Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[sixfoot4]

Dear Star Maker,

I bet you're going to tell me there's no furniture in this place except for that couch over there because this was a set for the last movie you were in and all the furniture was returned to the prop warehouse. Sounds reasonable.

So, do you promise you can make me a star? Or did I drive all the way to L.A. just to be your mattress?


- Doctor "Hollywood Dreams Make Me Gullible" Liz

Dear Doc Liz,
Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken. But yes, I promise, cross my heart and hope to..err.. not be found out. Now, please sign this disclaimer that you consent to such things you may be asked to do in this 'casting' session. Yes, I am aware that soliciting sexual favors in exchange for employment in acting roles is illegal, but, hey, you're the one unzipping her dress. Nice ass! Now kindly bend over.
Yours
Doc Martin (disbarred)
Investors wanted in all time great porn movie.

 

[investor2020]

^^^
I think that the last line in the above post should read: "investor wanted in all time great porn movie."

 

[JerseyJade]

^^^
I think that the last line in the above post should read: "investor wanted in all time great porn movie."

I'm shocked! You're more fitting for a part where you play a man who likes to ease drop in poor, defenseless, innocent women's closets. You seem to be good at that.

 

[investor2020]

I'm shocked! You're more fitting for a part where you play a man who likes to ease drop in poor, defenseless, innocent women's closets. You seem to be good at that.

JJ, how could you say that? I confessed long ago to Dr. Liz about those few indiscretions as a younger man, and she dismissed them as normal curiosity, and that as I did not act upon them, I was forgiven. With the subsequent treatments from Dr. Liz and her assistants, I was cured of all my curiosities.

If you sense that I know too much about you, it is not from invading your privacy. I have watched you for several years now on this message board, and if you were an open book, it would be in the back room of a public library on the erotic literature shelf !

 

[sixfoot4]

Dear Dr. Liz,
Best to 'fess up, me and this Lit. person (gender, profile withheld for DATA Protection) been 'gettin' it on' cyber wise for quite some time. We want to give ourselves the best Christmas prezzie ever and meet up and fuck our brains out IRL on Christmas Day.
Can you use your Hotline to Father Christmas to arrange this please?
FYI, we are:
Thousands of miles and many time zones apart.
Very attached to our families and must be with them Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day.
Yours
A very much reformed Doc Martin

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doc Liz,
Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken. But yes, I promise, cross my heart and hope to..err.. not be found out. Now, please sign this disclaimer that you consent to such things you may be asked to do in this 'casting' session. Yes, I am aware that soliciting sexual favors in exchange for employment in acting roles is illegal, but, hey, you're the one unzipping her dress. Nice ass! Now kindly bend over.
Yours
Doc Martin (disbarred)
Investors wanted in all time great porn movie.

Dear Found Out,

Well, I don't want to have to admit to myself that I drove all this way for nothing so come on, let's get this over with.

But no, I am not going to bend over. You are going to lay down on this dirty floor and cup my knees so they don't get scraped and I'm going to get something out of this - and you - whether it takes two minutes or twenty minutes!


- Doctor "This Next Movie Is Going To Be About A Cowgirl" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

I'm shocked! You're more fitting for a part where you play a man who likes to ease drop in poor, defenseless, innocent women's closets. You seem to be good at that.

Hey, I pay him to hide in my closet and guard my shoes from JP and Vic so give the poor (wait, how can an investor be poor?) guy a break, JJ.

He's a good boy and just doing what he's told.

JJ, how could you say that? I confessed long ago to Dr. Liz about those few indiscretions as a younger man, and she dismissed them as normal curiosity, and that as I did not act upon them, I was forgiven. With the subsequent treatments from Dr. Liz and her assistants, I was cured of all my curiosities.

If you sense that I know too much about you, it is not from invading your privacy. I have watched you for several years now on this message board, and if you were an open book, it would be in the back room of a public library on the erotic literature shelf !

Cured, hypnotized, re-addicted, toe-may-toes, toh-mah-toes lol

JJ is an open book. I like to invite her over and adorn my coffee table whenever we have guests over. And speaking of videos, I happen to know of one starring her in the back room of a public library. I believe it's called "JJ Blows Everyone At The New Jersey Public Library For Christmas". I'm sure you've seen it because I'm pretty sure you were listed as the Executive Producer in the credits. You were probably just trying to be a gentleman and not mention it, right?

