Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

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"Excuse me? What did you just say to me? You need help buster. Lucky
for you I'm a therapist. My office is right over there. But I'm on my lunch
break so go make an appointment with my receptionist. Tell her I sent
you and that you're a Level 10 pervert. Now go away. I'm shopping."
 
Dear In Need But Not Allowed,

I would encourage you to do exactly as you are told.

If your significant other has forbid you to masturbate, you need to trust that she has a plan for your eventual release.

No woman would make you promise such a thing unless she had a very detailed, involved plan. She might be seeking an extra show of enthusiasm (quantity) from you, she might be contemplating inviting one of her gf's to join you and therefore wants to make sure there will be enough pent-up arousal in you to share, she might be doing a research paper on blue balls for her dissertation.

Whatever her reason, you don't need to know about it UNTIL she is ready to tell you. But you should follow all her instructions leading up to this reveal. The last thing you want to do is disappoint her. Right?

So do yourself a favor, go to the drug store and take 10mg of zinc everyday until she reveals the mystery to you.

Also, be sure to complain about your blue balls once they truly do start aching. Tell her how bad they hurt. How you can taste your own cum in your mouth because you're so backed up (even if it's not true - we love hearing stuff like that!)

Most of all, tell her how much you love her.

Tell her how much you want her.

Tell her you'll "do anything" she wants if she'll just give you her permission to cum.

I'm serious. You are likely about to enjoy the best sex of your life. Don't disappoint her for a couple of minutes of pleasure now. If you do, she'll never give you a fun challenge for a reason again.


- Doctor "Trust Me I Know What I'm Talking About" Liz


(ohh, and be sure to come back and tell us, or at least me, what her plan turned out to be! :heart: )
 
Dear Dr Liz,

I've just had a thought while working a night shift, what is the most common time of the day to masturbate? Everytime I do a nightshift or a sleepover I seem to get caught up in an almost fear of missing out feeling. Do you think this is down to using it as a regular sleep aid or am I just logging onto lit at inappropriate times?
 
Dear Dr Liz,

I've just had a thought while working a night shift, what is the most common time of the day to masturbate? Everytime I do a nightshift or a sleepover I seem to get caught up in an almost fear of missing out feeling. Do you think this is down to using it as a regular sleep aid or am I just logging onto lit at inappropriate times?

Ooooo - excellent question! Thank you! :kiss:

I will get to it shortly.
 
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