🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well how to I follow that...

William Faulkner as a person and idea. But more specifically, this paper I'm about to have to write.

 

[cheekygirl75]

People’s lack of reading comprehension. Uh, if I say she’s not available at certain times, it doesn’t help if you tell me when during those times he’s available!

 

[Apisto42]

People’s lack of reading comprehension. Uh, if I say she’s not available at certain times, it doesn’t help if you tell me when during those times he’s available!

So you’re available now?

 

[jason28053]

People’s lack of reading comprehension. Uh, if I say she’s not available at certain times, it doesn’t help if you tell me when during those times he’s available!

Who is She?

 

[Apisto42]

How about now?

 

[F3x0r]

Bots .....

 

[cheekygirl75]

So you’re available now?

No, I’m off the clock

 

[Wand3rlust]

No, I’m off the clock

Why were you sitting on a clock?

Ooh ooh are you a cuckoo?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why were you sitting on a clock?

Ooh ooh are you a cuckoo?

That tick tock motion is thrilling, haven’t you tried it?

 

[Apisto42]

No, I’m off the clock

What if I wind your clock up?

 

[cheekygirl75]

What if I wind your clock up?

I think my mechanism is broken

 

[Apisto42]

… and I realized that saying that really dates me.

 

[Apisto42]

I think my mechanism is broken

I’ve got a tool that might fix that.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’ve got a tool that might fix that.

I don’t know, it would have to be pretty specialized

 

[Wand3rlust]

That tick tock motion is thrilling, haven’t you tried it?

Any sort of vibration is welcome.

 

[Wand3rlust]

… and I realized that saying that really dates me.

It wasnt that that dated you

 

[Apisto42]

I don’t know, it would have to be pretty specialized

It’s the “Turnip Twaddler 2K”.

 

[Apisto42]

It wasnt that that dated you

Luckily for me I don’t worry what clingy stalkers say.

 

[jason28053]

Clearly not from having a mind blowing orgasm.

 

[cheekygirl75]

It’s the “Turnip Twaddler 2K”.

I thought that said Trump Twaddler at first and now I’m as dry as the Sahara.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Twaddler or Toddler

 

[PotNoodle79]

Myself.

 

[Apisto42]

I thought that said Trump Twaddler at first and now I’m as dry as the Sahara.

Smf
It’s a Bloom County ref. It’s a nerd attractor.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Smf
It’s a Bloom County ref. It’s a nerd attractor.

I thought it was the ultimate in useless appliances.
But if it attracts nerds.....

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I thought it was the ultimate in useless appliances.
But if it attracts nerds.....

Especially nerds with whips.