❤️💘What's the most romantical thing someone has said to you today or this week? ❤️💘

[TongueLust]

"I would donate my bones for you." #Palo

 

[Scareltt]

Made me smile..

“Rent a minivan and be my MILF fantasy”

 

[ArtisticControl]

Called me good lookin and babe.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I wont let us fall apart again.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

"Do it safe *********, you never know what sauce hit the sausage. Go for it GO GO GO!"

Romantic , yes

As a American I literally laught’d out loud trying to figure out what it actually translates to. My best guess condoms or me being called a man whore lol

I’m going with being a manwhore

 

[mynameisben]

"If I catch you staring at my cleavage just one more time, I swear I'm gonna shove your face in there and smother you in it!"

It's mixed signals like this that short circuit my tiny little brane.


Ben

 

[Beardpositive77]

Remember who is a good girl and does what she's told.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

You are so fucking beautiful

 

[Dom70]

I miss you

 

[LikeableMe]

“I love you but I hate you at the same time”

 

[TongueLust]

"I got you snacks, enjoy the show."

 

[Pad_Foot]

“ Lol, you are the only one I can count on to behave!”

 

[saustin5432]

I think you’re beautiful.

Must be someone really smart

 

[hairball18]

I dunno, I mean I sent hungover face. That guy doesn’t seem too smart to me. Visually impaired maybe.

I think his vision is just fine.

 

[saustin5432]

I dunno, I mean I sent hungover face. That guy doesn’t seem too smart to me. Visually impaired maybe.

You know for a fact that I just had my eyes checked and my prescription updated.

 

[mynameisben]

"Actually, I think you're kinda cute. In a Quasimodo sort of way."


Ben

 

[AmberLGreen]

Impaired.

Still not good enough

 

[Azuldrgon]

I dunno, I mean I sent hungover face. That guy doesn’t seem too smart to me. Visually impaired maybe.

I have a really good pair of glasses. I could settle it for you.

Except I am a bit biased.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Do you have a thing for ugly Australian women with hardcore hangovers?

Well, I have seen your face a few times and I think your gorgeous. Thus why I am biased. Plus you have always treated me kindly which betrays your inner beauty. Being hungover is a temporary condition and isn't indicative of the wonderful woman you are.

 

[Azuldrgon]

OHhh boi.

*hugs*


Good thing I need to get to my side hustle. Have a wonderful day today.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

From my fella, who hates to be on the phone, and hates texting even more. Not one, but two texts. In a row!

'I was just checking on you. Making sure you're okay.'

It's not flowery, but it's heartfelt.

 

[OxfordJack]

"this morning was amazing!"

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I wish you were coming home to me.

 

[fsa52]

I told you, I find interesting people hard to resist.

 

[TongueLust]

"I trust your ancestors." 🕯