🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[UsuallyPresent]

Where’s my shovel?

And Amber? I’m always feeling myself. Doing it right now.

"NURSE! Where's that anesthetic mallet?!?"

 

[Wand3rlust]

True, the wankers of all wankers was awarded during my reign (@Wand3rlust) and the thread was never more alive.

I was also lazy AF at certificates, so it was the best of times and the worst of times for this thread.

Literally not wanker of the Year - awarded my one and only wanker award by the worst POJ in living memory, rendering it null and void, as voted for by all the people who voted for @MindYaBitness over me.

Dickhead.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Where’s my shovel?

And Amber? I’m always feeling myself. Doing it right now.

We can always rely on you to keep the wanking string

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Shots fired!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Anyone else hoping for a shaped charge in the seat of that chair? *wry grin*

 

[Bry1313]

Literally not wanker of the Year - awarded my one and only wanker award by the worst POJ in living memory, rendering it null and void, as voted for by all the people who voted for @MindYaBitness over me.

Dickhead.

You finished second while actively campaigning against it. Total wanker.

 

[Bry1313]

Vote for Bry1313 for best POJ and worst POJ, I’m the only POJ who matters

 

[MindYaBitness]

Vote for Bry1313 for best POJ and worst POJ, I’m the only POJ who matters

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Moobs at last!!!!!!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Vote for Bry1313 for best POJ and worst POJ, I’m the only POJ who matters

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What do I vote to see less?!?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Vote for Bry1313 for best POJ and worst POJ, I’m the only POJ who matters

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No sparkly nipple tassels? Can’t even get your own campaign right, useless wanker!

 

[Bry1313]

No sparkly nipple tassels? Can’t even get your own campaign right, useless wanker!

You don’t get to see more

 

[Bry1313]

What do I vote to see less?!?

Also for me

 

[Apisto42]

Vote for Bry1313 for best POJ and worst POJ, I’m the only POJ who matters

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Hairy manoobies. Gets my vote every time.

 

[morelikeasong]

 

[Bry1313]

No sparkly nipple tassels? Can’t even get your own campaign right, useless wanker!

Fine, here you go

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fine, here you go

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You gotta make'em shake, that's what brings the votes in!

 

[TXRafe]

You gotta make'em shake, that's what brings the votes in!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fine, here you go

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See, isn't that better?

Now, send me a pic of you in grey sweatpants and I'll make that eggplant spin!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The spinning eggplant is our recipe of the day here at the porn cooking channel

 

[Bry1313]

I’m your best POJ, I’m your worst POJ and I’m your sexiest POJ

Vote Bry third third third for everything

https://suno.com/song/aec1b1b2-2d3e-4c47-a7d3-7555947c105e

 

[Apisto42]

I’m your best POJ, I’m your worst POJ and I’m your sexiest POJ

Vote Bry third third third for everything

https://suno.com/song/aec1b1b2-2d3e-4c47-a7d3-7555947c105e

Sorry dude. That song is a total turnoff dumpster fire. Imma gonna have to vote for some other loser.

(Well done sir)

 

[Wand3rlust]

The smell of desperation lured me here.

*sigh*

As disappointing as always.

 

[37_ttej]

You have 7,000 alts that can vote!

I am beginning to think there are only 4 real users of Lit (me, the Aussie cunt, you and that old bloke that pretends to be a 19 year old virgin who is into older men) and the rest are just you in disguise

I’m now having an existential crisis.
Since I can’t be Amber, the remaining choices are concerning.
Should I be happy that ‘Aussie cunt’ is closest?
I don’t want to be old or a pervert.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m now having an existential crisis.
Since I can’t be Amber, the remaining choices are concerning.
Should I be happy that ‘Aussie cunt’ is closest?
I don’t want to be old or a pervert.

You could be a @InThe312 alt and be in the Aussie cunt

 

[subdudeme13]

The smell of desperation lured me here.

*sigh*

As disappointing as always.

"The smell of desperation" Is there a cure for that?