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Yes
HYE gotten caught fucking in a public bathroom?
HYE gotten caught fucking in a public bathroom?
Chloe_Harper
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Well, I don't get them
HYE accidentally hurt your bits during shaving/trimming/waxing/etc?
bobb_sledd
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I've been nicked a time or two while shaving down there.Well, I don't get them
HYE accidentally hurt your bits during shaving/trimming/waxing/etc?
HYE skipped out on a meal without paying?
Chloe_Harper
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Yes, but it was because I thought someone else had paid it
we both felt terrible and went back the next day to payNo
HYE accidentally burned yourself or been burned by sparklers/fireworks?
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Yes. As a kid, by sparklers.Yes, but it was because I thought someone else had paid it
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HYE accidentally burned yourself or been burned by sparklers/fireworks?
HYE gone hunting for shark teeth?
BongoGal
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Yes. The sounds of sex are too erotic for me to resist. My best example was the semester in dorm room when every Wednesday night, my neighbor next door would have the room to herself, and her boyfriend would come over. They tried to be quiet, but the walls were thin. The mattress squeaked in rhythm, and they'd grunt and groan quietly, all while I played along on the opposite side of the wall. (It was funny how prim and uptight my neighbor usually seemed, but then I'd hear her moaning "Oh fffuuuuucck..." repeatedly.
Have you ever tricked an eavesdropper into thinking you were having sex when you really weren't?
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Nope. The front seat, tho'....
HYE given road head/fingering?
HYE given road head/fingering?
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No
HYE gotten a song stuck in your head in the middle of sex that just made you burst out laughing?
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No
BUT
HYE heard or made a noise in the middle of sex that just made you burst out laughing?
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Can't say I have... My brain's usually busy in such circumstances! 
HYE screwed up a screwing by miscommunicating in the midst of the screw? "Left! No, your OTHER left!"
HYE screwed up a screwing by miscommunicating in the midst of the screw? "Left! No, your OTHER left!"
Chloe_Harper
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Can't say I have... My brain's usually busy in such circumstances!
HYE screwed up a screwing by miscommunicating in the midst of the screw? "Left! No, your OTHER left!"
no! But that's hilarious HYE made a "that's what she said" joke during sex, making you both crack up?
Qky75
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YesCan't say I have... My brain's usually busy in such circumstances!
HYE screwed up a screwing by miscommunicating in the midst of the screw? "Left! No, your OTHER left!"
HYE been told you are taking too long to get the job done
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Not DURING sex, the actual fucking, but cuddling, warmup/cooldown yep
Yep. *impish grin* So I gave her her desire and came!
HYE wondered WHY that quirk/kink/weirdness is such a turn-on for your partner(s)?
Qky75
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All the timeYes
HYE felt like it was going to last forever and then just at that moment …
HYE passed out during sex?
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Not I, but partners of mine have. Scary!
HYE taken a purity test as a checklist?
HYE taken a purity test as a checklist?
Chloe_Harper
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Yes. But I take it as a compliment from a lady's standpointYes
HYE felt like it was going to last forever and then just at that moment …
Yes, but not in a judgmental way. I want to understand and see if I am up to the challenge
Yes
HYE woken up your partner with a sexual act
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