Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[clistenovena]

How convenient that I am indeed Swedish.

She can play with both of mine.

Something tells me that she would enjoy doing just that.

 

[Ovidius]

Something tells me that she would enjoy doing just that.

Of course she would, especially after the training I would giver her. Devices that would shoot jolts of ecstasy up both her holes, and around her nipples, as soon as she behaved in an even mildly pleasing manner. In the end she would receive an immense pleasure from just licking my balls.

 

[clistenovena]

Of course she would, especially after the training I would giver her. Devices that would shoot jolts of ecstasy up both her holes, and around her nipples, as soon as she behaved in an even mildly pleasing manner. In the end she would receive an immense pleasure from just licking my balls.

You seem to have all the answers already. Suggesting that book was just nonsense on my part.

~grabs the intercom...distracted briefly by its phallic shape...speaks hurriedly~

"Paging Dr. Liz. Paging Dr. Liz. Your expertise is needed. STAT!"

 

[JerseyJade]

Of course she would, especially after the training I would giver her. Devices that would shoot jolts of ecstasy up both her holes, and around her nipples, as soon as she behaved in an even mildly pleasing manner. In the end she would receive an immense pleasure from just licking my balls.

Well that's all find and dandy... just a little warning though. Stay away from Liz's stack of vibrating dildos. She don't like no one touching them. Don't believe me? Just ask Nova.

 

[clistenovena]

Well that's all find and dandy... just a little warning though. Stay away from Liz's stack of vibrating dildos. She don't like no one touching them. Don't believe me? Just ask Nova.

Damn straight. Lesson. Learned.

 

[JerseyJade]

Damn straight. Lesson. Learned.

 

[investor]

https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=TlO7GAFugskA-g

 

[investor]

Dear Dr. Liz -

After posting the above, I realize that I may need some help. Does your clinic provide any MRT care (Memory Retention Therapy)? . . . perhaps in conjunction with the Whisky Therapy Room, wherein Nova and/or JJ could assist.

signed,

Forgetful investor

 

[JerseyJade]

https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=TlO7GAFugskA-g

Dear Dr. Liz -

After posting the above, I realize that I may need some help. Does your clinic provide any MRT care (Memory Retention Therapy)? . . . perhaps in conjunction with the Whisky Therapy Room, wherein Nova and/or JJ could assist.

signed,

Forgetful investor

LMAO!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Oh, um, apropos of nothing, there's no Whisky left at the moment. I wandered into the Whisky Room on the way to the garage the day after Christmas, and started taking inventory.

There are 42 empty bottles, plus a bottle of K-Mart vodka that I would only use to remove stains and a half bottle of cherry brandy covered in dust.

I have orders in to Scotland, Kentucky, Canada and Ireland. No word on delivery. I have a call in to a guy who's great-grandfather used to deliver Whisky to a Gentleman in Chicago. Al something I think. His rates area little high, but he guarantees delivery or, quote "I'll whack that lazy driver". Corporal punishment? Is that ok under OSHA?

I told him I would have to sample the product first. I'm meeting him in the desert at midnight. I'm taking the Caddy. See you in the morning.

 

[RustyIron]

Oh, um, apropos of nothing, there's no Whisky left at the moment. I wandered into the Whisky Room on the way to the garage the day after Christmas, and started taking inventory.

There are 42 empty bottles, plus a bottle of K-Mart vodka that I would only use to remove stains and a half bottle of cherry brandy covered in dust.

I have orders in to Scotland, Kentucky, Canada and Ireland. No word on delivery. I have a call in to a guy who's great-grandfather used to deliver Whisky to a Gentleman in Chicago. Al something I think. His rates area little high, but he guarantees delivery or, quote "I'll whack that lazy driver". Corporal punishment? Is that ok under OSHA?

I told him I would have to sample the product first. I'm meeting him in the deserted midnight. I'm taking the Caddy. See you in the morning.

No Whisky WTF, what kind of therapy is it without whisky, ahh well Happy new year to one and all.

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh, um, apropos of nothing, there's no Whisky left at the moment. I wandered into the Whisky Room on the way to the garage the day after Christmas, and started taking inventory.

There are 42 empty bottles, plus a bottle of K-Mart vodka that I would only use to remove stains and a half bottle of cherry brandy covered in dust.

