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HYE unexpectedly stumbled over a nude RL friend online - pics, vid, what have you?
HYE unexpectedly stumbled over a nude RL friend online - pics, vid, what have you?
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Well, I don't get themYes receiving head.
HYE been called out for an erection?
I've been nicked a time or two while shaving down there.Well, I don't get them
HYE accidentally hurt your bits during shaving/trimming/waxing/etc?
Yes, but it was because I thought someone else had paid itI've been nicked a time or two while shaving down there.
HYE skipped out on a meal without paying?
NoNo
HYE masturbated while listening to your neighbors have sex?
Yes. As a kid, by sparklers.Yes, but it was because I thought someone else had paid itwe both felt terrible and went back the next day to pay
No
HYE accidentally burned yourself or been burned by sparklers/fireworks?
Yes. The sounds of sex are too erotic for me to resist. My best example was the semester in dorm room when every Wednesday night, my neighbor next door would have the room to herself, and her boyfriend would come over. They tried to be quiet, but the walls were thin. The mattress squeaked in rhythm, and they'd grunt and groan quietly, all while I played along on the opposite side of the wall. (It was funny how prim and uptight my neighbor usually seemed, but then I'd hear her moaning "Oh fffuuuuucck..." repeatedly.HYE masturbated while listening to your neighbors have sex?
No
HYE tried to be heard having sex?
Yes. Lots of funNope. The front seat, tho'....
HYE given road head/fingering?
Thankfully, No.Yes. Lots of fun
HYE had play with sexual toys go wrong?
NoThankfully, No.
HYE given a sex toy as a gift to someone uninitiated to sex?
NoNo
HYE gotten a song stuck in your head in the middle of sex that just made you burst out laughing?
YesNo
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HYE heard or made a noise in the middle of sex that just made you burst out laughing?
Can't say I have... My brain's usually busy in such circumstances!
HYE screwed up a screwing by miscommunicating in the midst of the screw? "Left! No, your OTHER left!"
YesCan't say I have... My brain's usually busy in such circumstances!
HYE screwed up a screwing by miscommunicating in the midst of the screw? "Left! No, your OTHER left!"