❓ PLP Inquires II ❓

[AlpineFresco]

OK, also, an obsession with specific measurements in written erotica is so weird to me. I don't believe people look at a (presumably new) lover and truly think, "oh, her measurements just must be [whatever-whatever-whatever]" or "his cock is so nicely 6" around!"

Don't put your bizarre size-specific fetish in my porn. Be somewhat more creative and use descriptions that are more open to my interpretation.

Takes me out of the moment every single time.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

09.13.24

When you're enjoying your preferred perversions, be it story or video or whatever else tickles your clit, what will take you out of the moment every time? Is it an author's poor punctuation? Is it a repetitive moan pattern? What will take a grade A wank session to a frustrated fap struggle?

I can totally agree with all the answers so far.

For video mine is the repetitive fake moans. I love sex noises but they need to be real. I prefer amateur porn and can't stand a filthy background or when theyve just left the TV on and I have to watch you backdoor the missus while a KFC commercial drones on about 7 herbs and spices.

In stories the lack of knowledge of basic anatomy or realism. You can't just shove your 10 inch alien cock all the way inside her straight away. Also every one doesn't always have to be 18. Like 40 and 50 year olda have better sex than teenagers.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

• Losing both parents at a young age (I am one of relatives involved after the loss)
• Having a loved one whose life has spun out of control due to mental illness or addiction
• Severe ovarian cysts/dead ovary

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

Some heavy things
- the sound of your parents grief when they take your sisters body away
- losing a best friend
- losing a huge faith community because you can't believe with them anymore

Lighter things!
- when you get a paper cut on the part of your hand that you have to bend a lot
- when your favorite thing goes off the menu
- when you find all the bicycles on the CAPTCHA but it still makes you find stoplights

 

[Whiskeyjack]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

I don't know if I can answer this question. Most of my enemies aren't that bad, and most of my experiences aren't either. I stepped on a nail once, that was pretty unpleasant. I've been cheated on by a girlfriend who slept with a close friend and that sucked. My mom died when I was a teenager and I wasn't fully emotionally equipped to deal with that. But by and large, these are mostly normal life experiences.

Oh - I did try jellied eel once. So, you know... if someone really pisses me off I might imagine them eating British cuisine. But I wouldn't make them do it.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

• Losing both parents at a young age (I am one of relatives involved after the loss)
• Having a loved one whose life has spun out of control due to mental illness or addiction
• Severe ovarian cysts/dead ovary

I don't know if I can answer this question. Most of my enemies aren't that bad, and most of my experiences aren't either. I stepped on a nail once, that was pretty unpleasant. I've been cheated on by a girlfriend who slept with a close friend and that sucked. My mom died when I was a teenager and I wasn't fully emotionally equipped to deal with that. But by and large, these are mostly normal life experiences.

Oh - I did try jellied eel once. So, you know... if someone really pisses me off I might imagine them eating British cuisine. But I wouldn't make them do it.

I hate that our only reaction is a horny googly eyed fool. I want to love these posts for genuine reasons and not slutty ones.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I hate that our only reaction is a horny googly eyed fool. I want to love these posts for genuine reasons and not slutty ones.

I completely understand that, but I like the slutty ones too.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

- when your favorite thing goes off the menu

This happens to me so often it’s a running family joke now. And it’s escalated in more recent years to my favorite restaurants closing

 

[Xerxes82]

This happens to me so often it’s a running family joke now. And it’s escalated in more recent years to my favorite restaurants closing

Even happens to me at the grocery store. Find something, whether an item or brand that I really like and it disappears never to be seen again.

 

[StillRain]

OK, also, an obsession with specific measurements in written erotica is so weird to me. I don't believe people look at a (presumably new) lover and truly think, "oh, her measurements just must be [whatever-whatever-whatever]" or "his cock is so nicely 6" around!"

Don't put your bizarre size-specific fetish in my porn. Be somewhat more creative and use descriptions that are more open to my interpretation.

Takes me out of the moment every single time.

My three inch pocket pickle.

 

[StillRain]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

The death of your child.
A stroke and that recovery,

 

[barefootgirl69]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

First let me say, since I'm my own worst enemy 9/10, I'll exclude myself. That just leaves my ex.

<snip - too vulnerable >

I wouldn't wish the loss of two brothers on him.

Or watching my mother's heart ache because of that loss.

