Alphabetic Story

"Woah! Where are you trying to stick that thing?" said the passing jogger. "I know you're desperate, me laddie, but you'll have to wait for her."
 
SHIT! I don't know the alphabet!!!

"Yes."

"Zoo's just down the road, mate, if you're that desperate!"

:rolleyes:
 
"Anyway, when's my turn??" called the jogger, still running on the spot.

(Lou luv, that was cheating. Chastisement is coming!)
 
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"Bleedin' Norah, you lot! Will you shut your whiney traps, you're putting me off!" protested the guy currently shagging Alice. (I've lost track!)

(Lew, mon cher, glad you saw that! :D Anyway, I cocked up, it wasn't a deliberate cheat. I forgot "Y" came between "X" and "Z" DUH! So came back in and edited it. :rolleyes: )
 
"Don't you know," said Alice to the Milkman, "that a lady should have the genntleman's full attention when he's doing her??"
 
"Especially when she's going through thunderous orgasm after thunderous orgasm. It's just not cricket!"
 
"Hold your horses there youngster, that's no way to talk to a lady!" The jogger reminded the paperboy.
 
"Keep wanking, mate, don't worry she'll finish you off good style in a minute, and maybe even let you come on her face," said the excitable jogger.
 
"Not fair!" protested the paperboy, but then his eyes lit up... "Does this mean I get to have a go now?"
 
"Perhaps we should all remember that I was here first," said the Jogger in an irritable sort of voice.
 
"Quite so!" agreed Alice. "Sorry, paperboy, he's up next to do me. Looks like you have to wait even longer."
 
"Really, " said the paperboy, "well this gun says it's my turn next."
 
"Shoot!" said the jogger. "No, I meant 'Shit!' Please, don't shoot!"
 
"Tough tits, Toots!" said the paperboy. "I'll show you who's got milk!"
 
"Uh oh", went Alice as she took off running, still completely nude, down the street.
 
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