 

[investor2020]

I can neither confirm nor deny your observation, Dr. Liz. What happens in the back room of the library, stays in the back room of the library !

p.s. JJ has no idea I shot that video from behind the bookshelf that contained "Non-consensual Peek-a-Boo Sexual Behavior" videos. . . but please don't tell JJ. (and I didn't realize the library allowed them to be checked out . . . how did you find it? I'm not positive but I don't think I brought a copy to one of my "How to . . . " treatment sessions, did I? )

 

[LizVegas79]

I can neither confirm nor deny your observation, Dr. Liz. What happens in the back room of the library, stays in the back room of the library !

p.s. JJ has no idea I shot that video from behind the bookshelf that contained "Non-consensual Peek-a-Boo Sexual Behavior" videos. . . but please don't tell JJ. (and I didn't realize the library allowed them to be checked out . . . how did you find it? I'm not positive but I don't think I brought a copy to one of my "How to . . . " ) treatment sessions, did I? )

You did not. But I have a few rogue cops and disgraced detectives at my beck and call who will do anything I ask for an exchange of services shall we say.

I don't fault you for buying that new pretty BMW of yours with the royalties from your Naughty Back Rooms of Public Library series. I'm actually a little jealous because I wish I had thought of it first. But no, there's no reason JJ has to know anything about any of this. It can be our little secret. But I want a cut. Say 30%?

 

[investor2020]

I'm sorry, Dr. Liz, but all of the royalties to date went into the BMW purchase (which I have christened "Back-room Movie Wonder" after JJ - she was the driving force behind the vid). But perhaps, for secrets sake, we can work out something on royalties yet to come? I look forward to a compromise session with you.

 

[sixfoot4]

Dear Found Out,

Well, I don't want to have to admit to myself that I drove all this way for nothing so come on, let's get this over with.

But no, I am not going to bend over. You are going to lay down on this dirty floor and cup my knees so they don't get scraped and I'm going to get something out of this - and you - whether it takes two minutes or twenty minutes!


- Doctor "This Next Movie Is Going To Be About A Cowgirl" Liz

Dear Dr Liz,
It all played out perfectly, even to the last with you demanding it your way, cowgirl, my favorite Kama sutra (showing my age) position! Hey guys, this lady goes like a train! I still think a break for a burger after 3 hours was not an unreasonable request.
Doc 'Walking bow legged helps' Martin

 

[LizVegas79]

I'm sorry, Dr. Liz, but all of the royalties to date went into the BMW purchase (which I have christened "Back-room Movie Wonder" after JJ - she was the driving force behind the vid). But perhaps, for secrets sake, we can work out something on royalties yet to come? I look forward to a compromise session with you.

"Sure. We can have a compromise session. But I should warn you
I usually come out on top in most compromises. I'm not exactly
sure why. Maybe it has something to do with my karma being better
than your karma. But if you want to risk it ...."

 

[JerseyJade]

Hey, @LizVegas79 and @investor2020 . I have questions! LOTS of questions!

One: Who's responsible for sneaking into the back room at the Public Library and recording video of me giving out Christmas presents without my consent??? Was that you, Investor??? Considering you are the Executive Producer of this video and I know you would be too cheap to hire a cameraman, I'm thinking it was YOU! You should be ashamed of yourself and I hope Santa gives you LOTS of coal this Christmas. You deserve it!

Two: Liz, I'm disappointed in you. You promised that our coffee table visits would be our secret. And if you remember, the last time I visited, I told you about all the Christmas presents I would be giving out in a backroom at the Public Library this Christmas Season. Are you the one who told Investor about that??? That was supposed to be a secret, ya know.

And finally, Three: So apparently Investor got a BMW and Liz is getting a 30% cut on the royalties of video of me giving out Christmas presents in a backroom at the New Jersey Public Library. WTF! WHERE'S MY SHARE???

You guys better think again about who gets what? I happen to know those few rogue cops and disgraced detectives that Liz knows,.. from when I was working at the Clinic... and they like me just as much as they like Liz. And if I have to... I will make them like me even more than Liz, so WATCH OUT!

Have a nice day.

