❤️💘What's the most romantical thing someone has said to you today or this week? ❤️💘

[VoraciousValue]

Silly conversation with my best friend

Her: Do you like marmosets?
Me: They're cute. Why do you ask?
Her: Just getting your focus off my boobs you perv!

Spoiler alert: It didn't work.

Two things here:

1. Marmosets are fatally cute.

2. How nice are her boobs? Have you ever seen them?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

It’s been a day full of romance, so I have two…

“Speaking of that..hows your farting today?”
And

“actually your hot ass looks better in this pair”

 

[VoraciousValue]

“Speaking of that..hows your farting today?”

True love is caring about your partner's digestive health.

 

[muddler35]

Two things here:

1. Marmosets are fatally cute.

2. How nice are her boobs? Have you ever seen them?

1, Yes, they are.

2. Enough of them to not be distracted my marmosets.

Sorry birthday girl. I love, treasure, and respect you as a person and as a friend, but you have really nice tits!

 

[ydahecnot]

Marmosets are the cutest

 

[AmberLGreen]

1, Yes, they are.

2. Enough of them to not be distracted my marmosets.

Sorry birthday girl. I love, treasure, and respect you as a person and as a friend, but you have really nice tits!

Whenever you see a hint of cleavage

 

[muddler35]

Whenever you see a hint of cleavage

Holy Cats! That was a HINT?

 

[Mrtenant]

She asked me to take out the garbage.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Holy Cats! That was a HINT?

It was a face picture! You should stop looking when you get to the chin

 

[muddler35]

It was a face picture! You should stop looking when you get to the chin

Your face was in that picture?

Apparently I did stop looking when I got to the chin, but I started at the bottom and worked my way up!

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

She asked me to take out the garbage.

If you did, that's very romantic too

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I love you

 

[Cyber_Bella]

After I told him I was hitting the shower.

“Gonna be here waiting and thinking of you all hot and soapy”

 

[Chillygirl]

“I would love to feel your soft skin on my fingertips as I pulled you toward me”

It was a great way to start my day.

 

[Azuldrgon]

She said a bunch of things that melted me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Every dang thing he says makes me swoon.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

My love for you is because of who you are in its entirety. The good, the bad, and the biting.

 

[haha_on_me]

Can we call?

 

[AnnyMouse28]

People say romantic things to others? Who knew.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Everything between "good morning" and "goodnight" was romantic.

 

[LeeKee]

Her - I would kill you with sex.

Me - So I die.

 

[Pad_Foot]

“. Yes!! You are!! “

 

[NastyNyx]

I am happy as I can be that I can hear your voice again Nyx

 

[muddler35]

Well, you're of an age. Prostate exams are important!

That'll teach me to flirt with a young hot nurse like @MedicalMuse.

ETA She just wants to stick her finger up my butt. She's weird.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

A text telling me my food was delivered.