🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Bry1313]

Also I hear boobs are popular in campaigning

And for equal time

Vote Bry1313 for best and worst POJ

 

[InThe312]

It will be an honor to be both the best and the worst POJ.

At least we know who's cooking the books

 

[InThe312]

So you have at least 7,000 votes

The shame, Sausage, the shame

I have 1 vote each, from 7000 alts

 

[AmberLGreen]

“Probably just a bunch of middle class women of a certain age” - Masterchef

You obviously weren’t feeling yourself when you read that list. Do you need 20 minutes to quickly apologise and dig that hole a little deeper

 

[UsuallyPresent]

At least we know who's cooking the books

Checkliste Flambe, with extra protein sauce!

 

[AmberLGreen]

It will be an honor to be both the best and the worst POJ.

FFS, I just nearly choked on my drink! Who the fuck has been blowing smoke up your ass? You were the best at being the worst

 

[Bry1313]

FFS, I just nearly choked on my drink! Who the fuck has been blowing smoke up your ass? You were the best at being the worst

It was wonderful when you weren’t here

 

[Bry1313]

At least we know who's cooking the books

I’ve only voted once, I’ll win on merit, not personal ballot stuffing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FFS, I just nearly choked on my drink! Who the fuck has been blowing smoke up your ass? You were the best at being the worst

Bry displayed keen insight and impeccable taste as a judge, as in all things.

Except It’s a Wonderful Life.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have 1 vote each, from 7000 alts

You have 7,000 alts that can vote!

I am beginning to think there are only 4 real users of Lit (me, the Aussie cunt, you and that old bloke that pretends to be a 19 year old virgin who is into older men) and the rest are just you in disguise

 

[Bry1313]

Bry displayed keen insight and impeccable taste as a judge, as in all things.

Except It’s a Wonderful Life.

True, the wankers of all wankers was awarded during my reign (@Wand3rlust) and the thread was never more alive.

I was also lazy AF at certificates, so it was the best of times and the worst of times for this thread.

 

[AmberLGreen]

It was wonderful when you weren’t here

Everything might have been wonderful but I bet you were still fucking useless

 

[InThe312]

You have 7,000 alts that can vote!

I am beginning to think there are only 4 real users of Lit (me, the Aussie cunt, you and that old bloke that pretends to be a 19 year old virgin who is into older men) and the rest are just you in disguise

 

[Bry1313]

You have 7,000 alts that can vote!

I am beginning to think there are only 4 real users of Lit (me, the Aussie cunt, you and that old bloke that pretends to be a 19 year old virgin who is into older men) and the rest are just you in disguise

I’m also @Wand3rlust which we might be further alts of Aussie cunt, but I’m not sure.

 

[AlottaFocina]

You have 7,000 alts that can vote!

I am beginning to think there are only 4 real users of Lit (me, the Aussie cunt, you and that old bloke that pretends to be a 19 year old virgin who is into older men) and the rest are just you in disguise

 

[Bry1313]

Everything might have been wonderful but I bet you were still fucking useless

Your behavior and tone are more a reflection on you than anything about me. Just saying.

 

[WotWTaylorsVersion]

You have 7,000 alts that can vote!

I am beginning to think there are only 4 real users of Lit (me, the Aussie cunt, you and that old bloke that pretends to be a 19 year old virgin who is into older men) and the rest are just you in disguise

 

[InThe312]

Everything might have been wonderful but I bet you were still fucking useless

Can confirm he is useless.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m also @Wand3rlust which we might be further alts of Aussie cunt, but I’m not sure.

@Wand3rlust would never spell words without the U so don’t go bringing that lie

 

[AmberLGreen]

Such a shame that Dickie can’t express his confusion too

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

True, the wankers of all wankers was awarded during my reign (@Wand3rlust) and the thread was never more alive.

Not to mention the objectively correct Wanker of the Year.

 

[Bry1313]

@Wand3rlust would never spell words without the U so don’t go bringing that lie

That’s how she convinces you all that some of her alts are American and you fell for it

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not to mention the objectively correct Wanker of the Year.

Shots fired!

 

[InThe312]

Such a shame that Dickie can’t express his confusion too

God rest his alt.

 

[Apisto42]

You obviously weren’t feeling yourself when you read that list. Do you need 20 minutes to quickly apologise and dig that hole a little deeper

Where’s my shovel?

And Amber? I’m always feeling myself. Doing it right now.