😎 That Feeling When...

TFW you're going through an otherwise uneventful day when all of a sudden the DOOM music kicks in.

IYKYK.
 
TFW it's the night before your leave for a trip, you let the dog in at the end of the night before bed, and before realizing what's happened (because covid royally fucked up your sense of smell) the smell of skunk spray hits you in the face, already permeating through the house.
🦨💨🐶
 
TFW it's the night before your leave for a trip, you let the dog in at the end of the night before bed, and before realizing what's happened (because covid royally fucked up your sense of smell) the smell of skunk spray hits you in the face, already permeating through the house.
🦨💨🐶
TFW although you empathize with someone’s plight, you can’t help laughing a bit.
 
Laughter is essential to not completely losing it 😂 Of course it happens the night before.
They used to say that a bath in tomato juice gets rid of the smell, but I think that turned out to be urban legend. That really sucks for you. I’m sorry that happened. (Still giggling)
 
TFW you’ve deep cleaned your whole house and can finally light the scented candles and enjoy it 😌

for five minutes before the spouse opens all the cabinet doors, leaving sticky BBQ sauce finger marks on them (and leaves them open) and the child spills juice on the carpet

These precious few minutes…
 
TFW you are awake way too early and wondering what to do when it’s practically the middle of the night…and then two of your favorite people in the world are also up and you have time to chat and enjoy them 😍
 
….you’re hard as fuck, and you know she’s too much of a cock tease to do it on the plane.


Looks like a jerk off over New York.

You’re welcome….😉
 
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