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I don't know if I want to inflict that terrible trauma on them!They still have the camera in the rooms don't they? Make a bathing video for your nurses.
Oh my God. I'm waiting for you to come over and kick Mr Blob Gob in the nuts. He's still moaning, whining and being an awful excuse for a human being.And his roommates. Perfect!
This is what the NHS needs to do to improve! Dirty mags with your prophylactics. Trust Lit to come up with solutions.She could have at least given you a dirty magazine or something.
Thank you!!Feel better buddy
Now you know how women feelThey've stopped the bloody bed baths now! This morning a nurse trooped in with a bowl of water and said "buzz me when you're done."
I was laid there in bed with probably an expression on my face akin to have just having been slapped by something hard and heavy.
I'm OUTRAGED.
Lol duh.Naughty Sassy, naughty. Lol
Ha! Nicely done. Want to hear something awkward that happened this morning? I was feeling well enough to have a browse on xHamster. So I lowered my volume to nothing and had a quick browse... Found a video and sat back whilst everyone had visitors... Only for "You want my ass, daddy?" to come blurting out of my phone. I hadn't lowered the volume. I'd stuck it on maximum... I haven't dared show my face round the curtains yet.Now you know how women feel
Wishing you a speedy recovery @AWonkyDonkey !
Never know your luck, the Nurses listening in might just be Eehoars,Ha! Nicely done. Want to hear something awkward that happened this morning? I was feeling well enough to have a browse on xHamster. So I lowered my volume to nothing and had a quick browse... Found a video and sat back whilst everyone had visitors... Only for "You want my ass, daddy?" to come blurting out of my phone. I hadn't lowered the volume. I'd stuck it on maximum... I haven't dared show my face round the curtains yet.
Wonky, you bloody pillock.
Thank you. I appreciate it very much.
That is something that I would doHa! Nicely done. Want to hear something awkward that happened this morning? I was feeling well enough to have a browse on xHamster. So I lowered my volume to nothing and had a quick browse... Found a video and sat back whilst everyone had visitors... Only for "You want my ass, daddy?" to come blurting out of my phone. I hadn't lowered the volume. I'd stuck it on maximum... I haven't dared show my face round the curtains yet.
Wonky, you bloody pillock.
Thank you. I appreciate it very much.
*laughs loudly*Found a video and sat back whilst everyone had visitors... Only for "You want my ass, daddy?" to come blurting out of my phone.
*laughs loudly*
Get better dude, glad you're making some progress. Should have seen if nurse can come over and help with rehab or are they sending some one?
I just saw this thread. So sorry you are in the hospital Wonky. I hope you are better soon.Poor @AWonkyDonkey has been in the hospital struggling with some health issues of his own. If he wants to give more details, I will let him. Although I'm not really sure if he can get on lit from the hospital lol. But I know that he would love all of your thoughts and prayers and well wishes and boobs. You never know he might like a dick or two
Hey just needs the well wishes. He's feeling extremely alone and frustrated.
Glad to hear you are out of the hospital. Sounds like some rough time ahead. I hope you have a speedy recovery.Evilness!
So update time:
I'm home. The hospital was adamant they needed the bed for other patients and I was recovering some sensations and movements. They wanted me to go to a rehab centre which I was all for but then found out this rehab centre was an old person's nursing home. Not my idea of a good time. So I've opted to come home to continue my recovery.
I have a very long road ahead of me but I'm hoping I can make some progress ASAP.
Sincere best wishes mate! May your recovery be speedy and successful!Evilness!
So update time:
I'm home. The hospital was adamant they needed the bed for other patients and I was recovering some sensations and movements. They wanted me to go to a rehab centre which I was all for but then found out this rehab centre was an old person's nursing home. Not my idea of a good time. So I've opted to come home to continue my recovery.
I have a very long road ahead of me but I'm hoping I can make some progress ASAP.