2 lies and a truth

[samanthaswitch]

The game is easy. Post 3 facts about yourself but only one can be true. The next person guesses and posts their own. If you want to post a new set of 3 you come clean about the true one.

1 I,ve slept with a member of the house of representatives twice
2 I,ve done amareur porn available online
3 I have fucked my hs princapal

 

[tender_elf]

1 There are nude pics of me online
2 I have a juvenile record
3 I'll be 20 next month

 

[samanthaswitch]

I'm going to guess its the record. So for the confession part.
1 he was a third paty candidate who got maybe two votes but he did run
2 home video porn but no its not online
3 true although it was a month after graduation

So 3 new
1 my favorite movie is Debbie Does Dallas
2 my middle name is anastasia
3 I've slept with both the bride and the groom of the last wedding I attended one the night before the other a week after and neither knows

 

[37_ttej]

I'm going to guess its the record. So for the confession part.
1 he was a third paty candidate who got maybe two votes but he did run
2 home video porn but no its not online
3 true although it was a month after graduation

So 3 new
1 my favorite movie is Debbie Does Dallas
2 my middle name is anastasia
3 I've slept with both the bride and the groom of the last wedding I attended one the night before the other a week after and neither knows

1. Is obviously untrue - it's Samantha Does Dallas.
2. Is true
3. Is close to true - it was one helluva bucks party!

Mine:

1. I've written erotic literature
2. I've featured in erotic literature
3. My name is Christian Gray

Wow, those are, like, so hard. You're never gonna guess!

 

[DukeSupernature]

1. Is obviously untrue - it's Samantha Does Dallas.
2. Is true
3. Is close to true - it was one helluva bucks party!

Mine:

1. I've written erotic literature
2. I've featured in erotic literature
3. My name is Christian Gray

Wow, those are, like, so hard. You're never gonna guess!

Alright. There's enough clues for me. It's #1 right?

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a) I helped an old lady put her groceries in her car today.
b) I lost my virginity somewhere in the middle of watching 'Lolita'.
c) I walk around with one pant leg rolled up to my knee during summer.

 

[samanthaswitch]

So I'll guess you lost your virginity while watching lolita.

For me lets see the truth:
1) I like the alliterative name but no its not my favorite movie. My inner nerd would say Empire Strikes Back is
2) Yes in fact my Mom vetoed it as my first name
3) Almost, Bride was the night before, hubby was 2 months after but hubby was with the wife's full knowledge and by then he knew about me and her wife.

So 3 new ones:
1) I've read Lord of the Rings through five times
2) If I could fuck anyone alive it'd be Johnny Depp dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow
3) I've walked two miles in the rain topless

 

[DukeSupernature]

So I'll guess you lost your virginity while watching lolita.

I must have made it too easy. a) and c) were also 'nearly's but 'not-quite's.

So 3 new ones:
1) I've read Lord of the Rings through five times
2) If I could fuck anyone alive it'd be Johnny Depp dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow
3) I've walked two miles in the rain topless

I think it's #3. But I'll edit it to the right answer after you've posted it.

So three trickier ones ...

1)I shaved my front door the other day.
2)I was once one half of a 13 hour ping-pong rally.
3)This year, I play Father Christmas at four different shopping centres at the same time.