Are you Lit stalkworthy?

Can we see your ass to be sure you are correct?
#ForScience
If I thought somehow something would be there when I took a pic I would…but sadly there’s nothing…flat as some believe the earth is!
 
Fuckin’ A right, I am…

I mean… if brooding, pithy and a metered rhyme scheme is your thing. 🤪
 
In my experience, men do very little stalking. They just stumble around grabbing for tits.
As someone that spent 20+ years in the criminal justice world, I can tell you that 99% of the stalking cases were men. They do it. They just don't talk about it.
And before the software change, if you weren't stalking, you might miss some hidden profile lottery tickets. 😄😇
 
Did anyone else hear the law and order some? Just me? Okay

As someone that spent 20+ years in the criminal justice world, I can tell you that 99% of the stalking cases were men. They do it. They just don't talk about it.
And before the software change, if you weren't stalking, you might miss some hidden profile lottery tickets. 😄😇
 
If PLP were stalking me, I’d give her all the hints she would need to find me. Otherwise no one could find the Coyote.
 
I'm starting to think I don't show enough boob to reach my true potential as a stalking target.
Sounds like you need some encouragement to be your true self ;) lol

I don't think I'm stalkworthy, but then again, I've never stalked myself.
 
If you like awkward conversation, off color humor, mild insults to the English, jokes beat into the ground beyond recognition and mild thirst……then im your stalkee.
 
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