I have orders in to Scotland, Kentucky, Canada and Ireland. No word on delivery. I have a call in to a guy who's great-grandfather used to deliver Whisky to a Gentleman in Chicago. Al something I think. His rates area little high, but he guarantees delivery or, quote "I'll whack that lazy driver". Corporal punishment? Is that ok under OSHA?

I told him I would have to sample the product first. I'm meeting him in the desert at midnight. I'm taking the Caddy. See you in the morning.

Is there anyway you can pick up Antonio and his 6 brothers on your way back here? Just asking.

 

[clistenovena]

Dear Dr. Liz -

After posting the above, I realize that I may need some help. Does your clinic provide any MRT care (Memory Retention Therapy)? . . . perhaps in conjunction with the Whisky Therapy Room, wherein Nova and/or JJ could assist.

signed,

Forgetful investor

Investor, she will be able to help you with all your needs. And she's a handy-dandy reminder of the exact year. You're welcome.

https://i.imgur.com/KUDaNRem.jpg

 

[clistenovena]

No Whisky WTF, what kind of therapy is it without whisky, ahh well Happy new year to one and all.

Umm, the Whisky Therapy Room is very ready for our client's therapy needs.

https://i.imgur.com/ghBjbTYm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/I9Ghgvhm.jpg

 

[investor]

Thank you, Nova, for your concerns for my well-being. And your addition of Memory Retention Therapy to the care offered in the WTR is appreciated.

I look forward to regular visits to the Whisky Therapy Room. With appropriate touches of single malt and MRT, I am sure the New Year will be a very satisfying one.

Bring on 2020!!

 

[peekingone]

Happy New Year to all. Cheers

 

[LizVegas79]

https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=TutwO3Kyb8IAPg

Santa, after reviewing Dr. Liz and her staff's behavior in 2019 . . . but there still may be hope . . . after all, it was Christmas Eve when Scrooge was visited . . . and a new thread means a new start, right? (oh I hope not, I rather liked the tone of the previous one! )

Dear Santa Writer,

Don't worry. Life here at my psycho-sexual therapy clinic should remain much as it was before - COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE!

Doctor "Surprise Me And I'll Surprise You Back" Liz

Please, take my money.

Dear Eager To Pay (And Pay And Pay And Pay Hopefully),

Oh my! Thank you!

I see we're paying for multiple sessions up front too, aren't we?


Doctor "Early Payment Fees Are Not Included" Liz

Okay, so I uh, liberated with twenty-seven autographed copies of "Behind the Green Door" from the Video store. Evidently there is a market for such things. I traded them for this:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3Bb8RjpdljxEDsi-N9Y6yQ4Ps_AHfOPpnlr66493PaWjh6TfLtw&s

Can I re-open the motor pool? (I mean if you're gonna ride, ride in style, eh?).

Then we can talk about my problems. But after Christmas. Can't wait for the first Taco Tuesday.

Signed,

Greasy but Grateful

PS: you can pay me in Taco Therapy for now...

Dear Executive VP of My Super Awesome Motor Pool,

Oh super cute! I love it! I have the perfect scarf to go with that pretty red car too!

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/02/14/300/10501416.jpg

Ooops, I dropped my pen.

Do you mind if I can't pay you all at once? I'd be happy to pay the first installment of of an installment plan if you'd like to follow me to Exam Room #1 though.

Doctor "I Do Late Fees" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Let's discuss webcams and the effects they have on the performers.

As I understand it, being neither an industry insider or an avid consumer, the practice has evolved from girls performing one-on-one for a pre-paid amount of time to girls performing in open sessions for multiple (hundreds? thousands?) of onlookers and collecting tips and promising to perform certain actions once goals have been reached. All the time wearing tip activated vibrators in their vaginas and/or rectums. Thus the present set-up obviously acts as a direct feedback loop, bringing immediate reward (money and sexual stimulation) in response to sexual behaviors.

To me it seems obvious that a once a young lady has spent any longer amount of time in that setting, her sexual behaviors should be heavily affected and more conformed to the desires of the market.

More precisely, I believe that the training also operates on a subliminal level, so the the result is not the conscious attainment of a set of skills but the actual formation of habits and attitudes on a deep personal level.

So, does the modern webcam industry train young girls to become perfect sex kittens? And, if so, how can it be encouraged?

Appendix
Young girl being trained: https://www.xnxx.com/video-u5m4314/fuck_a_huge_dick

Dear Scholarly Approach To Sex Kitten Training,

In short, yes.

