Alphabetic Story

[Honey123]

"Vixen!" shouted the paperboy, who turned and noticed the the milkman was looking at him with lust-filled eyes.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"What are you fucking looking at knobhead??"

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

"You bastard!" cried the jogger. "It was my turn next... don't worry, guys, I'm in hot persuit."

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

And fell flat on his face!

 

[Guest]

"Bollocks! That smarted a bit. Bloody todger's bent now, that'll teach me to run with a stiffy!"

 

[Honey123]

Casting his shorts aside, the jogger ran bare-assed after the paperboy and Alice.

 

[mcfbridge]

Dodging the other pedestrians, he was able to stay close to his quarry.

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Fuck off!" yelled Alice, as she tried to flee her armed follower.

 

[Honey123]

"Goodness!" exclaimed a by-stander, pointing at the jogger's bent penis. "What happened to his todger?"

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Had an illness when he was young, I expect," shouted the paperboy over his shoulder as he spied Alice turning naked down the next alley.

 

[Honey123]

"I'm next, I'm next!" repeated the jogger, as he passed the paperboy and the milkman, trying desperately to catch up to the naked, lovely Alice.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Just trying to get my money for the week's milk," shouted the milkman, "Don't run so fast!"

 

[Guest]

"Keep going, you can catch them!" a passing motorist shouted from his car.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Let me go next," Shouted the paperboy to Alice, waving his gun, "I won't shoot you honest!"

 

[mcfbridge]

"Make me an offer!" Alice yelled back as she continued to dash away.

 

[Guest]

 

[Honey123]

"Oh, please!" exclaimed Alice. "I want more than 9 inches, especially with all this running around!"

 

[mcfbridge]

Panting, as he tried to keep up, the poor boy yelled that she could have all nine inches anywhere she wanted them.

 

[Guest]

"Quim!" she yelled back at him, almost randomly.

 

[mcfbridge]

"Right!" the boy exclaimed, as he caught up with Alice and got the object of their discussion into her entrance of choice.

 

[Guest]

 

[lewdandlicentious]

"Tell you what love," said the paperboy, "You're having this whether you want it or not!"