Alphabetic Story

[Bizkit_Writer]

"Very soon darling" Alice purred as she rode the hard cock.

 

[Guest]

"Woah! Where are you trying to stick that thing?" said the passing jogger. "I know you're desperate, me laddie, but you'll have to wait for her."

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Xtremely sorry about that," said the paperboy, "it's got a mind of it's own this thing."

 

[Guest]

SHIT! I don't know the alphabet!!!

"Yes."

"Zoo's just down the road, mate, if you're that desperate!"

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Anyway, when's my turn??" called the jogger, still running on the spot.

(Lou luv, that was cheating. Chastisement is coming!)

 

[Guest]

"Bleedin' Norah, you lot! Will you shut your whiney traps, you're putting me off!" protested the guy currently shagging Alice. (I've lost track!)

(Lew, mon cher, glad you saw that! Anyway, I cocked up, it wasn't a deliberate cheat. I forgot "Y" came between "X" and "Z" DUH! So came back in and edited it. )

 

[mcfbridge]

"Can't you see I'm busy?"

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Don't you know," said Alice to the Milkman, "that a lady should have the genntleman's full attention when he's doing her??"

 

[Guest]

"Especially when she's going through thunderous orgasm after thunderous orgasm. It's just not cricket!"

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Fuck you lady!" said the paperboy!

 

[Guest]

"Give it to me, big boy!" she roared back, in defiance.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Hold your horses there youngster, that's no way to talk to a lady!" The jogger reminded the paperboy.

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Just be patient," said the milkman, "I'm nearly done."

 

[Guest]

"Keep wanking, mate, don't worry she'll finish you off good style in a minute, and maybe even let you come on her face," said the excitable jogger.

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"My god I'm coming," exclaimed the milkman!!!

 

[Guest]

"Not fair!" protested the paperboy, but then his eyes lit up... "Does this mean I get to have a go now?"

 

[mcfbridge]

"Of course," the milkman replied. "This lady sure isn't done yet."

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Perhaps we should all remember that I was here first," said the Jogger in an irritable sort of voice.

 

[Guest]

"Quite so!" agreed Alice. "Sorry, paperboy, he's up next to do me. Looks like you have to wait even longer."

 

[mcfbridge]

"Really, " said the paperboy, "well this gun says it's my turn next."

 

[Guest]

"Shoot!" said the jogger. "No, I meant 'Shit!' Please, don't shoot!"

 

[Honey123]

"Tough tits, Toots!" said the paperboy. "I'll show you who's got milk!"

 

[mcfbridge]

"Uh oh", went Alice as she took off running, still completely nude, down the street.