Ah, fuck it.

[SweetWitch]

You kiss your mother with that mouth? Hell, forget your mom. Just come kiss me.

Oh lord. Who rattled your fucking cage?

 

[DesertPirate]

Oh lord. Who rattled your fucking cage?

You love it!

 

[SweetWitch]

You love it!

Shut the fuck up, poodle head.

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Oh lord. Who rattled your fucking cage?

Rowr...claws in, kitty. Didn't you get my email?

 

[SweetWitch]

Rowr...claws in, kitty. Didn't you get my email?

I think the spam filter got it.

 

[DesertPirate]

Shut the fuck up, poodle head.

You said you were going to kiss my what?
I'm hard of fuckin hearing!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Well that was a fucking thread killer.

Sorry, Sweetie. Just trying to look on the good side once in awhile, too. I did my share of screeming below. Felt good.

 

[SweetWitch]

You said you were going to kiss my what?
I'm hard of fuckin hearing!

I'm not touching that.

 

[The_Fool]

I'm not touching that.

I don't want you to touch it.

 

[SweetWitch]

I don't want you to touch it.

I don't think anyone should touch it.

 

[The_Fool]

I don't think anyone should touch it.

I'm certainly not going to touch it.

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm certainly not going to touch it.

I say we all back away slowly and leave the room.

Oh, wait! Let's ask Mikey. He'll touch it. He'll touch everything.

 

[The_Fool]

I say we all back away slowly and leave the room.

Oh, wait! Let's ask Mikey. He'll touch it. He'll touch everything.

That give me the willies. I can't watch.

 

[SweetWitch]

That give me the willies. I can't watch.

Can't watch, can't touch...just sad.

 

[The_Fool]

Can't watch, can't touch...just sad.

Now don't get all fucking existential on me...

 

[Edward Teach]

Shit, hell, piss, fuck, damn.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Fuck IT and fuck THEM!

I'm so glad this thread was started.

 

[SweetWitch]

Now don't get all fucking existential on me...

One thousand fucking pardons.

 

[The_Fool]

One thousand fucking pardons.

One thousand fucking pardons.
Slow turn
on stiletto heel.
Strange how expressive her eyebrows are,
listing my many flaws
with a single glance.
No words spoken
beyond a single sigh.
It's not as if desire
had come to stay
anyway.

 

[SweetWitch]

One thousand fucking pardons.
Slow turn
on stiletto heel.
Strange how expressive her eyebrows are,
listing my many flaws
with a single glance.
No words spoken
beyond a single sigh.
It's not as if desire
had come to stay
anyway.

I do so love a fool who can wax poetic.

 

[The_Fool]

I do so love a fool who can wax poetic.

WTF, I needed to blog anyway. Thanks for inspiration and the title...

and the titilation.

 

[SweetWitch]

WTF, I needed to blog anyway. Thanks for inspiration and the title...

and the titilation.

Always glad to help. Need...help with anything else?

 

[The_Fool]

Always glad to help. Need...help with anything else?

Well, as long as you are being so desirable....

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, as long as you are being so desirable....

Are you trying to bait me?

 

[The_Fool]

Are you trying to bait me?

Bait you? Only if that is figurative bait on the end of a hook.