Are you Lit stalkworthy?

[13Fantasies]

Naw. Not stalk worthy
Stocky? Yes
Not a stalkee
I try not to stalk without permission

Is it called stalking if you get permission?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Okay.. just for a moment, no silly joking..
Honestly?!

My posts are generally either joking, a bit sassy.. or the "help your neighbour" Kinda posts.

I am not the sexy and flirty type.. just, the friendly dudette..

Or tastefully naked leaving tongues on the floor.

 

[Saltfountain]

I feel like I’ve gently stalked about 80% of everyone on this thread. With plans to reach the next 20% by nightfall

I’m sure anyone who has stalked me has decided against in the future. I feel like I just joke around more than do anything stalk worthy

I tried stalking you too. I can't

 

[Taegul]

"Stalking" is such an unpleasant term. I prefer "researching for scientific understanding".

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m pretty sure I dont get stalked. I get responded to when I post because it pops up and people see it, otherwise, no.

What do you think I've been doing for the past 6 months? I know it took you 5 months to notice but you should have it figured by now.

 

[MrsPassion]

I tried stalking you too. I can't

Oh Dear Salty, my apologies. I’ll go fix it so you can be a creep in the bushes. You’ve already went through my drawers this morning

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh Dear Salty, my apologies. I’ll go fix it so you can be a creep in the bushes. You’ve already went through my drawers this morning

You've got a bush?

 

[MrsPassion]

You've got a bush?

A bush no?
Well maintained hedges with a water feature

 

[Mr_bogey]

I’m pretty sure I dont get stalked. I get responded to when I post because it pops up and people see it, otherwise, no.

And btw, every time you post in a "would you..." thread there is a literal fight to get the next post, so I'm not alone in my stalking. I do now carry a baseball bat in an attempt to thin the herd.

 

[Saltfountain]

A bush no?
Well maintained hedges with a water feature

Oh Jesus fuck

 

[MrsPassion]

Oh Jesus fuck

I was referring to the Victorian bird bath you heathen!

 

[Massive Grooves]

Tally these up and find the common denominator in who thinks they are or are not stalkworthy.

I don’t think people stalk me.

 

[Saltfountain]

A bush no?
Well maintained hedges with a water feature

Mutters proof

 

[Saltfountain]

I was referring to the Victorian bird bath you heathen!

Calls bullshit. Loudly

 

[Saltfountain]

I reckon I'm actually stalkworthy

But mainly for the rather unique combination of weird and 'what the fuck is it going to do next?' I bring to the table

 

[MedicalMuse]

Tally these up and find the common denominator in who thinks they are or are not stalkworthy.

I don’t think people stalk me.

I do

 

[MedicalMuse]

I reckon I'm actually stalkworthy

But mainly for the rather unique combination of weird and 'what the fuck is it going to do next?' I bring to the table

You are. OP said so.

 

[Lindi37]

I don’t think so but some might disagree

 

[Mr_bogey]

The only reason someone might stalk me is to figure out how to better avoid me. Hah! Good luck with that.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I don’t think so but some might disagree

I was stalking you. Now I'm stalking your dom.

 

[Lindi37]

I was stalking you. Now I'm stalking your dom.

Wait? It’s not you?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wait? It’s not you?

I would likely be the worst Dom ever.

 

[Saltfountain]

I would likely be the worst Dom ever.

'likely' is doing some heavy lifting there

But annoyingly you're wrong...

 

[ShaneoD]

I feel like I might get the occasional one, maybe, which would then get met with "oh he's a bit boring"

 

[Saltfountain]

I feel like I might get the occasional one, maybe, which would then get met with "oh he's a bit boring"

Stalk the car crash that is me them assess if boring is a bad thing...