πŸŽƒ Halloween Candy Battle 🍬🍬 β€”- closed until 2025

I don’t even like Candy Corn much (it’s the Peeps of Halloween candy), but I hate Mars/Milky Way. It’s like it’s trying to be a Snickers, but it’s just boring AF. That’s an awful candy bar.
Thanks for this entirely unhelpful and pointless comment.

At least you’re consistent.
Wait! He does't like candy corn "much," but hates Mars.

That sounds like a ringing endorsement for candy corn for the win!
 
So until there is evidence that the Mars bar is a milky way, i can't vote for that one. Milky Way is, was and always will be inferior to Snickers. Who doesn't like peanuts? They are fucking delicious! Allergic you say? That's why God made epipens and they are very affordable now.

But I think candy corn gets a bad rap. It's become trendy to poop on candy corn. It's not awful. I'm never going to by it but if I'm at someone's house and it's in a candy jar, I'll grab a handful.

Candy Corn just to piss of the Haterz.

 
So until there is evidence that the Mars bar is a milky way, i can't vote for that one. Milky Way is, was and always will be inferior to Snickers. Who doesn't like peanuts? They are fucking delicious! Allergic you say? That's why God made epipens and they are very affordable now.

But I think candy corn gets a bad rap. It's become trendy to poop on candy corn. It's not awful. I'm never going to by it but if I'm at someone's house and it's in a candy jar, I'll grab a handful.

Candy Corn just to piss of the Haterz.

Just replying to let you know my β€œπŸ˜β€ reaction is mostly for Freddie and partially for the part about Mars/Milky Way being inferior to Snickers, and does not constitute an endorsement for your endorsement of candy corn.
 
I feel like Candy Corn sort of got a bad rap when the selected inteligencia started making snarky comments about it, and the rest just repeated it. Mike Leach, the late college football coach, said during a post-game interview that he thought candy corn was terrible, it was like fruit cake (Mike Leach was a character, and often went on non-football rants during his press conferences).

I have good memories of candy corn. I'm old enough that trick or treating got me apples or hard butterscotch candies from neighborhood grannies. Candy corn was a welcome sight.
 
So until there is evidence that the Mars bar is a milky way, i can't vote for that one. Milky Way is, was and always will be inferior to Snickers. Who doesn't like peanuts? They are fucking delicious! Allergic you say? That's why God made epipens and they are very affordable now.

But I think candy corn gets a bad rap. It's become trendy to poop on candy corn. It's not awful. I'm never going to by it but if I'm at someone's house and it's in a candy jar, I'll grab a handful.

Candy Corn just to piss of the Haterz.

Funny you should use that gif... Freddie hated candy corn.
 
I have good memories of candy corn. I'm old enough that trick or treating got me apples or hard butterscotch candies from neighborhood grannies. Candy corn was a welcome sight.
Butterscotch? We'd have given our right nuts for butterscotch, we got these fucking molasses kisses... Butterscotch...
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