🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The unhinged.

 

[snexxer]

The British Government.

 

[Tallulah82]

People who use the label 'woke' as an insult.

 

[PotNoodle79]

People who use the label 'woke' as an insult.

Like Kathy Burke said, "I'd rather be woke than a fucking ignorant twat"

EDIT: That being said, I do like to reply to certain things my cousin's daughter says with "woke nonsense". She knows I'm kidding, still gets indignant and I love seeing that fire inside her

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

People who use the label 'woke' as an insult.

This! Few things make my eyes roll harder. It's like "okay, settle down you little edgelord"

 

[Tallulah82]

Like Kathy Burke said, "I'd rather be woke than a fucking ignorant twat"

EDIT: That being said, I do like to reply to certain things my cousin's daughter says with "woke nonsense". She knows I'm kidding, still gets indignant and I love seeing that fire inside her

Hmmm. Editing after I've liked. Sneaky.

Fucking ignorant twat.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Hmmm. Editing after I've liked. Sneaky.

Fucking ignorant twat.

Totally worth it for the reaction. Just like winding her up. She knows I do it to get a rise out of her and then I get to listen to her being passionate about things she cares about.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Totally worth it for the reaction. Just like winding her up. She knows I do it to get a rise out of her and then I get to listen to her being passionate about things she cares about.

She’s lucky - if my cousins or their kids did that to me, they’d be serious unfortunately

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Catfish...

Kids these days.

 

[fakingadulthood]

So many corporate buzzwords in such a short amount of time

 

[cocokittysurprise]

So many corporate buzzwords in such a short amount of time

What, you don't want to circle back at a later date to make sure the deliverables are aligned in such a way as to maximize ROI?

 

[fakingadulthood]

What, you don't want to circle back at a later date to make sure the deliverables are aligned in such a way as to maximize ROI?

I’d rather an autonomous agent seamlessly drive that workflow onto a single pane of glass using contextually relevant structured and unstructured data to deliver actionable analytics

 

[cheekygirl75]

What, you don't want to circle back at a later date to make sure the deliverables are aligned in such a way as to maximize ROI?

I just want my time back!!

 

[KateAt55]

Literally everything.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I’d rather an autonomous agent seamlessly drive that workflow onto a single pane of glass using contextually relevant structured and unstructured data to deliver actionable analytics

I just had a "That's So Raven" type horror flashback to when I was a data analyst.
I am TRIGGERED LOL

 

[fakingadulthood]

I just had a "That's So Raven" type horror flashback to when I was a data analyst.
I am TRIGGERED LOL

 

[cocokittysurprise]

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Literally LOL
The phrases "actionable items" and "stakeholder engagement" send the type of chills down my spine a horror movie couldn't replicate.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Literally LOL
The phrases "actionable items" and "stakeholder engagement" send the type of chills down my spine a horror movie couldn't replicate.

Your feedback is important to us! You’ll be receiving an invitation to a survey in your email, as a text message, a robocall and a door-to-door canvasser shortly. If you don’t reply immediately we will follow up at least once an hour indefinitely

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Your feedback is important to us! You’ll be receiving an invitation to a survey in your email, as a text message, a robocall and a door-to-door canvasser shortly. If you don’t reply immediately we will follow up at least once an hour indefinitely

Oh my GOD, this is my company with this fucking [pardon my French] Gallup employee engagement survey they want us to fill out.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Oh my GOD, this is my company with this fucking [pardon my French] Gallup employee engagement survey they want us to fill out.

I love the concept of those surveys as being “anonymous” while they are clearly aware of whether you’ve done it or not… if it’s got awareness of whether I’ve done it then there’s enough to know which responses belong to who if they ever decide to put in the effort to find out.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I love the concept of those surveys as being “anonymous” while they are clearly aware of whether you’ve done it or not… if it’s got awareness of whether I’ve done it then there’s enough to know which responses belong to who if they ever decide to put in the effort to find out.

"It's anonymous, we swear! We can't trace it back to you!" **

** Each link is unique to the individual it was sent to, though LOL

 

[fakingadulthood]

"It's anonymous, we swear! We can't trace it back to you!" **

** Each link is unique to the individual it was sent to, though LOL

Pinky promise the vpn isn’t logging every bit of data from every endpoint on the network… but you can’t access the survey from an untrusted ip

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

No one feels better than one of my sick dogs when I bring them to the vet

 

[kreemi_pi]

A big orgasm at 3:00 am

 

[barefootgirl69]

The proliferation of bots spamming the forum lately.