I might wish kidney stones, though. Just to be petty.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

First let me say, since I'm my own worst enemy 9/10, I'll exclude myself. That just leaves my ex.

One thing I'm glad he missed out on in our marriage was losing our youngest. He wasn't there for her birth, didn't get to know her, and find his arms empty one day. His experience (deployed to Iraq) was totally different from mine.

I wouldn't wish the loss of two brothers on him.

Or watching my mother's heart ache because of that loss.

I might wish kidney stones, though. Just to be petty.

A kidney stone is more than fair!

 

[MindYaBitness]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

I don't have anyone I consider an enemy, maybe because I'm not great at holding grudges. I usually have to call my best friend to remind me why I'm not talking to/associating with someone anymore, or have a blatant reminder, such as that person right in front of me being a jerk. So, I guess I'd just think of some of the bitchy people I've worked with who I wouldn't wish:

-to have to watch your siblings & a parent lost to addiction
-have to take care a spouse with cancer, twice, while trying to appear strong for your little kids
-have a business partner leave you with their debt
-testify in court (it's not like TV drama's, it's terrifying)

I usually don't with bad things on people, even those that's hurt me. I usually just wish they'd disappear.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just got home from my 2nd-grader's Back to School Night. Can I add "long-winded school administrator's speeches" to the list of things I would wish upon my worst enemy?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

-testify in court (it's not like TV drama's, it's terrifying)

This is a good one! I had to do this this year and it was terrifying.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is a good one! I had to do this this year and it was terrifying.

My attorney did a great job preparing me. I was a witness, but they were trying to use me to get to my spouse. One wrong word and spousal privilege would be null. Luckily the defense council was one of these guys who thought being aggressive & confrontational would get me to crack. A weird quirk of my personality is that even if I'm shaking on the inside, the more someone loses their shit, the more calm I appear.

Defense Council just came across as fanatical & hyperbolic, the jury said after the trial. I immediately went and barfed in the bathroom.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My attorney did a great job preparing me. I was a witness, but they were trying to use me to get to my spouse. One wrong word and spousal privilege would be null. Luckily the defense council was one of these guys who thought being aggressive & confrontational would get me to crack. A weird quirk of my personality is that even if I'm shaking on the inside, the more someone loses their shit, the more calm I appear.

Defense Council just came across as fanatical & hyperbolic, the jury said after the trial. I immediately went and barfed in the bathroom.

Oh god that's way too much pressure! I don't blame you.
Mine was a work thing and I felt like the whole place was on my shoulders. My panic attack had a panic attack.

 

[Lmizzler]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

Eating at Taco Bell

 

[RosewoodTulip]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

Being gaslit.
Like the actual definition of it, not just putting up with bullshit.
Having someone who claims to care about you consistently and convincingly tell you that your thoughts and experiences are wrong. Not just wrong but delusional.
I would not wish that mind fuck on anyone - not even the dickhead that did it to me

And a more light hearted one...
Getting to the end of a long week and realising you forgot to buy chocolate

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Eating at Taco Bell

See we can't be friends...

Being gaslit.
Like the actual definition of it, not just putting up with bullshit.
Having someone who claims to care about you consistently and convincingly tell you that your thoughts and experiences are wrong. Not just wrong but delusional.
I would not wish that mind fuck on anyone - not even the dickhead that did it to me

And a more light hearted one...
Getting to the end of a long week and realising you forgot to buy chocolate

Oh Rosie a mindfuck is an excellent one.

 

[AlpineFresco]

09.19.24



There's a well known saying - I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. What are somethings you've experienced that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy?

Oof, that's a heavy one.

Let me turn it around. What wouldn't I wish on my worst enemy? The one person I truly hate, the person who physically and psychologically harmed two of my family members (and me!)? Let me tell you - all the truly good things I have. I hope he never gets near those warm, supportive feelings and circle of solid friends.

And I don't feel bad about that.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

09.23.24

Something lighter...

Is there a celebrity (or hell tell me about the real life people too!) that in your childhood you had a major crush on that now, when you look back, you can't understand why you were so smitten?

 

[AlpineFresco]

09.23.24

Something lighter...

Is there a celebrity (or hell tell me about the real life people too!) that in your childhood you had a major crush on that now, when you look back, you can't understand why you were so smitten?

OK so... I always felt really weird about not actually having a crush on any celebs when I was young. Not a one. Back then it always felt like, "oh hey, what's the point, these people might as well be imaginary."