a survey for married couples...

[Scarlett_69]

2-3x a week, married for 10 yrs...

 

[Porkwarrior]

A teen looks to his father & asks, "Why are condoms sold in boxes of 3, 6, & 12?"
The father replies," When you are in high school, young men can have sex on Friday, Saturday, & Sunday.
" When you go to college, you get to have sex twice on Friday, twice on Saturday, and twice on Sunday
"When you get married, you get to have sex once in January, once in February, and so forth..."

There are 3 types of sex when married:
Kitchen sex- when you will have sex anywhere in the house that the mood strikes
Bedroom sex- it is a part of your regular routine
Hallway sex- when the most action you get is when you both are in the hall passing and she says "Fuck You!"

Doggy-style sex in Marriage: the Man begs, and the woman rolls over and plays dead!

Haa haa those are pretty good, and hadn't heard them before. If they weren't so tragic they would be hilarious. Sob.


We are a few weeks shy of our 12th anniversary, and where we are now:

Years 1-5: Sex almost daily, not just sex but spontaneous raw animal fucking. We started having to use the furniture around the house because we broke three beds in one year before I had to build a "heavy duty" frame. Always would share a secret grin or laugh when we would have friends & family over and they would find broken chairs or shredded clothing. The look on my mother's face when she found a pair of my wife's ripped panties stuck in the sofa cushions was priceless.

Years 6-7: Otherwise known as "The Dark Ages", we won't talk about them much. She did stab me once, I considered it the price of admission for being attracted to a hot blooded Italian woman that was still sexy as hell. Separated about half a dozen times, but the make up sex was always like a second honeymoon. Well, except for the stitches.

Years 7-12: Early Menopause, and we are too comfortable with each other. No stabbings, but no animal nookie either. She has ZERO drive any more, none, nada. No porn, no masturbation, nothing. Maybe half a dozen times a year, very quiet, very mechanical missionary or spooning sex from behind in bed. More like extensive cuddling than fucking.

We've now replaced sex with food.
On the plus side I am now a helluva cook.

Married 13 years. We have lots of passion, kissing and hugs, but she's not into sex. So maybe 2 or 3 times a year.

I had to edit this. I have sine taken the time to fix things.

Dood, this adds a new dimension to you guys pic th'd. Would be almost touching if I didn't love to slobber all over your wife's body, keep up the repairs!

 

[STL_Cagliostro]

Married almost 6 years. In a good year, we have sex 3-4 times. I'm lucky if it's twice a year, including oral.

 

[Fire_Star]

18 years!! What is sex?? Unless you count Rosy and her palm sisters ZERO.

I used to think the "sexless marriage" line was lame. Still might be, but now I am living it.. Doesn't quite seem so lame anymore..

 

[Scrubber]

22 years. 0 times in the last 3 1/2 years.

 

[mrxn757]

How many times on average are you having sex with your spouse?

Married 7 years. Average twice a month. Expiration is fast approaching.

 

[JoeZ1966]

Sexless Marriage

When we have it....it is great. But my sex drive compared to my wife's is at opposite ends. Since November, we've had intercourse 3 times. One or two times, she took pity on my and let me masturbate while she talked dirty in my ear just to get me to cum quickly. I never thought after 20+ years of marriage, this would be my sex life. Other than sex, the marriage is okay...but I'd like it at least 4-5 times a week and now we have been averaging less than 1x per month.

 

[76pinto]

sex what's that oh now i remember!

almost 30 yrs of marriage, been together for like 36 yrs. maybe if i'm really lucky, once every 2.5 to 3 months. and even then there is little passion!

 

[Bbb13]

almost 30 yrs of marriage, been together for like 36 yrs. maybe if i'm really lucky, once every 2.5 to 3 months. and even then there is little passion!

Not in over a year

 

[eroticman61]

3 to 4 times depending if I am on the road

 

[eroticman61]

Funny you should ask this question. Because that's why. I visit this site

Maybe once every couple of months and it all depends on if she wants it. Stayed married because I love my kids and wanted to be in their life everyday.

Married 25 years the kids are raised and remain married because I would lose most of my retirement and can't afford a divorce. Seems unfair I should have to retire with barely enough to get by just because I need sex more often

So I come here for now hoping ill just get old and the sex drive will go away eventually[/QUOTe

Yes you always think you will sort it out when the kids grow up and then shock sets in that this has to be your life forever.

dude. get over the material aspects of life. if you were that miserable, you would have walked long ago. find a milf with her own bucket of cash to keep you warm if that is the case.

 

[truckeredca]

We have been married for over 30 years and i sure do miss the sex we used to have ,,,3 or 4 times a day at the beginning but we are down to never ever and i dont think i want it anymore from her .... but what i miss the most is the signs of affection that dont include buying me stuff....you know like ,,, kissing and petting and hand holding and rubbing a back or a little booby on the back or the sit in the lap or even the wash my hair in the shower thing we used to do for each other,,,

ok sorry for the run on sentence,,,,

 

[Sarahduk]

Married 17 years and now about 2 or 3 times a month

 

[jackflash81]

been married 5 years this year, used to be great, but trouble conceiving and IVF have spoiled it all to be honest and we are trying to get back what was lost.

At the moment once a month....

I hate it, but I will stick with it because I believe it will get better.

 

[Khadaji2002]

For us, 2-3 times a month. Not nearly enough, but with kids and work it seems like that's all we have energy for. Part of the reason I'm here is to spark interest again.

 

[andrewgoogle]

Been married for just under 29 years and we have sex 2-3 times per month. No one's fault. We've both been negligent in this area. We are working hard (and with enthusiasm) on this issue though.

Interesting to find this thread because this past week a book came out that documents that very happy couples have a normal sex life of 3-4 times a week. We are a very happy couple except for the frequency of the sex.

Dru

 

[ForcedPassion]

.....

Another 2 or 3 times per month after 19 years of marriage, sigh.

 

[DirkVanDyck]

My god this thread would put anyone off marriage!!!

Been married three years number four come August. Sex is currently once or twice a week though with a 3 y/o our energy is usually sapped by him add the fact of a troubled birth as well it all adds up.

We make a very valid attempt when it comes to sex, a lot of petting and foreplay so that when we have the weeks (it does happen) when we have no sex we know that what went before was pretty fantastic.

Aiming for child number two soon so sex will ramp up and if her hormones kick in like they did with our first then I know I'll be squeezing in even more sex.

 

[imsobusy5]

sex?

once every few weeks....sigh.....

 

[slacker55]

Married 6 years been together 10 and we average some weeks 3 or 5 times some weeks more. Work and young kids make it harder but actually has made the sex even better.

 

[C2W]

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twice a week...
married 35 years

 

[vibes]

2-3 times a week on average, although it may vary.
Been together over 22 years, married over 15

 

[heatsink]

29 Years, nothing for the last seven

 

[Makitsu_Trinity]

Maybe four times a week. We both work nights AND have a baby so it's tough. Married a little over six months.

 

[Novengliae]

22 yrs. Sorry for most you. Sincerely. Couple times a week and we are figuring it out more and more as time goes on. Kind of sucked (no pun) early on, but now it's more fun than ever. Excepting, of course, how her hips creak and crack afterwards...