Any gunfighters ...

Don't drown this mouse for nicking cheese,
he makes his money on his feet,
picking pockets and stealing keys,
Don't drown the mouse for nicking cheese!
As you once fell down upon your knees,
begged for pardon and a bit of meat.
Don't drown this mouse for nicking cheese,
he makes his money on his feet.
 
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Onegin stanza? Anybody
I'll face off with at sixty feet
(Good baseball distance). My prosòdy,
Like, guarantees I will defeat
All those whose metrics are quite shoddy.
But, then, I'm dead. My corpse (or body)
Just cannot do poèms no more.
(My brain, you see, is pretty sore
From all such stuff, so literati.)
Hey, UYS! Attention, please!
Go forth and use your expertise
To chop down with verbal karate
Lit poets who still sneer at form.
Form's the New Cool. Form's the New Norm.

You prove my point so eloquently!

Lately I cheat and use my meter program to help me.
It so much nicer to use now that it has curses,
but still needs some handholding.

curses? :eek: !
Meter needs to be cursed...How else can one contrast the proper angst?

You're a dreadful dreadful man, you know that?!! but I loves ya!

Ideally, the student should gun down the teacher if the teacher was of any value.

Ah so glasshopper!
 
SO is this happening today?

my time is now 8.26 am and I be back around 6pm.See you guys around about then :)


stay outta tha sun, dudes :cool:
 
SO is this happening today?

my time is now 8.26 am and I be back around 6pm.See you guys around about then :)


stay outta tha sun, dudes :cool:

I'm gonna try hard and study and do a thousand sit-ups in the ensuing hours.
 
Supposedly this is going to occur in an hour and twenty minutes. I will kick dirt over the corpse of the loser regardless.

ah, so they ARE behind us, timewise. so that's about 7.30pm my time. okies, thanks :)

anyone got the tape measure, pine boards and nails handy?
 
One Hour To Go!

By now, the poets should be warming up their fingers!
 
I told my wife that Valentines can't be celebrated until I see who wins this poetry match up.

I hope she told you precisely and succinctly what she thought of your suggestion ...... cutting off your connubials with a pair of blunt shears *wanders off whilst removing sadistic head and reaching for the gentler head most folks see*!
 
You've been waiting since 2:30pm GST, I see. The anticipation must be killing you - lol
GST? goods and service tax? quelle horreure :eek:

I've been in about an hour, just over, but wasn't sure if you guys had already done it and i was playing catch-up. seems i've time to breathe *phew*
 
GST? goods and service tax? quelle horreure :eek:

I've been in about an hour, just over, but wasn't sure if you guys had already done it and i was playing catch-up. seems i've time to breathe *phew*
lol - GMT - lol - Sorry, Canada has been on my mind a lot with the Olympics today.
 
I hope she told you precisely and succinctly what she thought of your suggestion ...... cutting off your connubials with a pair of blunt shears *wanders off whilst removing sadistic head and reaching for the gentler head most folks see*!

This guy is doing no such thing, he's probably giving her a massage and watching some really horrid movie. Puss-EPMD-Whipped.
 
It seems like Remec would've appeared before now. Maybe he's trying some psychological tactic.
 
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