🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Bry1313]

Wow. 15,211 votes for the POJ best and worsts.

You guys reaaaaaaally care about us. My heart is full.

I’m beloved

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m beloved

She never said what her heart is full of. Hopefully blood, but beyond that I refuse to speculate.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*look around*
This thread has been lagging in wankery for a bit.
Can we get the results soon so we can go back to the regularly scheduled program....with the ulterior goal of making me the first official dragon winner of the award?

 

[MandaPandaa]

She never said what her heart is full of. Hopefully blood, but beyond that I refuse to speculate.

Cool story, bruh.

 

[Grant55]

Cool story, bruh.

 

[Bry1313]

 

[UnquietDreams]

How long does it take to count 15,211 votes?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

How long does it take to count 15,211 votes?

Longer than this, apparently

 

[UnquietDreams]

Longer than this, apparently

Nominated for obviousness. (Sorry, jonesing for nominations.)

 

[InThe312]

How long does it take to count 15,211 votes?

My understanding is that a LOT of the votes are stuck together and it’s really slowing the hand count.

Sick bastards

 

[UsuallyPresent]

My understanding is that a LOT of the votes are stuck together and it’s really slowing the hand count.

Sick bastards

Instead of hanging chad , hanging choad?

 

[InThe312]

Instead of hanging chad , hanging choad?

Are you fishing to be captain obvious 2 out of the last 4 posts?

 

[UnquietDreams]

My understanding is that a LOT of the votes are stuck together and it’s really slowing the hand count.

Sick bastards

Makes sense...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Are you fishing to be captain obvious 2 out of the last 4 posts?

Nah, boats are ‘spensive. And you really wouldn’t like to see me running a company, neither!

 

[StillRain]

Well, today is the end of an era, The Eras Tour that is. Thus it is fitting, that the Wanker of the Week era also winds up with the announcement of the Winner and Second Winner of the POJ voting.

That’s right the Best and Worst Panel of Judge awards as voted by all 15,000+ of you. . I’m definitely not sus on any hanky pinky with those numbers, and do not even imagine there may have been any kind of autobots or transformers at play. As my queen, Tay Tay says, karma is my boyfriend and I just know none of you would be involved in such shenanigans and dastardly deeds.

So, without further ado…

No I’m actually not going to make you scroll today.
















































Much.



























































The BEST POJ was a VERY close vote almost the whole way through, but in the end the original and (clearly) the best took it out with 59.6% of the vote. That’s right, yours truly, @StillRain, the OG, is the BEST POJ. Like it was ever a question. I’d just like to say that this thread and the ridiculousness that has followed, has been some real shits and giggles and I have had a ball doing it. I hope you have too. I try not to take this place too seriously most of the time these days, and this thread provided the lols. .


Moving on…..






The WORST POJ… with a MASSIVE ,and never challenged, 77.2% of the vote, the winner is clear and of no surprise, I am sure…

























@Bry1313 Congrats Bry and all Bry’s autobots. I mean 15000+ friends. . I am certain there is not a surpised person in the house right now.

And so, ends, the greatest thread to ever thread and the greatest award that was never asked for. I hope you had some fun. Even with Bry1313 at the helm. I know I did. Maybe I’ll bring back WotW next year, maybe I won’t. You should be so lucky either way.

Either way, I hope you continue wanking, but if you wanked too hard this year (like you @Azuldrgon) maybe go let your Repetitive Strain Injury heal so you can wank again someday soon.

 

[Wand3rlust]

As it should be.

Thanks @StillRain

It's been.

 

[37_ttej]

Congratulations @StillRain ! Well deserved for your awesome administration of such a fine, wank-inducing thread.

And congratulations / commiserations @Bry1313 on the glorious ignominy of being the best worst POJ in the history of masturbatory contests.

 

[Bry1313]

The 59.6% result feels suspicious given that it was “close” the whole way.

I’ll try to keep my supporters under control but I promise nothing as they are a bit “eccentric

And on winning the “worst” POJ I have one response compared to those forgotten judges

I’ll have a more inspired response to thank my “supporters” for this “honor”

Finally I do want to thank @StillRain for creating the most important least important award in the history of Lit, thank you!

 

[Wand3rlust]

The 59.6% result feels suspicious given that it was “close” the whole way.

I’ll try to keep my supporters under control but I promise nothing as they are a bit “eccentric

And on winning the “worst” POJ I have one response compared to those forgotten judges

I’ll have a more inspired response to thank my “supporters” for this “honor”

Finally I do want to thank @StillRain for creating the most important least important award in the history of Lit, thank you!

Which one are you?

 

[Wand3rlust]

So is it over now?

 

[Bry1313]

Which one are you?

I thought I was you

 

[Wand3rlust]

I thought I was you

I thought we were @OrdinaryPerson ?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well, today is the end of an era, The Eras Tour that is. Thus it is fitting, that the Wanker of the Week era also winds up with the announcement of the Winner and Second Winner of the POJ voting.

That’s right the Best and Worst Panel of Judge awards as voted by all 15,000+ of you. . I’m definitely not sus on any hanky pinky with those numbers, and do not even imagine there may have been any kind of autobots or transformers at play. As my queen, Tay Tay says, karma is my boyfriend and I just know none of you would be involved in such shenanigans and dastardly deeds.

So, without further ado…

No I’m actually not going to make you scroll today.
















































Much.



























































The BEST POJ was a VERY close vote almost the whole way through, but in the end the original and (clearly) the best took it out with 59.6% of the vote. That’s right, yours truly, @StillRain, the OG, is the BEST POJ. Like it was ever a question. I’d just like to say that this thread and the ridiculousness that has followed, has been some real shits and giggles and I have had a ball doing it. I hope you have too. I try not to take this place too seriously most of the time these days, and this thread provided the lols. .


Moving on…..






The WORST POJ… with a MASSIVE ,and never challenged, 77.2% of the vote, the winner is clear and of no surprise, I am sure…

























@Bry1313 Congrats Bry and all Bry’s autobots. I mean 15000+ friends. . I am certain there is not a surpised person in the house right now.

And so, ends, the greatest thread to ever thread and the greatest award that was never asked for. I hope you had some fun. Even with Bry1313 at the helm. I know I did. Maybe I’ll bring back WotW next year, maybe I won’t. You should be so lucky either way.

Either way, I hope you continue wanking, but if you wanked too hard this year (like you @Azuldrgon) maybe go let your Repetitive Strain Injury heal so you can wank again someday soon.

 

[Bry1313]

I thought we were @OrdinaryPerson ?

Which of us pulls the strings

 

[MindYaBitness]

The 59.6% result feels suspicious given that it was “close” the whole way.

I’ll try to keep my supporters under control but I promise nothing as they are a bit “eccentric

And on winning the “worst” POJ I have one response compared to those forgotten judges

I’ll have a more inspired response to thank my “supporters” for this “honor”

Finally I do want to thank @StillRain for creating the most important least important award in the history of Lit, thank you!