🎃 Halloween Candy Battle 🍬🍬 —- closed until 2025

[SirConradPeckereye]

I knew you were a psychopath

That's why you love me!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Unless you're making mixed drinks. Jolly ranchers in vodka are killer.....Reece's in vodka not so much.

#truestory

 

[Mr_Soup]

The best of the jolly rancher bag, cherry, I feel is the better of the two. But since a bag of jolly ranchers come with the terrible watermelon and blueberry, gonna have to give the edge to the king of chocolate bars.

But I’ll spice it up and toss out the opinion that the original cup is the best version. It has the best ratio! And the harder chocolate on the sides adds some perfect textural contrast.

Absolutely. I eat around the edges to get my fill of the hard chocolate then eat the center with the peanut butter in one or two bites. People think I’m weird for doing this. Jokes on them, cause I am weird.

 

[SWR101]

Reese’s, of course.

But I’ll spice it up and toss out the opinion that the original cup is the best version. It has the best ratio! And the harder chocolate on the sides adds some perfect textural contrast.

Plus… anyone else see boobs?

I do now, and I must bless you child for that divine revelation…

Yeah, as much as I love Jolly Ranchers, Reese’s are just top tier

 

[TomTeacher19]

Reeses, for sure.

Jolly ranchers are cool if you use them in those home versions of cotton candy makers. But still not really close

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I once went on a Jolly Rancher diet. Basically any time I was hungry between meals I'd pop a jolly rancher instead of having a snack. It... didn't work. I'd have been much happier just eating a Reese's.

My vote is for Reese's.

 

[Bry1313]

Reese’s, of course.

But I’ll spice it up and toss out the opinion that the original cup is the best version. It has the best ratio! And the harder chocolate on the sides adds some perfect textural contrast.

Plus… anyone else see boobs?

Absolutely Reese’s forever on this.

Also, re: boobs, be careful stating anything that looks 2D here mimicking boobs, this place will never let you live it down.

 

[morelikeasong]

Also, re: boobs, be careful stating anything that looks 2D here mimicking boobs, this place will never let you live it down.

I think I get titty privilege on this one

 

[Bry1313]

I think I get titty privilege on this one

Oh I’m certain you’ll get away with this in ways the last person who made the comparison did not, I won’t name any names

 

[TheMrBurns]

I hate peanut butter. Genuinely loathe it. But I'm going to pick Reese anyway because of its incredibly high trade value. Jolly Ranchers are what's left at the bottom of the plastic pumpkin in January when it's time to just empty the contents in the bin.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Reese’s, of course.

But I’ll spice it up and toss out the opinion that the original cup is the best version. It has the best ratio! And the harder chocolate on the sides adds some perfect textural contrast.

Plus… anyone else see boobs?

But to be fair, it isn't often I don't. I am very booby-motivated.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Jolly Ranchers have their place in the grand scheme of things, but they'll never be chosen over a Reese's peanut butter cup.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think I get titty privilege on this one

Facts.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The next battle I expect to be a landslide … but we’ll see.


Reese Pumpkin (and other variations)


VS

jolly rancher

Reese's all day. And of the holliday shapes, the Pumpkin is the best. But the original cup has the best chocolate to peanut butter ratio. It is a classic for a reason. But you need to get the original two packs. The four packs seem to always be fucked up for some reason, with the cups melted or something weird. I think they put the lesser cups in the multipack to get rid of them.

Vote: Reeser's all day, but the original cup.

Whoa! Cups. Boobs. Delicious love. It all makes sense now.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Reeses eggs are the best ever. Period. Anyone who doesn't agree feel free to go on my ignore list. lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

Reeses eggs are the best ever. Period. Anyone who doesn't agree feel free to go on my ignore list. lol

Oh, you are right, the eggs are the best of the holiday shapes.

 

[Lmizzler]

Why is this one even on the chart?

Chocolate and Peanut Butter are a classic combo!

The Reeses Pumpkins seem to be even better than regular Reeses too...how is that possible!

Team REESES FOREVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don't say jolly ranchers are objectively better than Reeses cause I don't want a mob after me. Reeses are a solid okay but a little meh candy for me and I really like jolly ranchers. So I'll just say I'm more likely to reach for a jolly rancher for my parent Halloween candy tax than a Reeses.

 

[Mrtenant]

One of the best candies since I was old enough to know what candy is. Jolly Rancher Watermelon any day over Reese's

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

The next battle I expect to be a landslide … but we’ll see.


Reese Pumpkin (and other variations)
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VS

jolly rancher

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Big booty ready-for-date-night Goth Reese's all the way.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Reese’s, of course.

But I’ll spice it up and toss out the opinion that the original cup is the best version. It has the best ratio! And the harder chocolate on the sides adds some perfect textural contrast.

Plus… anyone else see boobs?

I do now. Thats beautiful. And you still get to peel the panties off.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I get titty privilege on this one

May I uhmmm check your ahhh privilege?

 

[beachbaby179]

Jolly Ranchers have their place in the grand scheme of things, but they'll never be chosen over a Reese's peanut butter cup.

This. Absolutely this.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Looks like Kit-Kat takes the win!

YIPPEE!!!