🎃 Halloween Candy Battle 🍬🍬 —- closed until 2025

Why can't we have Jolly Reese's? Hard candy on the outside with peanut butter on the inside. Sounds delish, right?

Ok, my vote is for Reese's.

I only get a bag of Jolly Ranchers if I'm sick with a sore throat. Then I play a game where I grab one without looking at it, unwrap it, and blindly pop it in my mouth. Then I try to guess what flavor it is. My success rate was probably like 15%. 15%! I haven't seen scores that low since high school Algebra!
 
I think the better question for me is what candies I DON’T like.

I’ll pretty much eat anything
 
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The next battle I expect to be a landslide … but we’ll see.


Reese Pumpkin (and other variations)
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jolly rancher

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Reese’s, of course.

But I’ll spice it up and toss out the opinion that the original cup is the best version. It has the best ratio! And the harder chocolate on the sides adds some perfect textural contrast. 😙👌🏼

Plus… anyone else see boobs?
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If we’re talking best Reese’s overall, it’s clearly Reese’s Pieces…but for the purposes of this bracket, Reese’s PB Cups/Pumpkins beat the fuck out of Jolly Ranchers!

Absolutely Reese’s forever on this.

Also, re: boobs, be careful stating anything that looks 2D here mimicking boobs, this place will never let you live it down.
Egg on your face? 😜

Reese's all day. And of the holliday shapes, the Pumpkin is the best. But the original cup has the best chocolate to peanut butter ratio. It is a classic for a reason. But you need to get the original two packs. The four packs seem to always be fucked up for some reason, with the cups melted or something weird. I think they put the lesser cups in the multipack to get rid of them.

Vote: Reeser's all day, but the original cup.

Whoa! Cups. Boobs. Delicious love. It all makes sense now.

Reeses eggs are the best ever. Period. Anyone who doesn't agree feel free to go on my ignore list. lol

Oh, you are right, the eggs are the best of the holiday shapes.
Reese’s eggs are definitely better than pumpkins!
They also remind me of the big Helen Grace school fundraiser catalog eggs of 80s-90s. PB eggs (and nut fudge eggs) were my favorite there too!
 
Poor Jolly Rancher’s never stood a chance against Reese’s!
Absolutely. I eat around the edges to get my fill of the hard chocolate then eat the center with the peanut butter in one or two bites. People think I’m weird for doing this. Jokes on them, cause I am weird.
I do this as well, but instead of eating the center in bites I pop it in my mouth and suck on it until it melts in my mouth. And yes, I do get judged but suck it 😉

My vote’s for Reese’s if that wasn’t clear
 
Poor Jolly Rancher’s never stood a chance against Reese’s!

I do this as well, but instead of eating the center in bites I pop it in my mouth and suck on it until it melts in my mouth. And yes, I do get judged but suck it 😉

My vote’s for Reese’s if that wasn’t clear
I do that with the "fun" sized, just let it melt. With the regular ones I eat the chocolate off first.

Which is weird, because if a have a plan chocolate bar, chances are outstanding that I'm going to stick it in a jar of peanut butter.
 
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