🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[OrdinaryPerson]

Did I get your vote?

Did you send me your butthole?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did I get your vote?

Did you send me your butthole?

You got my vote, but you can keep your butthole, just in case you were working your way through the voter rolls.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So when’s the next wanker award … I feel like a third award would really suit me.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You got my vote, but you can keep your butthole, just in case you were working your way through the voter rolls.

You can't bribe people after the vote...

 

[UnquietDreams]

You can't bribe people after the vote...

I was thinking more as a “Thank You” gift.

Or a non-parting gift, please...

 

[StillRain]

Wanking will never be on a break, but the WotW is on break. I’m going to enjoy Christmas and time with my lova! Behave yourselves. Or try.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I was thinking more as a “Thank You” gift.

Or a non-parting gift, please...

I didn't know we were supposed to get thank you gifts!

Hey @Bry1313...

 

[Neanderthal247]

Wanking will never be on a break, but the WotW is on break. I’m going to enjoy Christmas and time with my lova! Behave yourselves. Or try.

Because all you want for Christmas is

Is himmmmmmmmm

 

[Lmizzler]

Also... Speaking of screaming assholes... Did @Bry1313 get more than 5 votes for best judge? I want to know how many buttholes he PMd out.

He did get my vote in exchange for his puckered starfish!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

He did get my vote in exchange for his puckered starfish!

Wow and he told me I was special

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wow and he told me I was special

You are special.

 

[Bry1313]

Wow and he told me I was special

I sent him a literal puckered starfish

 

[Apisto42]

Everyone?

This is where you need to send the butthole pics. Send them often.

Thanks for the support. A good wank needs a cleanish butthole pic.

 

[InThe312]

Thanks for the support. A good wank needs a cleanish butthole pic.

Wild, I have that T-shirt

 

[Apisto42]

You are special.

Short bus tinted windows special?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Short bus tinted windows special?

Well I believe this may be the first thing I ever sent you

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Also, anyone that only needs a cleanish butthole to masturbate has no room to judge me and needs to go wash their hands immediately

 

[Mrtenant]

Also, anyone that only needs a cleanish winking hairy butthole to masturbate has no room to judge me and needs to go wash their hands immediately

FTFY

 

[Apisto42]

FIFY

FIFY

 

[Bry1313]

Also, anyone that only needs a cleanish butthole to masturbate has no room to judge me and needs to go wash their hands immediately

My butthole is always cleanish

 

[UnquietDreams]

My butthole is always cleanish

I have that on my resume.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Thanks for the support. A good wank needs a cleanish butthole pic.

My butthole is always cleanish

I have that on my resume.

1) Boys are kinda gross.
2) Everyone needs to install a bidet attachment to their toilet for clean (not just cleanish) buttholes!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

2) Everyone needs to install a bidet attachment to their toilet for clean (not just cleanish) buttholes!

That seemed like a lot of work so I just keep a pressure washer in the bathroom

 

[crazychemgirl]

My butthole is always cleanish

I feel like we’re not aiming for “clean-ish”

 

[Bry1313]

I feel like we’re not aiming for “clean-ish”

Fine, take the joke literally people. I’m streak free, don’t worry and my hands are always clean too.