Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[Pad_Foot]

Doc?
If we are still on the clock, he carefully works her delicate feet in his lap, making sure each square millimeter is given is appropriate time, if was one of the bad pervy men at Lit, you’d let me know, right?

Pay my bills now? Before answer? And the next session? Ok…done

As my doctor, lay it on me !! You’ve always been honest with me

Worried Lit Flight Risk

 

[LizVegas79]

Doc?
If we are still on the clock, he carefully works her delicate feet in his lap, making sure each square millimeter is given is appropriate time, if the was the be of the bad pervy men at Lit, you’d let me know, right?
Pay my bills now? Before answer? And the next session? Ok…
As my doctor, lay it on me
You’ve always been honest with me

Worried Lit Flight Risk

"if the was the be"?

(I'm sorry I'm not sure what you're asking)

 

[LizVegas79]

New Patient Testimonial

"Oh my god, Doctor Liz! You were right! I soooooo needed that!

 

[LizVegas79]

I found a great way to hide some of last year's profits from the IRS don't you think?

Promise not to tell anyone though and I'll promise to give you a private peek at your next appointment!

 

[ShaneoD]

I found a great way to hide some of last year's profits from the IRS don't you think?

Promise not to tell anyone though and I'll promise to give you a private peek at your next appointment!

I couldn't think of a more legitimate business expense right now if I tried (you've made thinking really hard)

 

[LizVegas79]

I couldn't think of a more legitimate business expense right now if I tried (you've made thinking really hard)

I'm sorry. The last thing a 42 year business professional like me wants to do is make something really hard for her customers!

Well, maybe it's not the very last thing .

 

[ShaneoD]

H

I'm sorry. The last thing a 42 year business professional like me wants to do is make something really hard for her customers!

Well, maybe it's not the very last thing .

Having the height, the legs, the body, and the experience, that's a dangerous combination especially when it's wielded by someone who enjoys putting guys on the spot.

I'm having flashbacks to some of your other posts and struggling to finish this thought in an articulate way

 

[LizVegas79]

H
Having the height, the legs, the body, and the experience, that's a dangerous combination especially when it's wielded by someone who enjoys putting guys on the spot.

I'm having flashbacks to some of your other posts and struggling to finish this thought in an articulate way

Sometimes it's best when guys are a little speechless LOL

 

[ShaneoD]

Sometimes it's best when guys are a little speechless LOL

I'm having flashbacks to something now, but this is the wrong thread

 

[LizVegas79]

I promise I've fully reported all my income sir and I have absolutely nothing to hide.
You can even search me if you want.

Doctor "Catch Me If You Can" Liz

 

[Trubbycat]

Ummm, Doctor...

I'm trying really hard to concentrate on your advice, but your long legs in tight leather pants is distracting me. Last week it was your Louboutin thigh high boots.

I'm only human and these sessions aren't covered by insurance...

 

[LizVegas79]

Ummm, Doctor...

I'm trying really hard to concentrate on your advice, but your long legs in tight leather pants is distracting me. Last week it was your Louboutin thigh high boots.

I'm only human and these sessions aren't covered by insurance...

Dear Only Human,

I'm sorry. I know how tight leather pants and Loubie's can stir you boys up sometimes.

Well, it's umbrella weather in Las Vegas today. But I still have to go to work. Hopefully this outfit will be less distracting for you.

My car is at the mechanic's so I'll be at work as soon as my Uber picks me up.


- Doctor "Are You My Uber" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

I get so mad when my patients don't put things back where they found them in our reception area!

Sometimes I think you do it on purpose just to annoy me!

 

[Trubbycat]

I get so mad when my patients don't put things back where they found them in our reception area!

Sometimes I think you do it on purpose just to annoy me!

Just working out our passive aggressiveness over the leather pants and Loubies...

 

[drobert44]

I get so mad when my patients don't put things back where they found them in our reception area!

Sometimes I think you do it on purpose just to annoy me!

I am gonna faint dead out........

 

[LizVegas79]

INTERNSHIP AVAILABLE

Entry Level Foot Stool Needed to keep our female patients happy in the Reception Area.

Cost: $300/day. Meals provided (if you get at least 8 stars on your performance reviews by our patients).

Other benefits include: being told what to do, honest critiques about your personality and your performance, a choice of cute outfits and leashes to wear.

Discretion required. No picture taking allowed due to the fact that many of my patients are both established and up and coming stars.

Artists get a 50% discount and are encouraged to apply.
You must be able to draw and paint fast though since sometimes the reception area wait is less than 20 minutes.​

 

[LizVegas79]

"So. How was your weekend? You don't mind if I put my feet up do you?
Oh good. So what would you like to talk about today?"

 

[Trubbycat]

"So. How was your weekend? You don't mind if I put my feet up do you?
Oh good. So what would you like to talk about today?"

 

[ShaneoD]

Dear Dr Liz,

Is it common to get irrationally horny when you see a certain avatar on your news feed? Is that green dot designed to prompt a response?

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Dr. Liz, HumpDay again, been a couple months, the last remedy helped but I done gone and got my heart ripped out and she stomped that sucker flat

I found this remedy from a witch doctor down in New Orleans.

I want a second opinion.


Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up
I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache
I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

Oh let me get this straight
Oh Mrs Doctor think I'm going insane
My girl's been creepin' on me and my heart is filled with pain
Now I can't sleep, can't eat, can't stop this funky beat
Can't you hear it she keeps playing in my head
Baby You really drive me coconuts
Tell me, what am I gonna do?

