❤️💘What's the most romantical thing someone has said to you today or this week? ❤️💘

It pretty much includes whatever will make him like me Lolol I’m a people pleaser so…

Quick, anyone got a pen I can borrow?

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"Why are you still single? You love going down on women, you respect and adore women, you'd be a hell of a boyfriend."

Made me smile.
 
(And here I sit, still sipping coffee and wondering why my goofy, but lovable boyfriend hasn't asked me to dance this morning?)
 
T: Tiffany’s…only the best for the best!

T: My brother bought me a drone. Love it!
Me: So cool! Who will you attack first!?
T: I’m going to test out its capabilities and make my list. I like how you think!
Me: You know I’m always willing to commit acts of violence.
T: And I love you all the more because of that!❤️
 
“I wish I was buzzed and you were the type of person to take advantage of someone who was buzzed so you could take advantage of me and fuck my buzzed brains out until I suddenly wake up and realize it's already 2023 and I missed New Years Day but I don't care because my dream girl rocked my drunken world and I got to write this ridiculously long run-on sentence which I really enjoy doing but not nearly as much as having my crush take advantage of me and use my body for her own pleasure over and over again until I've lost all track of time.”
- My Fave
 
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