Are you Lit stalkworthy?

[Mr_bogey]

And for all of you saying you’re not stalkworthy, like it’s a bad thing, how about you start a thread about people you notice.
I have noticed every single person who says they aren’t stalkworthy. You’re all notice worthy.

Lit stalking is a totally different world from actual stalking.
Lit stalking is the equivalent of someone checking out your ass (or, in my case, lack thereof) from across the bar.
The actual criminal stalking that takes place here has no place in this thread.

 

[Bry1313]

Censorship??!?! On Lit?!?!

Fine...you do it

Ok, you can start two threads, just don’t be skipping out on the fruit thread.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Late to the party here. So is this are you stalkworthy? or are you notice worthy?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I now have to block Bry, at his request. He asked me not to notice him. Do a lot of noticing of him for me @OrdinaryPerson

He changed avatars so we wouldnt know its him

 

[Mr_bogey]

But then I’m ostracized and weird and oh god the cringe.

It's the fruitcake. No one likes fruitcake

 

[MrsPassion]

Ok, you can start two threads, just don’t be skipping out on the fruit thread.

oh my gosh! I won't but also, trying to strategically use fruit as a sexy prop is ...difficult... you can only get so creative with watermelon ya know?


Side bar: hey there boobies, you look awfully trustworthy now

 

[MedicalMuse]

It's the fruitcake. No one likes fruitcake

Irish fruitcake is the bomb.com, where the hell you been?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It's the fruitcake. No one likes fruitcake

i like pancakes though if you know what i mean

 

[Mr_bogey]

What is this notice worthy thing?

Ignore her. It took me 5 years to start a thread that got past Pg 1 and muse can't be happy for me

He changed avatars so we wouldnt know its him

Wait bry is a guy? But the avatar...

 

[MrsPassion]

Wait bry is a guy? But the avatar...

...you didn't realize...I'm not saying they aren't but I have a strong suspicion those aren't his tatas

 

[LadyLascivious1]

And for all of you saying you’re not stalkworthy, like it’s a bad thing, how about you start a thread about people you notice.
I have noticed every single person who says they aren’t stalkworthy. You’re all notice worthy.

Um, I think you said you didn’t have post stalkers and I check out your ass posts all the time

 

[Bry1313]

Ignore her. It took me 5 years to start a thread that got past Pg 1 and muse can't be happy for me

Wait bry is a guy? But the avatar...

It’s possible I have a problem saying no to suggestions.

 

[hotoldrguy]

i like pancakes though if you know what i mean

was that an innuendo?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wait bry is a guy? But the avatar...

Are they? You should ask for a nude to find out. I see some nice skin and hair on that avatar.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Irish fruitcake is the bomb.com, where the hell you been?

Now you are denigrating the IRA?
Why do you hate me?

 

[Mr_bogey]

i like pancakes though if you know what i mean

Pancakes? You should talk to @Mo_Bandy

 

[hotoldrguy]

is anyone else experiencing a LIT fart? It keeps putting my posts up twice

 

[Mr_bogey]

...you didn't realize...I'm not saying they aren't but I have a strong suspicion those aren't his tatas

Is it too late for me to change an answer in the crush thread?

 

[Mr_bogey]

is anyone else experiencing a LIT fart? It keeps putting my posts up twice

Yes, I thought it was OP and didn't want to embarrass her.

 

[MrsPassion]

Are they? You should ask for a nude to find out. I see some nice skin and hair on that avatar.

gawdammn internet shenanigans making me question shit I thought I knew.. I vaguely recall on a previous stalking *ahem* I mean casual stroll through their profile...but what if that was a catfish?? What's real anymore?!

brb heading over to Over thinkers to figure this out...

 

[MrsPassion]

Is it too late for me to change an answer in the crush thread?

I'm convinced we're in the matrix at this point so I don't even know

 

[Bry1313]

I'm convinced we're in the matrix at this point so I don't even know

If it helps I find both you and @Mr_bogey to be super attractive posters

 

[MedicalMuse]

Now you are denigrating the IRA?
Why do you hate me?

Its a long list. I should get started writing it.

 

[MrsPassion]

If it helps I find both you and @Mr_bogey to be super attractive posters

No. That's probably even more unhelpful..
My internal thought process:
"I know I saw a mans legs in that AV and the profile said "gent" but now...there were lady legs, and boobies.
What even are "mans legs" what if she just doesn't shave?
What if she started shaving and they are the same legs?!?!
I'm gonna settle on its a sentient pineapple in a people suit messing with all of us."

 

[Mr_bogey]

If it helps I find both you and @Mr_bogey to be super attractive posters

The feeling is mutual. And if you need a 3rd for you and your avatar, well....