🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[AlpineFresco]

Most shampoo will do the trick. Soap alone can't be relied upon.

 

[Apisto42]

As you ladies already know, it burns when it hits the eye!

 

[AveryElle]

Most shampoo will do the trick. Soap alone can't be relied upon.

Oh I remember that one time....

 

[hotwords229_A]

For the record, I've never used a sock (that's gross), I hope you feel better soon PLP, and yes I have surprised myself with a cumshot before

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

For the record, I've never used a sock (that's gross), I hope you feel better soon PLP, and yes I have surprised myself with a cumshot before

Thanks! I'm trying to get better!

And thanks for sharing about your cumshots!

 

[AlpineFresco]

Okay, so 1) spoonerising is fun and 2) is that a knife taped under the sign?

 

[tnman03]

PLP... sorry to hear that you've come down with a case of the flu. That's no fun. Feel better soon.

As for the crusty socks and towels comments...yuck... I always thought that was an urban legend that was always in badly written stories.

And as for people not picking up their own dirty clothes and washing them... yuck...again.

The surprised yourself with a cumshot question made me laugh. And yes, w/o elaboration that's happened.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Okay, so 1) spoonerising is fun and 2) is that a knife taped under the sign?

Lol maybe? Or duct tape and another ripped page? But goth clowns need knives. You know it's true.

PLP... sorry to hear that you've come down with a case of the flu. That's no fun. Feel better soon.

As for the crusty socks and towels comments...yuck... I always thought that was an urban legend that was always in badly written stories.

And as for people not picking up their own dirty clothes and washing them... yuck...again.

The surprised yourself with a cumshot question made me laugh. And yes, w/o elaboration that's happened.

Thanks! I'm trying to rest up! And you know I surprise myself sometimes.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Indie???????


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[AlpineFresco]

Lol maybe? Or duct tape and another ripped page? But goth clowns need knives. You know it's true.

It's not, it's the ripped tape catching the light and creating an interesting optical illusion. Which actually makes the image even more fun.

And yes, they do need them. Fuck it, they need hook swords, Kabal-style.

 

[tnman03]

So...silence of the goth clowns and your flirting with indie again is it???

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/8e971b149565cf7bbb801f05dc0b6e83/tumblr_q4j5th4t3K1x4dz3io1_320.jpg

#fact

 

[Suz_anne]

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I hope you feel better soon, PLP. That flu bug is some nasty stuff. Drink lots of fluids and rest. And watch porn. Copious amounts of porn.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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I hope you feel better soon, PLP. That flu bug is some nasty stuff. Drink lots of fluids and rest. And watch porn. Copious amounts of porn.

Yes Dr! Thank you!

Now accepting video submissions!

 

[AlpineFresco]

The cultural difference is interesting. There? Suggestive messaging. Here? Rotating signs that brazenly advertise 'DILDOKING'.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The cultural difference is interesting. There? Suggestive messaging. Here? Rotating signs that brazenly advertise 'DILDOKING'.

You shouldn't advertise your business on Lit, DILDO KING.

 

[Ask For More]

#truestory
#sorrynotsorry
#ianal

What a coincidence, I love anal too.

 

[Booboobear84]

After a long hot shower - I realized water gives me life. Maybe I'm part mermaid?

Anyway, WET GIRLS is the theme for the day!

https://66.media.tumblr.com/560ce6af53f7f2f7013a5a52d0918dd1/tumblr_pw9zm79O5O1we5j7jo2_r1_400.gifv

That’s a theme that I can go with

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/1a663dc04dadfa0c1e2adf64d12efffd/tumblr_phw1pmSVrT1w81lieo1_500.jpg

I'm just going to lie back and enjoy today's theme.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/bf1534ad8262eb6e6f54494ccb5fee11/tumblr_nahfqbzC5M1qg205no1_640.jpg

That is a stunning image...wow.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Image violates forum guidelines

 

[Mr_bogey]

For the record, I've never used a sock (that's gross), I hope you feel better soon PLP, and yes I have surprised myself with a cumshot before

Why is that gross? Soft, absorbent cotton seems like a good idea and <pro tip> it can eliminate the surprise shot. Wisdom cums with experience.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/8cf0d958035f4b82d9ee0f15735eea41/tumblr_os9rhui3zX1umfju3o1_640.jpg

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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[PrettyLilPussy19]

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