❓Have you Ever❓ Round 12!❓

Nope

HYE unexpectedly met someone you'd never expect at an adult locale (strip club, toy shop, jack shack...)?
 
I've been nicked a time or two while shaving down there.

HYE skipped out on a meal without paying?
Yes, but it was because I thought someone else had paid it 😂 we both felt terrible and went back the next day to pay
No

HYE masturbated while listening to your neighbors have sex?
No

HYE accidentally burned yourself or been burned by sparklers/fireworks?
 
HYE masturbated while listening to your neighbors have sex?
Yes. The sounds of sex are too erotic for me to resist. My best example was the semester in dorm room when every Wednesday night, my neighbor next door would have the room to herself, and her boyfriend would come over. They tried to be quiet, but the walls were thin. The mattress squeaked in rhythm, and they'd grunt and groan quietly, all while I played along on the opposite side of the wall. (It was funny how prim and uptight my neighbor usually seemed, but then I'd hear her moaning "Oh fffuuuuucck..." repeatedly.

Have you ever tricked an eavesdropper into thinking you were having sex when you really weren't?
 
No

BUT

HYE heard or made a noise in the middle of sex that just made you burst out laughing?
Yes 😂
Can't say I have... My brain's usually busy in such circumstances! ;)

HYE screwed up a screwing by miscommunicating in the midst of the screw? "Left! No, your OTHER left!"
😂😂 no! But that's hilarious

HYE made a "that's what she said" joke during sex, making you both crack up?
 
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