Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[sixfoot4]

Dear Thinking Big,

Sure! Let's try to sell the movie rights!

Who should we get to play you and who should we get to play me?


- Doctor "Lets Get Our Hollywood On" Liz

Well, not braggin', but people stop me in the street and ask me if I'm Doc Martin/Martin Clunes! Yes! Seriously! I signed one lady's autograph book 'You made my pulse run fast Doc M xxx', she kissed me! He's finished the last ever series of Doc Marin now, so he'll come cheap.
Now, what screen beauty to play Doc Liz? Or maybe an up and coming nympette? Let's put it to the Lit. hive mind, see what they say?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doc Martin Double,

Oh really? Well, that gets us off to a good start. Not to brag either but I get Kate Beckinsale a lot. I've also gotten, "are you Catherine Zeta-Jones sister or something?" among a few others.

I'll call your agent if you promise to call mine and tell them to do lunch and work out the deets.

btw, I don't think there are many "up and coming" 42 year old actresses in Hollywood lol so it would definitely have to be someone who doesn't get offered a lot of parts anymore to play me. Unless maybe if it was an independent film and the casting director had a little more latitude. It might have to be a foreign independent film then though lol


- Doctor "Lets Do Lunch" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

"I'm sorry I'm late for our appointment. My lunch ran longer than I expected.
Please, follow me to my office so we can begin. So how are you today?"

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

"I'm sorry I'm late for our appointment. My lunch ran longer than I expected.
Please, follow me to my office so we can begin. So how are you today?"

Wowza! I'd follow you to your office....

 

[LizVegas79]

Wowza! I'd follow you to your office....

You didn't answer my question.

That's 10 Demerit Points. Care to go for 20?

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

You didn't answer my question.

That's 10 Demerit Points. Care to go for 20?

Depends, what do demerits in your world get me?

Your post help lift my spirits for the day!

 

[LizVegas79]

Depends, what do demerits in your world get me?

Your post help lift my spirits for the day!

They get you in trouble.

BIG trouble!

If you like being in trouble, I highly recommend it!

 

[LizVegas79]

"I have to say, I admire you for being bold enough to be late for you first appointment.
You're lucky your appointment was with me instead of Dr. Liz. However, disciplinary
measures are still mandatory. Tell me, when was the last time you saw your cardiologist?"

 

[ShaneoD]

"I have to say, I admire you for being bold enough to be late for you first appointment.
You're lucky your appointment was with me instead of Dr. Liz. However, disciplinary
measures are still mandatory. Tell me, when was the last time you saw your cardiologist?"

I can't say I've seen one in a while, in saying that I'm only 36, and I'm fairly sure this erection is a sign of good circulation

 

[ShaneoD]

"I'm sorry I'm late for our appointment. My lunch ran longer than I expected.
Please, follow me to my office so we can begin. So how are you today?"

Dear Dr Liz,

I feel the need to ask, as knowing myself if I ever did attempt to make eye contact while you were wearing this outfit I'd fail miserably, where is the second most appropriate place to stare before having to visit your "embarrassing boner" thread?

Thanks,
Shane.

 

[LizVegas79]

"I have to say, I admire you for being bold enough to be late for you first appointment.
You're lucky your appointment was with me instead of Dr. Liz. However, disciplinary
measures are still mandatory. Tell me, when was the last time you saw your cardiologist?"

I can't say I've seen one in a while, in saying that I'm only 36, and I'm fairly sure this erection is a sign of good circulation

I've broken men half your age. But fine. I'm willing to roll the dice if you are.

Just sign this release and we can begin.

 

[ShaneoD]

I've broken men half your age. But fine. I'm willing to roll the dice if you are.

Just sign this release and we can begin.

Done and done, and I mean done.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

I feel the need to ask, as knowing myself if I ever did attempt to make eye contact while you were wearing this outfit I'd fail miserably, where is the second most appropriate place to stare before having to visit your "embarrassing boner" thread?

Thanks,
Shane.

Dear Not Knowing Where To Stare,

Well, first off, my sincerest apologies for making this so hard for you.

It is, I will admit, partially my fault because my new clutch is absolutely divine, isn't it? And my new mani is the absolute perfect shade of don't-fuck-with-me red.

I love my new skirt probably almost as much as you do and of course, my shoes, well, my shoes speak for themselves don't they?

Hmm, well let's see. I do so wish you would try to make eye contact with me but I realize you are a little shy which is why you're here seeking my advice on your little ... problem. However, please don't be like all those guys at Starbucks and the garage where I get my Lexus serviced and go straight to my tits. It's so ... boring and it shows a distinct lack of personality on your part.

No, I would rather you stare at my shoes, or my ring, or my watch before your eyes wander off to my skirt, or my legs, or fine, my boobs.

Does that help at all, sweetie?

Nice boner by the way.

Now be a good boy, try to relax and just follow me to my office. I need to get to know you better before I can help you with your little ... problem.


- Doctor "Think of Me as Your Sister" Liz
(unless you're into that sort of thing)

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz, tools of treatment adjustment? . . . asking for a friend.

 

[JerseyJade]

Dr. Liz, tools of treatment adjustment? . . . asking for a friend.

