLP Inquires II ❓

[PrettyLilPussy19]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

 

[AlpineFresco]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I recall a seeing porn where the wall socket didn't match the supposed location.

Unforgiveable.

 

[AlpineFresco]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

To be more serious - again in porn, women making that weird 'sucking up soup' sound when not even sucking anything, but when just... kind of existing somewhere in the scene. I might be mistaken, but I don't think people actually do that IRL. It's weird and ruins a scene.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I cannot stand fake moaning and squealing in porn. The high pitched moans and grunts... Makes me want to smack them lol. Totally ruins my sexy vibe!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Of course, one has already been done for Hamilton. It's called Hamiltoe and won the AVN award for cleverest title of the year. I'll have to keep working on this one.

I’m not throwing away my “money shot”.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

I’m not throwing away my “money shot”.

You’ll be “in my” Back

Wait for it “until you cum”

And you will be “satisfied”

I got more!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

A badly written Literotica story, every time. I can get past a few things, such as punctuation or bad editing, but if it's filled with it, I get frustrated and will leave it.

The worst is when I have to stop and read a paragraph several times to try to figure out what they're trying to say. Use an editor. There are people here who volunteer to edit things for you.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I can just about ignore the terrible acting and "plots" if they're abandoned when sexy time starts but if they're trying to stay in character during then I just get irritated.

Terrible facial expressions too. How hard is it to look like you fancy the person you're fucking?

Audio - pacing. Reading too quickly or too slowly is the worst.

Erotica - repetitive sex scenes. Or unrealistic ones. Bending a woman over, sticking your dick inside and wiggling it around for two minutes is not going to lead to the best orgasm of anyone's life.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I echo all of the above answers…and speaking of echos— they annoy me so much in porn movies! When it sounds like they’re stomping around or slamming a glass down in a table or the couch cushion is filled with dried leaves, or talking into a tunnel; It’s so distracting.

 

[Apisto42]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

Basically what everyone else has posted about video porn is why I don’t watch it. It’s pretty fucking horrible.

Erotica? Bad writing, shitty dialogue, and asking me to step too far away from reality. Even if it’s sci-fi, there needs to be some amount of realism to be hot. Not every guy has a 12” long 10” thick cock and even if they did, no woman can just suck it down her throat.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

By far the worst for me is obviously fake moans and orgasms. I’m so aural that I can’t get past it. Ever.

The next worst is probably when women make the duck face pose.

 

[hotwords229_A]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

In writing, overdoing the description. Like Apisto said, “Her 36DDs jiggled as her pepperoni sized areolas hosted her stiffening eraser nipples when I pulled out my 9” hard cock with all its 6.5” girth and my plum sized balls…” that’s just too much to try to imagine and totally takes me out of the story when “her perfect breasts stiffened my cock” would suffice.

In video, the not-brief-enough ads before the clip I want to watch.
Or when it jumps right into the hardcore stuff. Would it kill you to enjoy taking each other’s clothes off for fuck sake! And take your goddamn socks off!

 

[Wand3rlust]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I don't watch videos, haven't seen one in years so...

But when I'm reading... yeah it has to be right. Bad spelling. Horrible writing. Suddenly throwing in a kink or fetish I didn't know was there. Getting the character's names wrong midway through a story.
The rest, it just depends on my mood. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a slow burn long story. Sometimes, I'm like, get to the fucking point literally.

 

[AlpineFresco]

OK, also, an obsession with specific measurements in written erotica is so weird to me. I don't believe people look at a (presumably new) lover and truly think, "oh, her measurements just must be [whatever-whatever-whatever]" or "his cock is so nicely 6" around!"

Don't put your bizarre size-specific fetish in my porn. Be somewhat more creative and use descriptions that are more open to my interpretation.

Takes me out of the moment every single time.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I can totally agree with all the answers so far.

For video mine is the repetitive fake moans. I love sex noises but they need to be real. I prefer amateur porn and can't stand a filthy background or when theyve just left the TV on and I have to watch you backdoor the missus while a KFC commercial drones on about 7 herbs and spices.

In stories the lack of knowledge of basic anatomy or realism. You can't just shove your 10 inch alien cock all the way inside her straight away. Also every one doesn't always have to be 18. Like 40 and 50 year olda have better sex than teenagers.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

• Losing both parents at a young age (I am one of relatives involved after the loss)
• Having a loved one whose life has spun out of control due to mental illness or addiction
• Severe ovarian cysts/dead ovary

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

Some heavy things
- the sound of your parents grief when they take your sisters body away
- losing a best friend
- losing a huge faith community because you can't believe with them anymore

Lighter things!
- when you get a paper cut on the part of your hand that you have to bend a lot
- when your favorite thing goes off the menu
- when you find all the bicycles on the CAPTCHA but it still makes you find stoplights

 

[Whiskeyjack]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

I don't know if I can answer this question. Most of my enemies aren't that bad, and most of my experiences aren't either. I stepped on a nail once, that was pretty unpleasant. I've been cheated on by a girlfriend who slept with a close friend and that sucked. My mom died when I was a teenager and I wasn't fully emotionally equipped to deal with that. But by and large, these are mostly normal life experiences.

Oh - I did try jellied eel once. So, you know... if someone really pisses me off I might imagine them eating British cuisine. But I wouldn't make them do it.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

• Losing both parents at a young age (I am one of relatives involved after the loss)
• Having a loved one whose life has spun out of control due to mental illness or addiction
• Severe ovarian cysts/dead ovary

I don't know if I can answer this question. Most of my enemies aren't that bad, and most of my experiences aren't either. I stepped on a nail once, that was pretty unpleasant. I've been cheated on by a girlfriend who slept with a close friend and that sucked. My mom died when I was a teenager and I wasn't fully emotionally equipped to deal with that. But by and large, these are mostly normal life experiences.

Oh - I did try jellied eel once. So, you know... if someone really pisses me off I might imagine them eating British cuisine. But I wouldn't make them do it.

I hate that our only reaction is a horny googly eyed fool. I want to love these posts for genuine reasons and not slutty ones.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I hate that our only reaction is a horny googly eyed fool. I want to love these posts for genuine reasons and not slutty ones.

I completely understand that, but I like the slutty ones too.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

- when your favorite thing goes off the menu

This happens to me so often it’s a running family joke now. And it’s escalated in more recent years to my favorite restaurants closing

 

[Xerxes82]

This happens to me so often it’s a running family joke now. And it’s escalated in more recent years to my favorite restaurants closing

Even happens to me at the grocery store. Find something, whether an item or brand that I really like and it disappears never to be seen again.

 

[StillRain]

OK, also, an obsession with specific measurements in written erotica is so weird to me. I don't believe people look at a (presumably new) lover and truly think, "oh, her measurements just must be [whatever-whatever-whatever]" or "his cock is so nicely 6" around!"

Don't put your bizarre size-specific fetish in my porn. Be somewhat more creative and use descriptions that are more open to my interpretation.

Takes me out of the moment every single time.

My three inch pocket pickle.

 

[StillRain]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

The death of your child.
A stroke and that recovery,