dr_mabeuse
seduce the mind
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- Oct 10, 2002
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Wine: I'm just discovering wine. I don't know anything about it but I can taste, and the difference betwen a decent wine and the swill I usually drink is just amazing. All those wine-tasting terms we like to make fun of--the "nose", the finish, body, flintiness and oakiness or whatever--you really can taste and feel them. There really is a world of difference between good wine and bad, and it has very little to do with the price.
Coffee: I'm a terrible snob. I drink Stewart's, which I think is local to the midwest and is mostly arabica beans rather than the cheaper robusta. French roast tastes like ashes to me and flavored coffees make me gag. Most of those flavors are about as subtle as whore's perfume.
Whiskey: I used to drink single malt until I discovered that I actually don't like the peaty taste of most of them. It tastes like Listerine to me, raw and chemical. Now I drink Irish Whiskey--Jameson's only. Can't stand Bushmill's. Can't drink bourbon either, because it's too sweet and gives me hangovers.
Cigars: Had a Cuban at a wedding once. I'm not a big cigar fan, but this thing was the real deal and made me realize why people love cigars. The smoke in my mouth was like velvet, and the taste was kind of how a bassoon or bass clarinet sounds, rich and woody and not at all bitter. It even smelled good in my hair.
Eggs: This embarrasses me because it seems so new-age, but one day I paid $2.50 for a dozen free-range vegetarian-fed chicken eggs and was astonished. Eggs haven't tasted like that since I was 8 years old. I mean, they actually had flavor.
Fountain Pens: Nice ones are really nice. I mean really, really nice, and worth the hassle. I know I'd only lose them though.
Coffee: I'm a terrible snob. I drink Stewart's, which I think is local to the midwest and is mostly arabica beans rather than the cheaper robusta. French roast tastes like ashes to me and flavored coffees make me gag. Most of those flavors are about as subtle as whore's perfume.
Whiskey: I used to drink single malt until I discovered that I actually don't like the peaty taste of most of them. It tastes like Listerine to me, raw and chemical. Now I drink Irish Whiskey--Jameson's only. Can't stand Bushmill's. Can't drink bourbon either, because it's too sweet and gives me hangovers.
Cigars: Had a Cuban at a wedding once. I'm not a big cigar fan, but this thing was the real deal and made me realize why people love cigars. The smoke in my mouth was like velvet, and the taste was kind of how a bassoon or bass clarinet sounds, rich and woody and not at all bitter. It even smelled good in my hair.
Eggs: This embarrasses me because it seems so new-age, but one day I paid $2.50 for a dozen free-range vegetarian-fed chicken eggs and was astonished. Eggs haven't tasted like that since I was 8 years old. I mean, they actually had flavor.
Fountain Pens: Nice ones are really nice. I mean really, really nice, and worth the hassle. I know I'd only lose them though.
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