Are you Lit stalkworthy?

[HeavyBalls]

no, it’s not good.
Unless it is a kink in play, but no… you need consent for that!
I was meeting with a friend for dinner once & afterwards, an ex broke his hand against my car.
That was creepy AF!!!!
HE SHOWED UP AT A RANDOM RESTAURANT!!!

People like that need a beating.

Im sorry that happened, and I hope you're ok.

 

[MrsPassion]

no, it’s not good.
Unless it is a kink in play, but no… you need consent for that!
I was meeting with a friend for dinner once & afterwards, an ex broke his hand against my car.
That was creepy AF!!!!
HE SHOWED UP AT A RANDOM RESTAURANT!!!

That had to be terrifying. I’m so sorry you went through that, should have his teeth kicked in. I hope you’re okay and free of him now!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Am I stalk worthy? Probably not. Unless you're there in the moment, posting with me, you probably wouldn't get my humor.

You are one of the most stalkworthy people here. Most of my morning is spent seeing what you got up to while I was sleeping

 

[Massive Grooves]

That had to be terrifying. I’m so sorry you went through that, should have his teeth kicked in. I hope you’re okay and free of him now!

I’m right here.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You are one of the most stalkworthy people here. Most of my morning is spent seeing what you got up to while I was sleeping

I hope I never let you down!

 

[Saltfountain]

Does this work?

Imaginary Lover by Atlanta Rhythm Section

Yup

Disappointed really. The imaginary video seemed more appropriate

 

[Saltfountain]

We do have imaginary dates.

The winners write the history books.

The rest of your post can fuck off.

I mean, I've had a lot of imaginary dates

Quite a lot involving @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Saltfountain]

…


…how shiny is the medal?

Just watch how hard I buff it

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yup

Disappointed really. The imaginary video seemed more appropriate

Yes, but the song is about mastur...you know.

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m right here.

Why do I get the feeling you just want to be kicked?

Just watch how hard I buff it

gawddammit salty

 

[Massive Grooves]

I mean, I've had a lot of imaginary dates

Quite a lot involving @OrdinaryPerson

Have you had many imaginary raisins?

 

[Saltfountain]

Yes, but the song is about mastur...you know.

No? Do tell

 

[Saltfountain]

Have you had many imaginary raisins?

I'm gonna be honest here. I have no fucking clue what you're on about here...

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm gonna be honest here. I have no fucking clue what you're on about here...

OK, I'm there now

And I wish I wasn't

 

[_PinkLady_]

That had to be terrifying. I’m so sorry you went through that, should have his teeth kicked in. I hope you’re okay and free of him now!

It was pretty crazy and intense IRL, but I’m great now.
Not to be too weird but that dude is no longer among the living.
But the person I’m with now? He can stalk me whenever he’d like, but mostly because I stalk him all the time! @Massive Grooves is my RL fuck friend.
Jk he’s my boyfriend iRL.
He’s the reason I found out about Lit in the first place.

 

[MrsPassion]

It was pretty crazy and intense IRL, but I’m great now.
Not to be too weird but that dude is no longer among the living.
But the person I’m with now? He can stalk me whenever he’d like, but mostly because I stalk him all the time! @Massive Grooves is my RL fuck friend.
Jk he’s my boyfriend iRL.
He’s the reason I found out about Lit in the first place.

Whaaaaaaat a love story?! ugh swoon!!

 

[Trubbycat]

Hell no.

 

[OtherMan]

* Walks sloooowwwwllllyyyy through the Stalking thread… checks to see who…

Well.

That’s fuckin disappointing.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I consider everybody here to be sexy

I get better the more you drink

 

[Taegul]

What if I attempt a social experiment? This could be dangerous.

React with...

"Like" if you used to stalk me, but not anymore.
"Love" if you currently stalk me.
"Haha" if you never have or don't want to ever stalk me. Fucking liar.
"Wow" if you haven't stalked me but you plan on it.
"Sad" if all this stalking talk is distracting us from what's really important...pineapple pizza.
"Angry" if you can't stalk me because I already have a restraining order against you.
Or no reaction at all which means you definitely want to have my e-babies.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

yea i think its a collective actually. me and 20 other listers

A collective? Like the Borg?

 

[MrsPassion]

Sad" if all this stalking talk is distracting us from what's really important...pineapple pizza.

I know damn good and well the “pineapple thing” I’ve been chasing down is not about pizza?!?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Nope

 

[OtherMan]

"Angry" if you can't stalk me because I already have a restraining order against you.

For the last time!! I was just walking in the same fuckin direction!

 

[Taegul]

I know damn good and well the “pineapple thing” I’ve been chasing down is not about pizza?!?

The potentially sad thing about me? Yes, yes it is. It has EVERYTHING to do with pizza and pizza alone.