about me.. WARNING!

[English Lady]

Good grief but least the ignore function is being used to it's best advantage round here.

For the record useme, I'm yet to be offended by you. So if you're aiming to ruffle some feathers you've got a way to go till mine fluff up *chuckles*

Oh and congrats on the AV -it's a definite milestone is that.

 

[S-Des]

My own purely personal opinion is that no human being is a "perfect" '0' or a "perfect" '6', or even a "perfect" '3'. (It's my own purely personal opinion that no human being is ever a purely perfect anything.)

0 - Heterosexual (aka Straight). Absolutely no sexual inclinations towards one's own gender.

Well, I'd hate for anyone to think I believe I'm perfect , but yup...I'd be a '0'. Not only unattracted to anything about men, but completely turned off by the thought. I was hit on by an artist in college (he used the old "pose for me" routine because I was an athlete). I was naked and he was painting, when he tried to 'arrange' my basket. I wasn't upset, nor freaked out, but I couldn't have been less interested if he'd stuck it in a bucket of ice. As a 20 year-old guy, if it had been a woman, it would have gotten hard if she was the antithesis of what I find attractive (and if she was laughing at me the whole time). I just have no interest in guys at all, on any level.

 

[mckai777]

Frankly, this guy amuses me. I'm taking whatever he says with a hefty grain of salt.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

Not knowing any back history of anything...
I think the guy made a post, and everyone jumped up his asshole for no reason.
(Hmm, does that make him gay? )

He said he's an asshole.. good for him. Congratulations even.
But for some reason that's not okay.
Buuuttt... it is okay for other people to claim, 'This is how I am, like it or not.'
It's probably just because he hasn't become part of the group yet.
(Sorry man, had ya waited a few months then said that, you probably woulda been fine. )

If ya doubt the seriousness of his question, don't reply.
If his username offends you, put him on ignore.
(Which I still don't understand.. but then again I'm just a hairdresser.)
If the thought of seeing a post from him makes you want to poke yourself in the eye with a dull pencil, put him on ignore.

Now, as for your question, I'd say you were bi, or even bi-curious for the length of time it lasted.
As of now, you're straight but have had homo-ish experiences in the past.

Okay, I just stood up for ya...
So don't go sayin' anything stupid and make me look bad.
Muahahahaha!

 

[mikey2much]

I don't know about you being gay , you seem sad to me

You let a guy suck your cock for nearly a year and you never returned the favor. If that does not make you gay it does make you an asshole. If you are straight I pity you girlfriend.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Don't pity his girlfriend too much...he DOES dry her off, after all...who sez chivalry is dead, ey!

I'm just pissed off cuz after all this gee-gawin' and foo-fawin' and dick-strokin' and tung-wagglin' in order to get to avatar status, all homie can give us to look at is the SOUP NAZI?

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!

I thought we wuz gonna see some big titties! Or at th' very LEAST a nice, hard COCK!

I mean, I'm not gay or anything...or I don't THINK I am...but...after all that huffin' and puffin' I want you to BLOW MY HOUSE DOWN, bwoy!

Yeeeesh!

 

[gauchecritic]

Soup Nazi. Rather witty I thought, considering.

 

[jomar]

Soup Nazi. Rather witty I thought, considering.

I think the soup Nazi was there first and people started puting up soup can AVs.

 

[gauchecritic]

I think the soup Nazi was there first and people started puting up soup can AVs.

I thought it was the other way round. Ah me. Ok then, whoever thought of the soup cans is a mean spirited, insolent bitch.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I thought it was the other way round. Ah me. Ok then, whoever thought of the soup cans is a mean spirited, insolent bitch.

Either that, or he/she just can't eat solids right now.

 

[gauchecritic]

Either that, or he/she just can't eat solids right now.

Fair point. I take back everything I've ever said, ever about anything. (except 'I love you' to various people)

 

[Guest]

The soup cans came first.

The soup Nazi was second.

 

[CharleyH]

The soup cans came first.

The soup Nazi was second.

Indeed - I believed in Andy Warhol before Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[starrkers]

I still don't believe in Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[CeriseNoire]

I think the soup Nazi was there first and people started puting up soup can AVs.

Nah. I said something silly and people started putting soup as their AVs. I think soemone mentions it in the first post of the AH Soup for the soul thread.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I still don't believe in Jerry Seinfeld.

But you believe in Santa Claus, yes?

 

[CharleyH]

OK.. there is something I need to say right up front... I tend to come off as a complete asshole when typing anything online. That said... I enjoy a debate...
I have one to start if anyone is interested...

Do you think if a guy let another guy suck his dick for almost a year.. almost daily...and once let a gay guy watch him jack off, does it make that person gay?

I say no.. cause I have been there done that.. and im not gay.

I can decorate well tho. and have this unusual desire to hang out with bobby trendy. LOL

all joking aside tho... just because you had sex with someone from the same sex.. does that make you gay? or does the self feeling of being gay and proclaiming it make you gay?

please try to avoid saying im Bi.. cause im not bi either.

anyway.. to make it more straight.. no pun intended.. well maybe...

Are you automatically to be labeled homosexual when you have had experiences with the same sex?

Im expecting anger ranting and vulgarities... hell even call me a fag if you want.. lol it makes it all the more fun for this passive agressive man over here.

Interesting that you post and yet never respond - very interesting, indeed.

 

[Guest]

But you believe in Santa Claus, yes?

Sometimes I wonder.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/santadick-1.gif

 

[The_Fool]

Sometimes I wonder.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/santadick-1.gif

Mutters something about the phrase "Ho, Ho, Ho...."

 

[Guest]

Mutters something about the phrase "Ho, Ho, Ho...."

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Sweetsubsarah >> Who did the illustration for your avatar? I'm loving it lots.

 

[Guest]

Sweetsubsarah >> Who did the illustration for your avatar? I'm loving it lots.

Thank you. I actually found this pic somewhere and added a bit of color to enhance. I don't know the artist.

But the AV that I usually use was drawn by cantdog.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Thank you. I actually found this pic somewhere and added a bit of color to enhance. I don't know the artist.

But the AV that I usually use was drawn by cantdog.

Ahhh...I see. As an artist myself, it has that soft-but-just-detailed-enough quality I'm trying to achieve in my own work...especially with the coloring.

And then there's the big boobies thing....homina homina homina

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Thank you. I actually found this pic somewhere and added a bit of color to enhance. I don't know the artist.

But the AV that I usually use was drawn by cantdog.

And enquiring minds still (think they might) want to know whether Cant's lovely rendition is the real Sarah . . .

 

[Guest]

Ahhh...I see. As an artist myself, it has that soft-but-just-detailed-enough quality I'm trying to achieve in my own work...especially with the coloring.

And then there's the big boobies thing....homina homina homina

LOL!

Actually, a bit of Gaussian Blur doesn't hurt anything, either.