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor, woke him up
I said doctor, is there nothing I can take
I said doctor, to relieve this bellyache
I said doctor, is there nothing I can take
I said doctor, to relieve this bellyache

let me get this straight

My temperature is up to 103
Is there anything you can prescribe for me?
Well the doctor said "Hmmm, now let me see
just keep your body moving that's what works for me"
Baby, you really drive me coconuts
Tell me, what am I gonna do?

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up!

Now, I tried this, helped with the belly-ache fo-sho! Didn’t do nutt’n for the fever and funky beat? Now you know my history with “the spirits” but I think that’s the only solution? Vodka, gin, or rum?

 

[LizVegas79]

"I, uhh, I'm into ... ummm ... tall ... leggy ... Latinas with, ummm, big feet."

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

Is it common to get irrationally horny when you see a certain avatar on your news feed? Is that green dot designed to prompt a response?

Dear Commonly Irrational,

No. There is a certain thrill, an innate expectation of the unexpected, a desire, hope and lust that comes with logging onto a site like Lit.

Will your desires be met? Will your favorite crush or people be there? Will your favorite topics be discussed? Will you fall down the rabbit hole of some new kink you didn't even know you had?

The possibilities are endless, so you naturally get aroused by the very potential of it all.

And when you see that your favorite crush, or crushes, are indeed online the same time as you, well then your hopes and expectations just double again. So yes, it's perfectly normal to get irrationally horny when you see a certain avatar on your news feed. I will however have to know who it is though for your file. Otherwise, what's the point of having a file room?

As far as the green dot goes, it's really more of a key than a dot isn't it? A door ajar yet unopened. Temptation at your fingertips. But do you hold the key to open it/her? That is the real question isn't it?


- Doctor "I'll Be In The File Room" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dearest Doctor Liz,

I have a sticky situation. I have a secret kink that I've never had the confidence to reveal to my girlfriend... one that may be shocking to her. But I want to be as close and truthful as I can be with her, and would like to know if you can offer any advice on helping me let her know what my secret kink is and that I want to share it with her.

Thank you for everything, Miss Liz.. you're the bestest!

Dear In A Sticky Situation,

Don't worry. It's perfectly natural for boys to get a little too excited sometimes. To get out of your sticky situation, just throw your pants and underpants in the washer and put on a new pair.

As far as being truthful with your gf, that's a wonderful intention and on behalf of all women in a relationship I applaud you.

However, you have to judge the kinkiness of your kink with what you know about her. Is she generally an open and adventurous partner sexually? Or is she a little conservative or inexperienced with the range of things that can turn a man on?

Perhaps try to think of a few ways to test the waters so to speak of your idea to ease her into it or gauge what her reaction might be. Is there anyway you could hint at what's on your naughty boy mind without fully revealing it? Maybe suggest she "punish you" for something you did the way you want to be punished. For instance, a few years ago my husband and I made a bet about which one of us was right about something. We found the answer on Google and it turns out I was right. (surprise, surprise right? ). Well, guess who had to wear a pair of my panties to work the next day? Did he complain? Hell yes. Did he hate it? No, he didn't.

If your kink is a common one, perhaps you could find a porn clip or two of it and let your gf "catch" you watching it so that it leads to a discussion. From that discussion you should be able to tell if she's open to it or not.

Keeping the lines of communication open in a relationship is the key to making it work. However, you don't want to ruin a good thing (your relationship) with something that just might be a passing fantasy. If the fantasy is a longstanding one then it is important to you and you should probably share it with her if you are thinking of making a commitment (getting married). If the fantasy is new, it might just be temporary, so keep it to yourself for a little while longer and maybe try to test the waters with her about it without fully revealing yourself.


- Doctor "Be Honest, But Not Careless" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz, HumpDay again, been a couple months, the last remedy helped but I done gone and got my heart ripped out and she stomped that sucker flat

I found this remedy from a witch doctor down in New Orleans.

I want a second opinion.


Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up
I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache
I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

Oh let me get this straight
Oh Mrs Doctor think I'm going insane
My girl's been creepin' on me and my heart is filled with pain
Now I can't sleep, can't eat, can't stop this funky beat
Can't you hear it she keeps playing in my head
Baby You really drive me coconuts
Tell me, what am I gonna do?

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up
You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor, woke him up
I said doctor, is there nothing I can take
I said doctor, to relieve this bellyache
I said doctor, is there nothing I can take
I said doctor, to relieve this bellyache

let me get this straight

My temperature is up to 103
Is there anything you can prescribe for me?
Well the doctor said "Hmmm, now let me see
just keep your body moving that's what works for me"
Baby, you really drive me coconuts
Tell me, what am I gonna do?

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up!

Now, I tried this, helped with the belly-ache fo-sho! Didn’t do nutt’n for the fever and funky beat? Now you know my history with “the spirits” but I think that’s the only solution? Vodka, gin, or rum?

Dear Stomped Flat,

I'm so sorry to hear of your misadventure with Love. Do hang in there though and don't give up!

Whenever in doubt about any cocktail, always go with vodka. That's my rule of thumb and it should be yours too.

As far as putting a lime in a coconut, that's wonderful advice, but you may also want to consider crushed mint for a mojito (which requires rum, not vodka). Crushing the mint might also help you get any pent up aggression out and mojitos are known to have a positive effect on women of the Latin persuasion if that's of any interest to you.


- Doctor "I'll Have A Mojito" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

"Your appointment with Doctor Liz was at three o'clock. Not three-oh-five.
I accept your apology on her behalf. But I'm sorry, rules are rules."

(my time is precious )