🫂🫂Well wishes for AwonkyDonkey❤️❤️

@AWonkyDonkey, I don't know you but being stuck in the hospital is never very fun. But hopefully you have plenty of hot, sexy, young female nurses taking care of you, and providing you a bit of cheer 😉. Hope you recover quickly and fully so you can get back on here, you obviously have friends who miss you dude.
 
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Feel better Wonky!
Sorry if this got your blood pressure too high. 😁
 
keep working on your Hospital escape plan Wonks, xmas is cumming and we need all the Donks we can get.
 
Oh Wonky I've only just seen this.
Hoping you're (mis)behaving and that you can get back home - and back here - as soon as you can ❤️
 
Poor @AWonkyDonkey has been in the hospital struggling with some health issues of his own. If he wants to give more details, I will let him. Although I'm not really sure if he can get on lit from the hospital lol. But I know that he would love all of your thoughts and prayers and well wishes and boobs. You never know he might like a dick or two 🤣😜
Hey just needs the well wishes. He's feeling extremely alone and frustrated.

❤️🤗🫂
I hope you are feeling better soon @AWonkyDonkey
 
Thank you everyone for your kind messages. I appreciate them all. Where are the boobs though?! 😜

I'm doing okay. Just a brief description. I woke up on Monday last week, unable to feel or move anything below the waist. Essentially paralysed except my spinal cord was intact. They ruled out Cauda Equina too. I've been diagnosed with something called Functional Nerve Disruption - a neurological illness. I am currently showing some very hopeful signs of recovery. I am able to move my legs a little bit and have regained the sensation of my bum, genitals and bladder. My legs are still misbehaving but I am no longer lucky to get a 3 nurse bed bath. This morning it was only 1 - and it was a male nurse!

I appreciate each and every one of you. Thanks ❤️
 
Thank you everyone for your kind messages. I appreciate them all. Where are the boobs though?! 😜

I'm doing okay. Just a brief description. I woke up on Monday last week, unable to feel or move anything below the waist. Essentially paralysed except my spinal cord was intact. They ruled out Cauda Equina too. I've been diagnosed with something called Functional Nerve Disruption - a neurological illness. I am currently showing some very hopeful signs of recovery. I am able to move my legs a little bit and have regained the sensation of my bum, genitals and bladder. My legs are still misbehaving but I am no longer lucky to get a 3 nurse bed bath. This morning it was only 1 - and it was a male nurse!

I appreciate each and every one of you. Thanks ❤️
Well that sounds like great progress, except for the bed bath situation...

Thinking of you and hoping the recovery continues to go well ❤️
 
Thank you everyone for your kind messages. I appreciate them all. Where are the boobs though?! 😜

I'm doing okay. Just a brief description. I woke up on Monday last week, unable to feel or move anything below the waist. Essentially paralysed except my spinal cord was intact. They ruled out Cauda Equina too. I've been diagnosed with something called Functional Nerve Disruption - a neurological illness. I am currently showing some very hopeful signs of recovery. I am able to move my legs a little bit and have regained the sensation of my bum, genitals and bladder. My legs are still misbehaving but I am no longer lucky to get a 3 nurse bed bath. This morning it was only 1 - and it was a male nurse!

I appreciate each and every one of you. Thanks ❤️
Well at least the genitals are back in working order 😉

So glad that you are doing better. Good to see your name here! 💋
 
Well at least the genitals are back in working order 😉

So glad that you are doing better. Good to see your name here! 💋
Trust my luck, they stick a male nurse on when I've got my mojo back!

And I'm not one to kink shame but I learnt today some men love getting catheters put in and taken out...


All I'll say is. Hell no! I thought they were pulling my bladder out with mine!
 
Lots of get well thoughts still coming your way to get a wonky Done back on his hooves. enjoy the sponges
 
They've stopped the bloody bed baths now! This morning a nurse trooped in with a bowl of water and said "buzz me when you're done."

I was laid there in bed with probably an expression on my face akin to have just having been slapped by something hard and heavy.

I'm OUTRAGED.
 
They've stopped the bloody bed baths now! This morning a nurse trooped in with a bowl of water and said "buzz me when you're done."

I was laid there in bed with probably an expression on my face akin to have just having been slapped by something hard and heavy.

I'm OUTRAGED.
They still have the camera in the rooms don't they? Make a bathing video for your nurses.
 
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