By connecting a vibrating pleasure device (VPD) to some sort of online payment tracker software (OPTS), said vibrating pleasure device can be inserted into a woman's pleasure receptor area(s) (PRA) and she can be 100% purely market driven (over the edge multiple times hopefully )

You are correct that the resulting sex kitten training is subliminal and occurs only over a period of time spent working with the VPD, OPTS and her PRA. However, the market-based training and knowledge said sex kitten receives is highly prized and valuable.

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2018/09/30/300/20027386.jpg

So, umm, let's get started with my training okay?


Doctor "Sex Kitten In Training Volunteer #1" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Car porn. Drool.

It won't quite be car porn until I'm wearing my fave red, spaghetti strap cocktail dress, my giant black Liz Taylor movie star sunglasses, a white silk scarf wrapped around my head, and my black and red peep-toe Louboutin's propped up on the back of the passenger seat while JJ, Nova (in outfits of their choice natch!) and I are being chauffeured all around town by Taan in his fancy black chauffeur uniform

 

[lilsarah91]

When I went back to work at the grocery store, I swore to myself I wouldn't be the store fuck toy again, but last inventory night, they used almost 2 boxes of condoms on me and last night 5 boys fucked me after we closed up the store. Am I wrong for going back to the same pattern as before? Should I stop before things get out of control again?

 

[LizVegas79]

Hey! They wrote a book on this very subject! Maybe it can help with your question.

https://i.imgur.com/UmXTbE5m.jpg

No?? Oh. Well, it is called "Ask Dr. Liz" for a reason.

This is why we keep a small library of reading materials in our waiting room for our patients ...

... and apparently our staff too.

Nova, as soon as you're done memorizing every single trick in this book could you return it to the waiting room please? Everyone wants to "read" it all of a sudden.

mmmm ... she looks a bit Scandinavian.

Scandinavians are people too you know. (even only half Scandinavians like me)

Just a bit, right?

All she needs now is a big, strong Viking to complete the picture.

If only Jason Momoa owed me a favor I'd call him up and tell him to throw a bearskin on and get over her STAT!

Of course she would, especially after the training I would giver her. Devices that would shoot jolts of ecstasy up both her holes, and around her nipples, as soon as she behaved in an even mildly pleasing manner. In the end she would receive an immense pleasure from just licking my balls.

Mmmm, more training .... I love how the new year has started out with an emphasis on learning new things

You seem to have all the answers already. Suggesting that book was just nonsense on my part.

~grabs the intercom...distracted briefly by its phallic shape...speaks hurriedly~

"Paging Dr. Liz. Paging Dr. Liz. Your expertise is needed. STAT!"

I'll be there in a sec!

Just finishing up with three ... well, now just two ... oh wait, only one more patient to go .... oops! viola! there! All done!

Umm, could someone hand me a couple of tissues please?

And maybe a couple of Tic Tac's too, thanks .....

Well that's all find and dandy... just a little warning though. Stay away from Liz's stack of vibrating dildos. She don't like no one touching them. Don't believe me? Just ask Nova.

That was the old me, JJ. I turned over a new leaf this year. I promised myself to not go all crazy latina bitch on your asses anymore. Unless of course any of you deserve it. I mean, you have to meet me at least halfway right? I'm not pretending to be a saint. (that ship sailed about 25 years ago lol)

Damn straight. Lesson. Learned.

That's strange, Nova. You told me my hand prints on your ass looked hot and that you "weren't sure" you learned your lesson last year

 

[LizVegas79]

When I went back to work at the grocery store, I swore to myself I wouldn't be the store fuck toy again, but last inventory night, they used almost 2 boxes of condoms on me and last night 5 boys fucked me after we closed up the store. Am I wrong for going back to the same pattern as before? Should I stop before things get out of control again?

Dear Grocery Store Fuck Toy,

Wow, they used almost two boxes of condoms on you? Umm, is your store hiring? I don't really need a second job anymore. But all of a sudden I really, REALLY want a second job now.

I'd say stopping "before things get out of control again" might no longer be an option. LOL. However, that's not necessarily a bad thing. You are a sexual being. You are in fact a very, VERY sexual being Sarah. And that's okay.

My advice is always be yourself and do what makes YOU happy. Are you the grocery store fuck toy because you hate stocking shelves and checking out customers so you need people to cover for you so that you won't get fired? Or are you the grocery store fuck toy because you're actually wicked smart and get bored easy and you enjoy making others happy about their sad, pitiful lives?

