😎 That Feeling When...

[Chillygirl]

TFW you wake up on Monday to coffee and breakfast and you don’t have to go to work.

 

[mnbreastluver]

TFW You need to go off but your towels are clean so you use an old sock you were going to use as a shop rag anyways.

 

[TongueLust]

TFW they bring you coffee and cookies.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

TFW you’re browsing Lit while on the train and a NSFW image loads right when the conductor walks up next to you to collect your fare

 

[Trekka]

TFW you’re browsing Lit while on the train and a NSFW image loads right when the conductor walks up next to you to collect your fare

Coulda been worse!
I’ve sexted my parents before.
Both of them.
Separate incidents.
Wild times.


TFW you’re on auto pilot and you accidentally punctuate a phonecall with your ex with “…love you, bye.”

So. Awkward.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Coulda been worse!
I’ve sexted my parents before.
Both of them.
Separate incidents.
Wild times.


TFW you’re on auto pilot and you accidentally punctuate a phonecall with your ex with “…love you, bye.”

So. Awkward.

I've gotta think the sexting your parents bit was more awkward than the accidental "love you" to the ex.
But then, I don't know your ex. Or your parents.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Coulda been worse!
I’ve sexted my parents before.
Both of them.
Separate incidents.
Wild times.


TFW you’re on auto pilot and you accidentally punctuate a phonecall with your ex with “…love you, bye.”

So. Awkward.

Please tell me the sexting was accompanied by a picture?


I can’t believe I’m about to share this. I have never told anyone about it as I wanted to expunge it from memory, but my worst ever:

TFW you walk in on a parent masturbating

 

[gga]

TFW you walk in on a parent masturbating

TFW you learn that perhaps your parents weren't always pulling on tight boots.

 

[Trubbycat]

Please tell me the sexting was accompanied by a picture?


I can’t believe I’m about to share this. I have never told anyone about it as I wanted to expunge it from memory, but my worst ever:

TFW you walk in on a parent masturbating

I see and raise you

TFW you stay over at your mother's house and have to go to the bathroom late at night at the same exact her husband also has to go to the bathroom, walking out stark naked.
...I know what you were doing...

 

[Trekka]

I've gotta think the sexting your parents bit was more awkward than the accidental "love you" to the ex.
But then, I don't know your ex. Or your parents.

yeah but I said “love you” to my ex in front of my new BF!

Please tell me the sexting was accompanied by a picture?

Worse: dad got audio. mom got video.

TFW you realize you’re about to eat a banana, alone, in public.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

yeah but I said “love you” to my ex in front of my new BF!


Worse: dad got audio. mom got video.

TFW you realize you’re about to eat a banana, alone, in public.

Yikes! Ok - saying it in front of the new BF *does* make it worse!
But then you upped your own ante. Mom and dad getting not just sexts, but multimedia... how are you not dead from self-mortification?

 

[Trekka]

Yikes! Ok - saying it in front of the new BF *does* make it worse!
But then you upped your own ante. Mom and dad getting not just sexts, but multimedia... how are you not dead from self-mortification?

I’m Irish.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

TFW you realize someone is a REAL Dom

 

[Lord Pmann]

Worse: dad got audio. mom got video.

I feel like I’m literally the only man on the planet who hasn’t seen this.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I feel like I’m literally the only man on the planet who hasn’t seen this.

I've never seen, or heard most of the Lit ladies man. I mean...I think it might be me, though. I am unsexy.

 

[Tallulah82]

I've never seen, or heard most of the Lit ladies man. I mean...I think it might be me, though. I am unsexy.

I'll happily send you an audio of my snoring. That'll do things to you that you only imagined.

 

[TongueLust]

TFW you receive a thank you message that your reading was on point.🕯

 

[NastyNyx]

TFW you meet someone new and you like them.....and they tell you that they like you too

 

[LadyLascivious1]

yeah but I said “love you” to my ex in front of my new BF!

I probably would have just started laughing.

Worse: dad got audio. mom got video.

I have to admit I’d rather have my parents be subjected to some of my sexy shenanigans than the other way around

*subscribing to the Trekka audio and video sexts

 

[Lonelywife1205]

*subscribing to the Trekka audio and video sexts

Now this would be a fun new thread!

 

[barefootgirl69]

TFW he takes your hand and rubs it on his hard cock.

 

[user1455]

TFW he takes your hand and rubs it on his hard cock.

TFW I take her hand and rub it on my hard cock.

 

[Anastasia1999]

TFW he handwrites me a letter, takes a photo and sends it on messenger.

Awww. Melted my heart strings sure it did

 

[petes478]

TFW I take her hand and rub it on my hard cock.

I’m hard as fuck right now. Love feeling better hand on my dick

 

[Lady2020]

TFW you return from a road trip.