Are you Lit stalkworthy?

[lacandy]

Can we see your ass to be sure you are correct?
#ForScience

If I thought somehow something would be there when I took a pic I would…but sadly there’s nothing…flat as some believe the earth is!

 

[Chillygirl]

I've already given a warning about false humility.

Lol ok I’m a freaking unicorn

 

[Mr_bogey]

If I thought somehow something would be there when I took a pic I would…but sadly there’s nothing…flat as some believe the earth is!

Are we related?

 

[OtherMan]

Fuckin’ A right, I am…

I mean… if brooding, pithy and a metered rhyme scheme is your thing.

 

[tallladiesman]

Sadly no, I am a fairly run of the mill middle aged Irishman.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Untrue

We can agree to disagree but just on name alone....men are generally very simple creatures....

 

[mellowyellows]

I really wish I were. I seem to be stalkless apparently.

 

[Coranhorn]

Look, stalking is taking long romantic walks, but only one of you knows about it... but I doubt I'm stalk worthy

 

[HeavyBalls]

I'm told I'm stalk worthy, I mean IDK...

Grumpy, grouchy old me?

 

[Mr_bogey]

In my experience, men do very little stalking. They just stumble around grabbing for tits.

As someone that spent 20+ years in the criminal justice world, I can tell you that 99% of the stalking cases were men. They do it. They just don't talk about it.
And before the software change, if you weren't stalking, you might miss some hidden profile lottery tickets.

 

[Coranhorn]

Did anyone else hear the law and order some? Just me? Okay

As someone that spent 20+ years in the criminal justice world, I can tell you that 99% of the stalking cases were men. They do it. They just don't talk about it.
And before the software change, if you weren't stalking, you might miss some hidden profile lottery tickets.

 

[HeavyBalls]

In my experience, men do very little stalking. They just stumble around grabbing for tits.

Don't kinkshame me...

Um, ah, nothing I mean nothing...

 

[Coyote100]

If PLP were stalking me, I’d give her all the hints she would need to find me. Otherwise no one could find the Coyote.

 

[GabbyDebarres]

No I think I still have to increase my stalkworthy value I'll have to work harder at it.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

No I think I still have to increase my stalkworthy value I'll have to work harder at it.

I’m in the same boat. Maybe we can stalk each other and offer feedback.

 

[Taegul]

I'm starting to think I don't show enough boob to reach my true potential as a stalking target.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm starting to think I don't show enough boob to reach my true potential as a stalking target.

Whip em out t-bagel. I’ll wait

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I'm starting to think I don't show enough boob to reach my true potential as a stalking target.

Sounds like you need some encouragement to be your true self lol

I don't think I'm stalkworthy, but then again, I've never stalked myself.

 

[Willingtoshare]

Nah.

 

[bikerbonez]

Sounds like you need some encouragement to be your true self lol

I don't think I'm stalkworthy, but then again, I've never stalked myself.

i think you are but i've known you quite a while, as for myself probably not

 

[Bry1313]

If you like awkward conversation, off color humor, mild insults to the English, jokes beat into the ground beyond recognition and mild thirst……then im your stalkee.

 

[Hmm72]

I doubt it

Oh quite the opposite Nikki…you are extremely “Stalkworthy"

 

[Taegul]

Whip em out t-bagel. I’ll wait

https://i.imgur.com/w3se8mK.gif

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I get so lonely if I am not being stalked.

 

[Cymru9696]

Negative