When we start noticing our patterns it doesn't necessarily mean that we have to break our patterns. It's simply an opportunity to evaluate whether or not we are on a path that brings us joy and makes us happy.

If you are, then change nothing.

If you aren't, then yes, stop being a fuck toy.

Doctor "Let Me Know If I Need To Find My Lucky Interview Outfit" Liz

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dear Dr Liz,

So, I started talking with this guy on lit, and we decided to have a video chat. I settle in my bedroom with some wine, sign in to skype, and we start talking. Rather quickly, he says “Please address me as Master Dick”. Now, we had not discussed any role play of any sort, so I do the only appropriate thing, and start laughing. Here is the problem, I can’t stop. Not only do I laugh so hard I fell off my bed, couldn’t even stop to get up, but wine like shot out of my nose. I kid you not. Not my most attractive moment. Anyway, he hung up without saying a word. I sent an apology message, but he hasn’t responded.

But back to the actual problem at hand, do you have any suggestions on how to get the wine to stop burning? and what about the fact that I have a big bruise on my ass but I am still laughing too hard to stand?

Signed,
Is laughter always the best medicine.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://www.bing.com/images/blob?bcid=TlO7GAFugskA-g

Dear Dr. Liz -

After posting the above, I realize that I may need some help. Does your clinic provide any MRT care (Memory Retention Therapy)? . . . perhaps in conjunction with the Whisky Therapy Room, wherein Nova and/or JJ could assist.

signed,

Forgetful investor

Dear Forgetful,

We're here for you sweetie. We're all here for you.

All six of our hands,

All thirty of our fingers,

All thirty of our toes.

All six of our ... all three of our ... is any of this helping, sweetie?

Poor thing. Usually I get furious pissed if a guy I've been with says he doesn't remember me but for some reason I'm feeling much more forgiving with you.

JJ? Nova? What do you think?

Doctor "It's Not Okay That You Don't Remember Me But ...." Liz

Happy New Year to all. Cheers

YOU TOO SWEETIE!

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh, um, apropos of nothing, there's no Whisky left at the moment. I wandered into the Whisky Room on the way to the garage the day after Christmas, and started taking inventory.

There are 42 empty bottles, plus a bottle of K-Mart vodka that I would only use to remove stains and a half bottle of cherry brandy covered in dust.

I have orders in to Scotland, Kentucky, Canada and Ireland. No word on delivery. I have a call in to a guy who's great-grandfather used to deliver Whisky to a Gentleman in Chicago. Al something I think. His rates area little high, but he guarantees delivery or, quote "I'll whack that lazy driver". Corporal punishment? Is that ok under OSHA?

I told him I would have to sample the product first. I'm meeting him in the desert at midnight. I'm taking the Caddy. See you in the morning.

Have a safe trip Tan! And ask if they have an installment plan. Or tell them I'll trade some Taco Therapy for the next shipment. They can have their choice of JJ or Nova or have them both, it doesn't matter to me - just get our Whiskey Therapy Room back up to speed or your ass is in big trouble! :caning:

No Whisky WTF, what kind of therapy is it without whisky, ahh well Happy new year to one and all.

Dear Valued Perverts, I Mean Customers,

Thank you for your understanding during this period of difficult and uncertain delivery. Our Whiskey Therapy Room will be up and running shortly I promise (you do NOT want to know what will happen if it's not, trust me!)

JJ and Nova will be more than willing to make it up to any and all of you anyway that you poor, wonderful pervs desire.

Just ask for either (or both, I don't care ) of them at the front desk.

Doctor "Make My Whiskey Therapy Room Happen Or Else!" Liz

Is there anyway you can pick up Antonio and his 6 brothers on your way back here? Just asking.

Good idea JJ! They can help carry the cases of scotch and then their muscles will be all big and ripped and popping when they get here so that we can watch them unload the truck.

(and then thank them "properly" of course after they are done )

Investor, she will be able to help you with all your needs. And she's a handy-dandy reminder of the exact year. You're welcome.

https://i.imgur.com/KUDaNRem.jpg

Every time I wear this sweater I catch guys with perfect vision staring at my boobs LOL

Umm, the Whisky Therapy Room is very ready for our client's therapy needs.

https://i.imgur.com/ghBjbTYm.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/I9Ghgvhm.jpg

If Taco Therapy can't get a guy to open up and share his feelings, I love the idea that a little whiskey will help!

What do you think? Are my associates onto something or what?