❤️💘What's the most romantical thing someone has said to you today or this week? ❤️💘

[Cyber_Bella]

You make me instantly hard. Kinda romantic…I guess.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

“You make every day special.”

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I’m addicted to your O face.

 

[Taegul]

"Guess you really do have to come kidnap me"

 

[saustin5432]

"it’s just like the regular alphabet only it has U and I together"

 

[muddler35]

You beautiful turd

 

[ThePitViper]

"Why are you still single? You love going down on women, you respect and adore women, you'd be a hell of a boyfriend."

Made me smile.

 

[may_I_please]

He called me “the sexiest little thing”

I don’t know why that hit so hard

 

[muddler35]

(And here I sit, still sipping coffee and wondering why my goofy, but lovable boyfriend hasn't asked me to dance this morning?)

 

[Ingenue844]

T: Tiffany’s…only the best for the best!

T: My brother bought me a drone. Love it!
Me: So cool! Who will you attack first!?
T: I’m going to test out its capabilities and make my list. I like how you think!
Me: You know I’m always willing to commit acts of violence.
T: And I love you all the more because of that!

 

[pandaburr]

“I wish I was buzzed and you were the type of person to take advantage of someone who was buzzed so you could take advantage of me and fuck my buzzed brains out until I suddenly wake up and realize it's already 2023 and I missed New Years Day but I don't care because my dream girl rocked my drunken world and I got to write this ridiculously long run-on sentence which I really enjoy doing but not nearly as much as having my crush take advantage of me and use my body for her own pleasure over and over again until I've lost all track of time.”
- My Fave

 

[Taegul]

"Mmmmm motorboatin"

 

[Lily13]

“You’re the spirit of Christmas, you twinkle”

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Fuck it.

 

[Taegul]

"I would haunt your ass for the rest of your life"

D'awwww.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

"I would haunt your ass for the rest of your life"

D'awwww.

That's quite a commitment

 

[Taegul]

That's quite a commitment

Yeah. The sensation of being simultaneously turned on and terrified is quite the intriguing combo.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

A giant neon sign that says, “THIS IS ME FLIRTING WITH YOU BECAUSE I LIKE YOU AS MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND!”

 

[pandaburr]

“You tell me when you get there. I'll tell my boss to eat a bag of dicks, I gotta get home to my girl.”

Literally the most romantic guy I know.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Gosh! It's been quite a while since anybody's said anything romantic to me.

 

[VoraciousValue]

"Thank you for shopping at Lidl." As said by the cold, heartless silicon-based lifeform known as the self-checkout.

 

[muddler35]

Silly conversation with my best friend

Her: Do you like marmosets?
Me: They're cute. Why do you ask?
Her: Just getting your focus off my boobs you perv!

Spoiler alert: It didn't work.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

"looking into your beautiful eyes, and kissing your soft lips" sigh

 

[Chillygirl]

“You’re absolutely the best.”

I could say the same about him.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Silly conversation with my best friend

Her: Do you like marmosets?
Me: They're cute. Why do you ask?
Her: Just getting your focus off my boobs you perv!

Spoiler alert: It didn't work.

Two things here:

1. Marmosets are fatally cute.

2. How nice are her boobs? Have you ever seen them?