🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

Waiting for my mechanic to return from a joyride, so he can tell me he needs to adjust the pulley belt for the alternator that he installed on Tuesday 🤦
 
Ok one last whine then onto better things.

I park, the plug in doesn’t work. I had to move and climb through another mountain of snow.

But I’m plugged in and my car shouldn’t freeze so I guess I’m ok.
 
Do they take Amex? Can you recommend a reputable personal escort? Someone who also knows all the hidden treasures of the land?
Oh, you have Amex, let me show you to our private entrance, never mind the main gate with the knaves and fools.

On your trip you will receive a personalized care package, with all the trimmings. And, since you are an Amex member, I’ve been assigned your personal concierge. I’m more than happy to accommodate any of your specific needs and requests.
 
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