❤️💘What's the most romantical thing someone has said to you today or this week? ❤️💘

[Saltfountain]

"ya fried pickled snot-dripping flapjacked-mega dumdum turd mcnugget"

 

[BadAmy]

"ya fried pickled snot-dripping flapjacked-mega dumdum turd mcnugget"

Just rolls off the tongue doesn't it?

 

[hopeful_wife]

Your package is out for delivery.

We can get packages delivered?! Can I make a request for a particular one? I've got my eye on something sexy from down south...

 

[Lord Pmann]

We can have your hot water back on in a few days.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

We can have your hot water back on in a few days.

It’s hot as balls down there. Enjoy your cold showers

 

[Lord Pmann]

It’s hot as balls down there. Enjoy your cold showers

But I’ve gotta clean my balls and I need hot water for that.

 

[Lily13]

You’re going to heaven. You’re an angel

 

[Lindi37]

“I want to see you playing up and causing shit”

 

[spankableBelle]

"You are more than worth it."

 

[StacyLeigh]

"All of it. Likely more. Everywhere." but also

 

[Mikey1970]

I hope she found a smile that reached her eyes, a hug that reached her heart, and a song that touched her soul and tacos, that filled her belly

 

[hopeful_wife]

"Let's dream together."

 

[AngelicaS1780]

My sweet, naughty, pretty girl

 

[Gentledom45]

Can’t I get back when that happens?

 

[MrsPassion]

"I took out the garbage and ordered dinner so you can relax"

 

[Radiantcurves87]

"I have done the dishes."

 

[Wand3rlust]

'Wow, you look all sexy and dishevelled '

 

[Sweetn3ss]

Do you want to leave work early

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"Did you feed the cat yet?"

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Of course we're cuddling. Every night."

 

[hopeful_wife]

"Can't believe all that's mine."

 

[MrsPassion]

“Tell me you need it”

This has been on repeat in my head for nearly 24 hours

 

[lanceGibs]

Hello , you are sweet

 

[hopeful_wife]

"You're the perfect mixture of naughty and nice... I'm here for your happiness."

 

[Tallulah82]

I'm paraphrasing here, but...

"You don't seem psycho to me."

Got him.