PrettyLilPussy19
Literotica Guru
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- Aug 13, 2018
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TFW your therapist says she always looks forward to your appointments because it's good conversation and it's weirdly the best compliment you've ever received.
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Jesus. Stick a hose up his butt and connect him to the power grid. Saves buying natural gas from Russia, right?https://media0.giphy.com/media/xUPGcdlIDdjwxbjrO0/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95245b8dd1dde0a47d3d6d0982f2aa2e806754e4dd5&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g
TFW your husband farts so loudly at night that it startles you awake and you can't go back to sleep
Maybe they were expecting a Dom?TFW you walk into a classroom as a sub and the students cheer because you're not the regular teacher.

TFW you realize it and wear it as a medal!TFW you realize you’re the last poster, it’s been days and you killed another Thread.