 

[investor2020]

JJ, I can neither confirm nor deny your accusations . . . and where's the proof? (and a small print item in a questionable internet site where anyone can make up a story) is not acceptable evidence!

Your share? Just an impartial observation, but based on what Dr. Liz said, the video shows that you got MORE than your share.

 

[JerseyJade]

Your share? Just an impartial observation, but based on what Dr. Liz said, the video shows that you got MORE than your share.

Hey, unlike YOU.. i had to work at it to get MY share. I'm not complaining, though.. I loved giving out Christmas presents in the back room at a Public Library. But you and Liz.. you guys didn't do anything to contribute and now you're taking advantage of my hard work. Okay, I wasn't the one who was complaining of it being "hard", but that's besides the point. Like I said, you 2 better rethink this or you might be getting some unwelcome visitors.

 

[investor2020]

I agree, JJ, that you have much more "hands on" experience than me (and mine are solo). But you do have a point or two (and certainly had more than one or two in the video - which I still disclaim), so perhaps there is a way in which Dr. Liz and I can find a compromise with you. It will, however, require the three of us to get together to work it out. (and please don't twist "three" into "threesome" as that is not what I'm hopinxxx. . . er, damn auto correct . . . suggesting at all).

We may have to postpone the meeting until after the Holidays, as I presume your gift giving (and hopefully, your strength) will continue for a while yet. But be careful, Santa knows if you've been bad of good (and that's without talking to the giftees) !

 

[LizVegas79]

Lets all calm the fuck down and discuss this like reasonable adults.

First off, JJ: although my usual reaction is to approach any threat head-on, I have no desire to see which one of us will end up in a hole out in the Mojave first (it would be you sweetie but let's not argue about that).

Two, you are one of my favorite coffee table books. I love how open you are and how good you look on my coffee table and how willing you are to let anyone ... umm, read you.

And three, I am just as disappointed as you in Investor because I found out about his secret camera setup and his profiteering off your Christmas gifts in the back room of the New Jersey public library on the internet just like everyone else. It wasn't until I had a tax attorney acquaintance of mine run a credit check on him I found out about the Beamer.

Fourthly: I didn't expect Investor to cut me in on the profits since I had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with them but I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask and to my great surprise and delight, out of the generosity of his heart he agreed. Of course my next correspondence with him was going to be to ask him to cut you in on 1/3 of the profits too (as evidenced by the draft belonotew) but you found out about his diabolical deception of the BOTH OF US before I could send it and naturally had a strong, though totally understandable reaction to it (except for the threats directed at me part, which I am willing to overlook)>

December 20, 2022
Dear Investor,
I believe it is only right to cut JJ in on an equal share of the profits from your little video series that you created involving her generosity at Christmas time in the back rooms of the New Jersey public library system. Furthermore, I am so inspired by JJ's tremendous generosity of spirit that I wish to donate my share of the profits from your scandalous exploitation of her to the charity of her choice (i.e., The Well-Hung Friends of the New Jersey Public Library, LLC).
Sincerely and most disappointed in you,
Dr. Liz

Investor, I applaud your inclination and desire to reconcile. I find the threeway you described to be acceptable with me if it is with JJ. As an additional comment, in my humble opinion, I believe JJ has come up with a far better title for the scandalous video series you created. "Christmas Presents by JJ in the Backroom of the Public Library" seems to me to have a desirable, highly marketable sophistication to it that will help you differentiate it from most of the pornographic dreck out there. For this I believe you could even charge a significant premium. Furthermore, you should consider approaching JJ with a contract to expand her gift giving to other public library systems. There are 49 other States besides New Jersey. I invite you to do the math and make her a fair offer. I would be willing to bet if you cover her travel and lodging expenses, she will be more than willing to travel the country to gift give in the backrooms of every public library in our great nation.

Now, I have to go shopping. I have no idea what to wear to this threeway!

Merry Christmas!
Doctor Liz

 

[LupineOne]

Lets all calm the fuck down and discuss this like reasonable adults.

First off, JJ: although my usual reaction is to approach any threat head-on, I have no desire to see which one of us will end up in a hole out in the Mojave first (it would be you sweetie but let's not argue about that).

Two, you are one of my favorite coffee table books. I love how open you are and how good you look on my coffee table and how willing you are to let anyone ... umm, read you.

