🎵 Monthly Song Challenge 🎵

[UnquietDreams]

Day 12: a song with the cheesiest lyrics

I love this song, and so many others already posted by other people today. I guess I like cheesy music.

Love what you love!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Day 12 - song with Cheesiest lyrics

Don’t get me wrong, I love Patrick, I love Dirty Dancing, I love this song….but oh boy this is some high school crush poetry right here.

She's like the wind through my tree
She rides the night, next to me
She leads me through moonlight
Only to burn me with the sun
She's taken my heart
But she doesn't know what she's done

And the video ain’t helping

 

[PassionatePanther]

This was gonna be my pick dammit!

Seriously?! Well, it makes sense given the recent results of my CT scan:

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Seriously?! Well, it makes sense given the recent results of my CT scan:

Seriously. Eat them raw like sushi is maybe the worst line ever sung and is indelibly burned into my brain

 

[TXRafe]

Day 12 - song with the cheesiest lyrics

"He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides
I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside
I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy
Call him "Daddy" while I holler
Man, that boy so damn good looking (looking, looking)"

 

[MrMakersMark]

SalaciousMonkey straight away has easily secured the best song in this genre.

So....
Song with the cheesiest lyrics.

 

[morelikeasong]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

This whole album is straight cheese. And I fucking love it . It’s one of those albums that immediately transports me in time.
Here’s the title track, which is essentially just a giant list of clichés:

“I believe in Karma; what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye”

Savage Garden - Affirmation

 

[curious_slut]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

Apropos of nothing...but this has long been the theme tune of many a Wattpad

Britney Spears - Criminal

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

Apropos of nothing...but this has long been the theme tune of many a Wattpad

Britney Spears - Criminal

If You Seek Amy is also a strong contender from her catalog

 

[PassionatePanther]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

This whole album is straight cheese. And I fucking love it . It’s one of those albums that immediately transports me in time.
Here’s the title track, which is essentially just a giant list of clichés:

“I believe in Karma; what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye”

Savage Garden - Affirmation

Savage Garden definitely popped into my head when I read this prompt

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

If you think I wasn't over-prepared for this category, you are WRONG. Holy crap, this came out when we were in college, and we made so much fucking fun of it, literally nobody could take this seriously. If you took the lyrics and did them in prime Adam Sandler's voice, it would feel more spot on. Plus the video is ridiculous, this might not even be their cheesiest one. I've only heard a few songs off the record because I would never, but my god, whoever wrote these lyrics HATED these guys.

Hip Hop, marmalade, spic and span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird, jersey 33
When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle 'cause I can't speak, baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Macauly Culkin was in Home Alone
Fell deep in love but now we ain't speaking
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton
When I met you, I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie & Fitch

 

[MandaPandaa]

Day 11: a song from the 40s or 50s

 

[morelikeasong]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

If you think I wasn't over-prepared for this category, you are WRONG. Holy crap, this came out when we were in college, and we made so much fucking fun of it, literally nobody could take this seriously. If you took the lyrics and did them in prime Adam Sandler's voice, it would feel more spot on. Plus the video is ridiculous, this might not even be their cheesiest one. I've only heard a few songs off the record because I would never, but my god, whoever wrote these lyrics HATED these guys.

Hip Hop, marmalade, spic and span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird, jersey 33
When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle 'cause I can't speak, baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Macauly Culkin was in Home Alone
Fell deep in love but now we ain't speaking
Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton
When I met you, I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie & Fitch

I unironically love this song

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I unironically love this song

Once they drop 'Billy Shakespeare' it's impossible to recover

 

[Qky75]

Day 11: a song from the 40s or 50s

I only have eyes for you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

This whole album is straight cheese. And I fucking love it . It’s one of those albums that immediately transports me in time.
Here’s the title track, which is essentially just a giant list of clichés:

“I believe in Karma; what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye”

Savage Garden - Affirmation

Truly Madly Deeply was on my short list

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

Apropos of nothing...but this has long been the theme tune of many a Wattpad

Britney Spears - Criminal

Oh god! I hadn’t considered it but heck yeah, this is so overwrought!

 

[Biggalute]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

This whole album is straight cheese. And I fucking love it . It’s one of those albums that immediately transports me in time.
Here’s the title track, which is essentially just a giant list of clichés:

“I believe in Karma; what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye”

Savage Garden - Affirmation

Love it!

 

[morelikeasong]

Once they drop 'Billy Shakespeare' it's impossible to recover

You mean impossible not to love?

Truly Madly Deeply was on my short list

Monkey! You know better…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You mean impossible not to love?

Monkey! You know better…

I forgot! I’m sowwie! It’ll never happen again!

 

[Biggalute]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

Right said Fred: I'm too sexy

That's a classic, especially the video with the German umpa lumpa band

 

[Qky75]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

Hoobastank

Gawd these were the cheesiest lyrics .

Sorry I was such a selfish asshole to you but I miss you and I'm drunk so I promise to be better because..... You!

 

[TXRafe]

I forgot! I’m sowwie! It’ll never happen again!

Its definitely going to happen again

 

[hotoldrguy]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

The Ohio Express Yummy Yummy​

 

[Biggalute]

Day 12: A song with the cheesiest lyrics

And fiery demons all dance
When you walk through that door
Don't say you're easy on me
You're about as easy as a nuclear war
FFS