🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

[AmberLGreen]

You like dripping the wax all over my balls is what you like perv.

You know I like them smooth so that my beard can tickle them

 

[AmberLGreen]

I just made my eyes roll. All this conversation of my cavernous cunt and extreme facial hair isn’t going to get me cyber-laid anytime soon!!

 

[Saltfountain]

I just made my eyes roll. All this conversation of my cavernous cunt and extreme facial hair isn’t going to get me cyber-laid anytime soon!!

There's a badelynge of ducks in there all proving that their quacks don't echo...

 

[AmberLGreen]

There's a badelynge of ducks in there all proving that their quacks don't echo...

I wish they would quack louder to drown out the echoes of that barbershop quartet

 

[B_mossy24]

Someone telling the same story about a cactus at least five times today.

 

[Saltfountain]

I wish they would quack louder to drown out the echoes of that barbershop quartet

The barbershop quartet is currently a trio as they're resorting to cannibalism in order to survive whilst they try to escape the gravitational pull...

 

[Saltfountain]

Someone telling the same story about a cactus at least five times today.

Did you get the point?







I'll get my coat

 

[AmberLGreen]

The barbershop quartet is currently a trio as they're resorting to cannibalism in order to survive whilst they try to escape the gravitational pull...

They could have eaten the ducks first. With my tits, they could have had Peking Duck and I am sure there is plenty of plum sauce in there

 

[Saltfountain]

They could have eaten the ducks first. With my tits, they could have had Peking Duck and I am sure there is plenty of plum sauce in there

Your tits, though saggy, don't stretch into your cunt.

If they did I wouldn't have needed the harpoon...

 

[AmberLGreen]

Your tits, though saggy, don't stretch into your cunt.

If they did I wouldn't have needed the harpoon...

I wonder if I attached an elastic band to my nipple clamps, I could catapult ping pong balls in there instead of the old act of shooting them out?

And on that note, I am off to experiment

Thanks for the laughs, Salty

 

[QwertyMaster]

Me

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

My desire to keep peace over keeping boundaries.
I need a drink.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

My desire to keep peace over keeping boundaries.
I need a drink.

Boundaries will keep the peace for you. Let's have a drink together

 

[lifeisgood3976]

The creative lengths people go to get out of doing work.

 

[birdy]

Myself, after frantically looking in my car for my lunch bag, on the verge of freaking out since I have an incredibly long work day today, only to realize the bag is already on my shoulder. It's going to be a long day lol.

 

[TongueLust]

People.

 

[cheekygirl75]

The puppy barking at nothing

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Same message that made me shake my head.

 

[Taegul]

Online scammers trying to take my 85 year old father for all his life savings.

And for my dad doing damn never everything to help them, short of handing them account passwords. Why does getting old do such a number on common sense?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Online scammers trying to take my 85 year old father for all his life savings.

And for my dad doing damn never everything to help them, short of handing them account passwords. Why does getting old do such a number on common sense?

I can relate unfortunately… my father has almost gotten taken in, too, and had to close his credit card account once due to giving his details to someone shady!

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Listening to the incoherent babbling that was supposed to be the reasoning behind a decision that was made. I have no idea how some people are given management positions when they haven’t the slightest clue how to lead or make decisions for the sake of the whole group…

 

[Taegul]

I can relate unfortunately… my father has almost gotten taken in, too, and had to close his credit card account once due to giving his details to someone shady!

These guys didn't get the money, but they managed a transfer from Vanguard to pop's bank account which apparently cost him significant tax fees/penalties. Fun times

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My brain

 

[peekingone]

I can relate unfortunately… my father has almost gotten taken in, too, and had to close his credit card account once due to giving his details to someone shady!

it is horrible, my mom now is in memory care. Before that she would give her debit card at the store and told them her pin since she could see the numbers. Now I have all control thankfully... Not easy, but hang in there as they need help...

 

[cheekygirl75]

it is horrible, my mom now is in memory care. Before that she would give her debit card at the store and told them her pin since she could see the numbers. Now I have all control thankfully... Not easy, but hang in there as they need help...

I know… it’s hard to watch, though, and hard to reason with him sometimes! He gets so stubborn about needing help