Ah, fuck it.

[Boxlicker101]

Anyone wonder what word would or even could, replace "fuck" or "Fucking" if it did not exist ?

There are many slang terms that mean the same thing, such as boink, boff, bang, screw, do, nail, etc., and inside expressions, such as "Hike the Appalachian Trail with." None of thre short words has the same character as "fuck" but, if that word had never existed, one of the others would have been put to use.

 

[PoppingTom]

You can use *peep* instead, like every ordinary human on TV....

 

[SweetWitch]

The fucking sleepover is finally over. Maybe I can get some fucking peace now. Whew.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

The fucking sleepover is finally over. Maybe I can get some fucking peace now. Whew.

Did I miss another sleep over with the beautiful fucking Molly?

Or should it be the fucking beautiful Molly?

Either way I guess I'm fucked.

 

[SweetWitch]

Did I miss another sleep over with the beautiful fucking Molly?

Or should it be the fucking beautiful Molly?

Either way I guess I'm fucked.

Too bad you weren't here. You could have kept two girls on the verge of adolescence entertained while I spent some time rocking mindlessly in a corner.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Too bad you weren't here. You could have kept two girls on the verge of adolescence entertained while I spent some time rocking mindlessly in a corner.

I could have done my sock puppet routine...or maybe not.

 

[SweetWitch]

I could have done my sock puppet routine...or maybe not.

I changed my mind. No fucking way are you getting anywhere near my kid.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I changed my mind. No fucking way are you getting anywhere near my kid.

No sock puppets I promise.

Just some board games, chutes and ladders, monopoly, life, etc.

 

[lisa123414]

Yeah, send Zeb my way instead. Just what my boys need, more variations on "pull my finger."

Just you wait. They get older and the sleepover never ends.

Seriously, don't you kids have parents? Don't they care how late you are out?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I don't play "Pull my finger" my colostomy bag won't let me!

But we can play drain the kidney!

 

[lisa123414]

Yep, all kinds of boy stuff they don't need to know for about 40 more years....

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Yep, all kinds of boy stuff they don't need to know for about 40 more years....

 

[michchick98]

Why read the FUCKING instructions?

Why do we do that? Any of us? We buy something, set it up and try to figure things out on our own.

Then, when it DOESN'T FUCKING WORK, we scream and holler and invent new cuss words instead of READING THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS!!!

Yes, I did this today with a new multi-function printer I bought. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why the fax machine wouldn't work after trying several different settings and variations of plugging the phone line in.

If I would've READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS, it had a picture diagram with how the phone lines should've been connected.

But did I bother with that? NOOOO. Instead I spent three FUCKING hours figuring out why the brand new FUCKING machine WOULDN'T FUCKING WORK!!!!

Okay, so I'm stubborn. I did eventually figure out my blunder and everything works now.

I feel so much FUCKING better!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Why do we do that? Any of us? We buy something, set it up and try to figure things out on our own.

Then, when it DOESN'T FUCKING WORK, we scream and holler and invent new cuss words instead of READING THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS!!!

Yes, I did this today with a new multi-function printer I bought. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why the fax machine wouldn't work after trying several different settings and variations of plugging the phone line in.

If I would've READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS, it had a picture diagram with how the phone lines should've been connected.

But did I bother with that? NOOOO. Instead I spent three FUCKING hours figuring out why the brand new FUCKING machine WOULDN'T FUCKING WORK!!!!

Okay, so I'm stubborn. I did eventually figure out my blunder and everything works now.

I feel so much FUCKING better!

I did the very same thing today with a DVD player and an RF thingy. Then, I shot off my mouth in an email. Mine works, now, too. Must be the moon!

I love it when somebody resurrects this thread. Thanks, Chick from Michigan.

 

[SweetWitch]

Why do we do that? Any of us? We buy something, set it up and try to figure things out on our own.

Then, when it DOESN'T FUCKING WORK, we scream and holler and invent new cuss words instead of READING THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS!!!

