🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[Mav Unlimited]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/57a4cb7a2a041e196fd8757e638529b8/aeeb8578cd7c493c-ad/s1280x1920/892ff89ba9c0baca8819a6387ed77790af590acc.jpg

Love this one.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

After a long hot shower - I realized water gives me life. Maybe I'm part mermaid?

Anyway, WET GIRLS is the theme for the day!

https://66.media.tumblr.com/560ce6af53f7f2f7013a5a52d0918dd1/tumblr_pw9zm79O5O1we5j7jo2_r1_400.gifv

I just noticed this.

Fuck, that's hot.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs17/f/2007/146/a/7/Water_Torture_by_darkmatterzone.jpg

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Ok so this chick is all kinds of sexy and cute and adorable BUT...naked on the beach? Nuh-uh, no thank you, hard pass!
Have you ever had sand stuck in your ass crack? How about chafing up your lady parts??

It’s NOT fun


Don’t try this one at home kids

You know there's gotta be a wash off hose like 3 feet away. Gotta be... right?

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

You know there's gotta be a wash off hose like 3 feet away. Gotta be... right?

I volunteer gladly to handle that duty.

Just sayin

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs17/f/2007/146/a/7/Water_Torture_by_darkmatterzone.jpg

Noe... what about rust??

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/7e0ab272986b8def1461e41a626bd7fd/tumblr_pp9grrckRE1rbz9buo1_540.jpg

Current mood: grouchy for reasons I cant say but I wouldn't say no to his tongue.

 

[AlpineFresco]

If she’s moody, suck her clit, sure. But if she hawks pots and pans, grab her by the cervix.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

If she’s moody, suck her clit, sure. But if she hawks pots and pans, grab her by the cervix.

https://youtu.be/hoqxl0Fx-Z0

 

[AlpineFresco]

Everything I know about sex I learned from the writings of Rocky Flintstone

 

[AveryElle]

Everything I know about sex I learned from the writings of Rocky Flintstone

That explains so, so much

 

[AlpineFresco]

That explains so, so much

<considers your rivets>
Hmm, sorry, what?

 

[AlpineFresco]

So I was helping some people move furniture yesterday, and when I'm holding one side of a table, for example, and backing up, it's culturally ingrained in me to say, "To me!" expecting the correct response of, "To you!", but for non-Brits this never happens.

Ah well.
Here's an optical illusion of the Chuckle Brothers:
https://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/2453611/original/?width=630&version=2453611

 

[Mei5ter]

So I was helping some people move furniture yesterday, and when I'm holding one side of a table, for example, and backing up, it's culturally ingrained in me to say, "To me!" expecting the correct response of, "To you!", but for non-Brits this never happens.

Ah well.
Here's an optical illusion of the Chuckle Brothers:
https://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/2453611/original/?width=630&version=2453611

I feel your pain. Its like having to explain why the number of candles on Ronnie Barker's coffin was one fewer than five.

 

[AlpineFresco]

I know, right?
Oh Christ I've left the iron on!

Though one of my German friends here is well versed in Red Dwarf and my god, we burst into intro song over that one

 

[Mei5ter]

I know, right?
Oh Christ I've left the iron on!

Though one of my German friends here is well versed in Red Dwarf and my god, we burst into intro song over that one

Then, Kryten? Unpack Rubber Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit!

 

[AlpineFresco]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

<PLP enters>


https://media.giphy.com/media/VypJYbpuh7ZtK/giphy.gif


<PLP leaves>

 

[Booboobear84]

<PLP enters>


https://media.giphy.com/media/VypJYbpuh7ZtK/giphy.gif


<PLP leaves>

Well that was,,,, brief

 

[blade_rocknut]

Hello...

This is the way to spend a Sunday morning!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://static.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/NSFW-Facts-Reddit-7.jpg

 

[Wife of Bath]

Hi guys. Please be aware that there were many images in this thread that violated forum guidelines. This is the same reason the last thread was removed, which I told PLP in a PM. This time I edited every post that violated guidelines. If there are future infractions I will remove the thread and report the posters to Laurel.

For those who have questions:

Here are the Forum Photo Guidelines for all attachments, avatars, and any image uploaded to our servers (Numbers 1 and 3 above):

Legally, we can allow soft nudity, but photographs (does not apply to non-photographic images) posted on this site may not contain "sexually explicit conduct", which the government defines as:

- Actual or simulated:
(A) sexual intercourse, including genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital, or oral-anal, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex;
(B) bestiality;
(C) masturbation;
(D) sadistic or masochistic abuse; or
(E) lascivious exhibition of the genitals or pubic area of any person. We're talking about the close-ups, or any pictures where the genitals or pubic area is the center of attention, or part of any simulated masturbation. Artistic full nudes are fine, so long as they aren't spread shots and the person can't be masturbating or simulating masturbation

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ALL images (uploads and links, Numbers 1, 2, and 3 above) must follow these rules:

- All persons in all adult-themed photographs must be over 18 years of age.

- Image must not contain URL or other advertisement.

- Image must not contain bestiality or extreme sexual violence.

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Please note that these rules apply only to photographic images.

Non-photographic images (drawings, paintings, 3D renderings, etc.) may not contain bestiality, underage sexual content, or extreme sexual violence.

If you see any images which violate these guidelines, please report the post and we will review your report. Anyone caught repeatedly violating these guidelines may have their image posting privileges revoked.

Literotica may remove any image for any reason without notice, and may periodically purge old images from the forums.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact a moderator.

 

[Dribble]

Power...goes to some people's head. Steal a pic from the GB...post it here. Totally acceptable there...illegal here. Same site...different forums. Makes total sense.

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://hentaiporns.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tumblr_orjdngBvBm1vao2cjo1_500.gif

So as I understand it, the above "non-photographic image" is totally acceptable.

But this attached pic is repulsive, immoral and just plain wrong.

Got it.

If I'm incorrect, please remove this post and report me to Laurel before I cause any more damage.

 

[Mei5ter]

https://hentaiporns.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/tumblr_orjdngBvBm1vao2cjo1_500.gif

So as I understand it, the above "non-photographic image" is totally acceptable.

But this attached pic is repulsive, immoral and just plain wrong.

Got it.

If I'm incorrect, please remove this post and report me to Laurel before I cause any more damage.

But only in the PG, right?

Because there are lots of threads full of pics and gifs in the Fetish and BDSM threads.

To save me bothering WoB, can anyone kindly tell me why the PG is different?