about me.. WARNING!

[slyc_willie]

And enquiring minds still (think they might) want to know whether Cant's lovely rendition is the real Sarah . . .

Hear, hear! I'd definitely like to know

But 'm enjoying the new one, too.

 

[Guest]

And enquiring minds still (think they might) want to know whether Cant's lovely rendition is the real Sarah . . .

I guess they'll see in Chicago.



(edited to add - my hair is shorter now.)

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I guess they'll see in Chicago.



(edited to add - my hair is shorter now.)

Which hair? The hair up top or the hair down below?

 

[Guest]

Which hair? The hair up top or the hair down below?

What hair down below?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

What hair down below?

Ahhhhh....now that IS sweet, Sub Sarahh!

I could draw at least ten new AVs for you just on this concept alone!

 

[Guest]

Ahhhhh....now that IS sweet, Sub Sarahh!

I could draw at least ten new AVs for you just on this concept alone!

You are too kind. Er, I mean, naughty.

Yes, naughty.

Don't stop.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Someone might have to do a live cam feed from this Chicago Lit-together just for us unfortunates who will not have the priviledge of basking in your (shaven) splendor, SubSarahh.

 

[Guest]

Someone might have to do a live cam feed from this Chicago Lit-together just for us unfortunates who will not have the priviledge of basking in your (shaven) splendor, SubSarahh.

Oh, many of the AH ladies are shorn.

I'm not flashing on cam, however.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Oh, many of the AH ladies are shorn.

I'm not flashing on cam, however.

I can use my imagination. Even though that might get me into trouble. It's very "fertile."

 

[Misty_Morning]

Oh, many of the AH ladies are shorn.

I'm not flashing on cam, however.

Hee-hee...that reminds me of my former female in-laws...they thought a shaved pussy was "sinful"

(yep...I'm going to hell)

 

[Guest]

I can use my imagination. Even though that might get me into trouble. It's very "fertile."

I've been looking at some of your artwork.

Wow. Amazing drawings.

You are very talented.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Hee-hee...that reminds me of my former female in-laws...they thought a shaved pussy was "sinful"

(yep...I'm going to hell)

Funny that you mention this.

It wasn't until recently, after I read this amateur erotic story about a nudist summer camp back in the 70's where one of the senior characters had a shaved pussy and went around the camp in bikini bottoms hiding it because people would've considered her immoral or something close to it. All the other adults had full bushes.

I thought that fact was amusing...funny how seemingly insignificant sexual mores do change with the times.

 

[SlickTony]

Hee-hee...that reminds me of my former female in-laws...they thought a shaved pussy was "sinful"

(yep...I'm going to hell)

It's amazing what people will get their panties in a wad about...

 

[Misty_Morning]

It's amazing what people will get their panties in a wad about...

Oh, you have no idea....


One day I'm gonna tell ya'll about the conversation I had with my former mother-in-law about oral sex.....I still have nightmares to this day.

 

[SlickTony]

Oh, you have no idea....


One day I'm gonna tell ya'll about the conversation I had with my former mother-in-law about oral sex.....I still have nightmares to this day.

Considering my mother used to consider (and may still) Cosmopolitan to be pornography, I do have an idea.

Do tell about the conversation...sometimes it's good to let this kind of stuff out.

 

[fieryjen]

Considering my mother used to consider (and may still) Cosmopolitan to be pornography, I do have an idea.

Do tell about the conversation...sometimes it's good to let this kind of stuff out.

Ooh, wow. That is quite the interesting definition of pornography.

Then again, I imagine my possibly future mother-in-law has quite similar thoughts.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Considering my mother used to consider (and may still) Cosmopolitan to be pornography, I do have an idea.

When I was a kid, I saw a photo of a naked man and woman in my mom's Cosmo (his backside, her boob), so I would always try to read it to see if I could find more naughty stuff. I didn't really know about photos going in the context of the articles at that time.