Yes, I did this today with a new multi-function printer I bought. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why the fax machine wouldn't work after trying several different settings and variations of plugging the phone line in.

If I would've READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS, it had a picture diagram with how the phone lines should've been connected.

But did I bother with that? NOOOO. Instead I spent three FUCKING hours figuring out why the brand new FUCKING machine WOULDN'T FUCKING WORK!!!!

Okay, so I'm stubborn. I did eventually figure out my blunder and everything works now.

I feel so much FUCKING better!

I thought only men did that...

*ducks*

 

[michchick98]

I thought only men did that...

*ducks*

Oh no, it's a bad habit all the women in my family have. This, of course, after the men do the same thing.

And to make matters worse with my fax machine, I had one once before a few years back and I did exactly the same thing. You'd think I would've learned the first FUCKING time!

 

[Handley_Page]

I thought only men did that...

*ducks*

NO​

I never get to understand quite why 'users' don't read the Instructions; well, not often enough, anyway.

Why do we go to ENORMOUS lengths to print them in pretty colours, with big type, simple words and good illustrations;
if you damned users DON'T READ THE FUCKING THING?

I mean, it takes AGES to write a good manual, even a simple one (you'd be surprised at the legal side), so why ignore some poor blighter's excellent work and have a migraine into the bargain?

What is it about a user that either thinks "these gadgets are fully automatic, anyway", or "No sweat on installation; just connect A to B, yes?"
Well, actually - NO.

Just remember the golden rule:

RTFM​

[

Read the Fucking Manual​

]

 

[SweetWitch]

Seriously. Fuck it all to hell.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Aw, shitfuck!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Oh no, it's a bad habit all the women in my family have. This, of course, after the men do the same thing.

And to make matters worse with my fax machine, I had one once before a few years back and I did exactly the same thing. You'd think I would've learned the first FUCKING time!

Not me...I always read the direction. Now I may not stop to ask for directions, but if I have them I read them.

I have always done that. I have also written them. I have also had calls from people with question on things I have created and my first question to them is - "Have you read the users manual?" then I hang up if they say no.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

NO​

I never get to understand quite why 'users' don't read the Instructions; well, not often enough, anyway.

Why do we go to ENORMOUS lengths to print them in pretty colours, with big type, simple words and good illustrations;
if you damned users DON'T READ THE FUCKING THING?

I mean, it takes AGES to write a good manual, even a simple one (you'd be surprised at the legal side), so why ignore some poor blighter's excellent work and have a migraine into the bargain?

What is it about a user that either thinks "these gadgets are fully automatic, anyway", or "No sweat on installation; just connect A to B, yes?"
Well, actually - NO.

Just remember the golden rule:

RTFM​

[

Read the Fucking Manual​

]

Yeah, the same goes for tests...RTFQ....read the fucking question. 99 times out of a hundred the answer is in the question.

And if it's a government test and you still don't know the answer it's most likely 'C' or the longest answer. The logic is they put the correct answer in the middle and who is going to write a long wrong answer them being government workers and all.

 

[The_Fool]

What the fuck...

 

[lisa123414]

fuck it yes

Read the fucking manual?

Give me a fucking break
You think women came with a (fucking) manual?

Dammit all to fucking hell, I need to fucking get off, ....now

No fucking debate, just the porn required to plumb the uhhh treasure


oh my, did i say that out loud? Excuse me

 

[The_Fool]

Read the fucking manual?

Give me a fucking break
You think women came with a (fucking) manual?

Dammit all to fucking hell, I need to fucking get off, ....now

No fucking debate, just the porn required to plumb the uhhh treasure


oh my, did i say that out loud? Excuse me

The rule is to through fucking manual over your shoulder.

Then her legs.

Figure out the rest as you fucking go along.

 

[lisa123414]

The rule is to through fucking manual over your shoulder.

Then her legs.

Figure out the rest as you fucking go along.

ok
don't read the manual

don't ask for directions

go ahead and try and reinvent the wheel

and if she doesn't respond,

she's probably frigid,

throw her back and try and catch another

good luck