Liz is gonna kill you for peeking in her closet like that. I hate to be in your shoes when I tell her.. um, I mean when she finds out.

 

[investor2020]

Liz is gonna kill you for peeking in her closet like that. I hate to be in your shoes when I tell her.. um, I mean when she finds out.

JJ, for being a tattletale, and me peeking in her closet, we both may be on the end of those tools.

 

[NakedNymph]

To Dr. Liz:

How did you establish such a long-running Q&A session that's affected so many Litsters? How would you say one can make an impact in the community? And is there anything you would have liked to do differently?

Signed,
fc6784e2aa5b7a864c24516e50394c63

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz, tools of treatment adjustment? . . . asking for a friend.

Liz is gonna kill you for peeking in her closet like that. I hate to be in your shoes when I tell her.. um, I mean when she finds out.

JJ, for being a tattletale, and me peeking in her closet, we both may be on the end of those tools.

Well, it is Christmas so I guess I should have it in my heart to forgive at least one of you.

Let's see ...

Eennie
Meanie
Minee
Mo....

 

[LizVegas79]

To Dr. Liz:

How did you establish such a long-running Q&A session that's affected so many Litsters? How would you say one can make an impact in the community? And is there anything you would have liked to do differently?

Signed,
fc6784e2aa5b7a864c24516e50394c63

Dear NN,

Well, the short answer is I'm brilliant.

The long answer I'm brilliant and I still look pretty damn good for my age.

The real answer is that I use to be a bartender so I earned my PhD in sexual psychiatry the good old fashioned way - by watching people get drunk and make fools of themselves to get laid. (sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't, but I took mental notes lol)

imho the best way to make an impact in the Lit community is to be honest about your past and honest about your wants and desires. People who need each other will find each other if you put yourself out there.

Hmmm ... what would I have done differently? Trying to type and post while riding my sybbie was probably a big mistake and I was really stupid for trying it three different times, but as embarrassing as it was to read those posts (or try to read them lol) afterwards they may have won me as many fans I lost so I probably came out even. Or maybe even a little ahead. I probably should have told my husband about Lit a long time ago because now if he ever finds out it's going to be a big deal, but other than that, nothing really.


- Doctor "Embarrassed? Who Me?" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

"Why yes, I am having my office remodeled. How observant of you. Would you
like to talk about the weather next or get started on feeling more confident
around women like me? Tick tock, tick tock, you're on my clock."

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

"Why yes, I am having my office remodeled. How observant of you. Would you
like to talk about the weather next or get started on feeling more confident
around women like me? Tick tock, tick tock, you're on my clock."

Stunning, and what weather... I'm all ears Doc

 

[investor2020]

Well, it is Christmas so I guess I should have it in my heart to forgive at least one of you.

Let's see ...

Eennie
Meanie
Minee
Mo....

Just an impartial observation here, Dr. Liz, but since JJ is an "Eennie Meanie", it's only appropriate that I should be your "Minee Mo".

 

[JerseyJade]

Just an impartial observation here, Dr. Liz, but since JJ is an "Eennie Meanie", it's only appropriate that I should be your "Minee Mo".

Lmao!

 

[sixfoot4]

Dear Doc Martin Double,

Oh really? Well, that gets us off to a good start. Not to brag either but I get Kate Beckinsale a lot. I've also gotten, "are you Catherine Zeta-Jones sister or something?" among a few others.

I'll call your agent if you promise to call mine and tell them to do lunch and work out the deets.

btw, I don't think there are many "up and coming" 42 year old actresses in Hollywood lol so it would definitely have to be someone who doesn't get offered a lot of parts anymore to play me. Unless maybe if it was an independent film and the casting director had a little more latitude. It might have to be a foreign independent film then though lol


- Doctor "Lets Do Lunch" Liz

Hi Doc,
The bad news is none of the agents are returning my calls. And yes, I know my phone is working cos I call it daily to check, cos I never get any other calls. Maybe I overstated the Doc Martin bit.
I think we'll have to self cast, with me appraising you and vv.
I have booked a casting couch at the Cecil B Demille studios for tomorrow at 10. That's 10 PM. Whilst the irl story didn't feature nudity, nudity (as in you, babe) will surely jack up viewings into double figures so remember to trim, well you know, whatever ladies trim.
Yours
No, I'm not Doc Martin

 

[LizVegas79]

Hi Doc,
The bad news is none of the agents are returning my calls. And yes, I know my phone is working cos I call it daily to check, cos I never get any other calls. Maybe I overstated the Doc Martin bit.
I think we'll have to self cast, with me appraising you and vv.
I have booked a casting couch at the Cecil B Demille studios for tomorrow at 10. That's 10 PM. Whilst the irl story didn't feature nudity, nudity (as in you, babe) will surely jack up viewings into double figures so remember to trim, well you know, whatever ladies trim.
Yours
No, I'm not Doc Martin

Dear Star Maker,

I bet you're going to tell me there's no furniture in this place except for that couch over there because this was a set for the last movie you were in and all the furniture was returned to the prop warehouse. Sounds reasonable.

So, do you promise you can make me a star? Or did I drive all the way to L.A. just to be your mattress?


- Doctor "Hollywood Dreams Make Me Gullible" Liz