What's also funny is how the focus of this thread went through a BIG-assed sea change from its start up to now.

 

[fieryjen]

When I was a kid, I saw a photo of a naked man and woman in my mom's Cosmo (his backside, her boob), so I would always try to read it to see if I could find more naughty stuff. I didn't really know about photos going in the context of the articles at that time.

What's also funny is how the focus of this thread went through a BIG-assed sea change from its start up to now.

I like this focus better.

 

[Misty_Morning]

I like this focus better.

I concur.

 

[starrkers]

Considering my mother used to consider (and may still) Cosmopolitan to be pornography, I do have an idea.

Do tell about the conversation...sometimes it's good to let this kind of stuff out.

My mother did/does as well! She'd keel over and die if she knew I had stories on this site - come to that she'd probably keel over and die that I know this site exists!

Her one and only piece of advice to me on the subject of sex was (and this is indelibly burned into my mind): "If you do decide to, you will do something about it first, won't you?"
This pearl came completely out of the blue just before I started college and took me a good while to figure out what the hell she was on about.
Translation: When you decide to have sex, make sure you don't get pregnant.

 

[Misty_Morning]

My mother did/does as well! She'd keel over and die if she knew I had stories on this site - come to that she'd probably keel over and die that I know this site exists!

Her one and only piece of advice to me on the subject of sex was (and this is indelibly burned into my mind): "If you do decide to, you will do something about it first, won't you?"
This pearl came completely out of the blue just before I started college and took me a good while to figure out what the hell she was on about.
Translation: When you decide to have sex, make sure you don't get pregnant.

Now see, if my mother were still alive would probably be submitting stories on lit and posting on the boards.

 

[floweringquince]

My mother did/does as well! She'd keel over and die if she knew I had stories on this site - come to that she'd probably keel over and die that I know this site exists!

If I should ever be able to publish, I will have to do so under a very-difficult-to-trace pseudonym until after my mother has indeed keeled over and passed away.

On the "I'm H-less" thread, I was posting about how glad I'd feel to get an 'H" rating on a story, and I realized the first thing I'd want to do if that happened would be to call up my mother and tell her all about it -
- ooops, no, can't do that.


- Quince

 

[Guest]

If I should ever be able to publish, I will have to do so under a very-difficult-to-trace pseudonym until after my mother has indeed keeled over and passed away.

On the "I'm H-less" thread, I was posting about how glad I'd feel to get an 'H" rating on a story, and I realized the first thing I'd want to do if that happened would be to call up my mother and tell her all about it -
- ooops, no, can't do that.


- Quince

Yes!

One of my stories won one of the contests a couple of years ago and I couldn't tell anyone in my family.

Hey, mom and dad! My how-to story on anal sex won . . .

Oh, never mind.

 

[starrkers]

Yes!

One of my stories won one of the contests a couple of years ago and I couldn't tell anyone in my family.

Hey, mom and dad! My how-to story on anal sex won . . .

Oh, never mind.

ROFL

*gets mental image of parental expressions*

 

[fieryjen]

If I should ever be able to publish, I will have to do so under a very-difficult-to-trace pseudonym until after my mother has indeed keeled over and passed away.

On the "I'm H-less" thread, I was posting about how glad I'd feel to get an 'H" rating on a story, and I realized the first thing I'd want to do if that happened would be to call up my mother and tell her all about it -
- ooops, no, can't do that.


- Quince

That's the reaction I had after my threesome I still want to call up my sister and my best friend and tell them, but I don't think either of them would appreciate the info.

My mom never talked much about sex... once I got my period, she just took me aside and said: "Well... I assume you know how this works by now, so be careful."

Somehow, I don't think she'd mind terribly if she knew about me writing smut. I don't think she'd say much about it one way or the other... she'd just sort of go: "Well, if that's your thing..." and not mention it again.

Now my future in-laws are a different story altogether... and I'm still learning how to deal with them.