And three, I am just as disappointed as you in Investor because I found out about his secret camera setup and his profiteering off your Christmas gifts in the back room of the New Jersey public library on the internet just like everyone else. It wasn't until I had a tax attorney acquaintance of mine run a credit check on him I found out about the Beamer.

Fourthly: I didn't expect Investor to cut me in on the profits since I had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with them but I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask and to my great surprise and delight, out of the generosity of his heart he agreed. Of course my next correspondence with him was going to be to ask him to cut you in on 1/3 of the profits too (as evidenced by the draft belonotew) but you found out about his diabolical deception of the BOTH OF US before I could send it and naturally had a strong, though totally understandable reaction to it (except for the threats directed at me part, which I am willing to overlook)>

December 20, 2022
Dear Investor,
I believe it is only right to cut JJ in on an equal share of the profits from your little video series that you created involving her generosity at Christmas time in the back rooms of the New Jersey public library system. Furthermore, I am so inspired by JJ's tremendous generosity of spirit that I wish to donate my share of the profits from your scandalous exploitation of her to the charity of her choice (i.e., The Well-Hung Friends of the New Jersey Public Library, LLC).
Sincerely and most disappointed in you,
Dr. Liz

Investor, I applaud your inclination and desire to reconcile. I find the threeway you described to be acceptable with me if it is with JJ. As an additional comment, in my humble opinion, I believe JJ has come up with a far better title for the scandalous video series you created. "Christmas Presents by JJ in the Backroom of the Public Library" seems to me to have a desirable, highly marketable sophistication to it that will help you differentiate it from most of the pornographic dreck out there. For this I believe you could even charge a significant premium. Furthermore, you should consider approaching JJ with a contract to expand her gift giving to other public library systems. There are 49 other States besides New Jersey. I invite you to do the math and make her a fair offer. I would be willing to bet if you cover her travel and lodging expenses, she will be more than willing to travel the country to gift give in the backrooms of every public library in our great nation.

Now, I have to go shopping. I have no idea what to wear to this threeway!

Merry Christmas!
Doctor Liz

Brilliant, Dr. Liz!!

 

[LizVegas79]

"Doctor Liz isn't available at the moment. Is there something
I can help you with perhaps?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"It's okay if our session goes long. My staff will cover my afternoon
appointments. You're making good progress today. So, where were we?"

 

[Pad_Foot]

Doc?
I have developed an irrational fear of being impaled a woman’s shoe. This came about suddenly in your office during our last session at about the time you stretched and put your feet in my lap.

I have this need to worship the very things that are creating my fear. Is licking a dangerous weopon rational?

Well Heeled

 

[Pad_Foot]

Humph. The Doctor is not in? On holiday when her patients are in need?? Granted in person office is best, but I would sign up for a zoom session!

 

[LizVegas79]

Doc?
I have developed an irrational fear of being impaled a woman’s shoe. This came about suddenly in your office during our last session at about the time you stretched and put your feet in my lap.

I have this need to worship the very things that are creating my fear. Is licking a dangerous weopon rational?

Well Heeled

Humph. The Doctor is not in? On holiday when her patients are in need?? Granted in person office is best, but I would sign up for a zoom session!

Dear Fearful of Stilettos,

No fear is irrational when it's yours. The good news is I can help you learn that a sexy pair of stilettos can be used for punishment, or kindness.

Licking a dangerous weapon is not rational, but, it can be highly stimulating. Playing with danger is a fun kink that most of enjoying toying with from time to time. Like getting caught fucking in public. Jail time or a good time? Roll the dice and find out I always say.

When I put my feet in your lap I was attempting to show you that you need not be afraid of what you admire and desire.

But, perhaps I was a little hasty jumping to an advanced position with my Loubie's on.

How's this for a warm-up introduction to just my tootsies first?

They're not as intimidating when they aren't armed right?


- Doctor "We Can Take This As Slow As Necessary" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

I usually don't drink during a session but, mmm, this is really good wine.

What kind is it?

Wait, don't answer that. Keep focused on your therapy

 

[LizVegas79]

"No, sweetie, you're not cured yet. You're still very, very ... broken. But,
I promise I'll do my best to help you next year. Now let's lock the door,
get you out of that pretty dress and open that champagne, shall we?"