Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

If Taco Therapy can't get a guy to open up and share his feelings, I love the idea that a little whiskey will help!

What do you think? Are my associates onto something or what?


Absolutely they are! It's comforting to know if I want to relax and open up, there's a bottle of bourbon there to help! I've never visited with doctor Liz before, but after looking around at the signs and welcome waiting room I know if I ever have an issue or question, I'll be well taken care of!

You will be taken care of VERY well I assure you.

All of our services are 100% guaranteed and come with a 50% money-back guarantee if you aren't completely satisfied (minus a small processing fee of approximately 50% of course )

You'll have to get in line and wait your turn, though.

https://i.imgur.com/OFTJSC9.jpg

JJ's right. We do get busy sometimes.

(we even get busy when we aren't busy - see 100% satisfaction guarantee above )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbf...Db6-tva27ANVOqILfrkRy71fQtWAWO3KYNdHqcBX9aYzQ


Baby....I won't do a line...and you know that dont you?...

Well, you're free to do as your please but it'll be your loss then.

Oh. Oh, well that's all right. I'm a patient sort. I promise I won't be this guy at the front of the line!

I hope not! We do have a YOU HAVE TO BE THIS TALL TO RIDE OUR RIDES sign in the Waiting Room and we do have a (new) YOU CAN"T BE THIS UGLY OR YOU CAN"T RIDE OUR RIDES EITHER sign too!

 

[saintcero]

Scrotal Piercing

Dear Dr. Liz.

I am giving some serious consideration to getting a scrotal piercing. My thinking is that a piercing on the centerline of my sack about halfway up the sack would be to my liking. Maybe a barbell there or maybe a ring that I could increase in size over time.

Any thoughts you have on this would be interesting. that includes location of the piercing, maybe more than one piercing location for the future, your own opinion of desirability and size of jewelry to be worn. Any healthwise thoughts?

Thanks,

soon to be 'holy' Saintcero.

 

[LizVegas79]

Whew. That was intense!

I met the Whisky supplier. Nice fellow, shame about the scar. Anyways. I have procured 118 bottles of prime Scotch, Irish, Bourbon, Tennessee and Canadian Rye from him. I know its prime because I sampled each one myself. I actually sampled 157 bottles, but rejected those that were sub-standard.

On a separate subject: what day is it exactly? I have to get ready for New Years' Eve.

The gent from Chicago has agreed to a deferred payment plan. He will be here for Taco therapy every Tuesday for the foreseeable future just as the clinic closes. He said something about wanting the therapists to "limber up" first.

Tell JJ that the Gentleman has kindly given Antonio and his brothers a job as his delivery team. He must not pay them very well, because they do not appear to own any shirts. Don't worry, I don't expect we will need any product until the next inventory.

I have to go. The Caddy is a little dusty and it needs a wash and wax. Antonio brought Angela and well, she seems to need something to occupy her hands, so, um, she's going to help.

Signed

Getting His Chassis Washed

PS., Uh, I think there's another pen over there, under the desk...

Dear Clean Chassis,

If it turns out that Angela is good with her hands or if she demonstrates any other noteworthy (i.e., mind blowing) skills please send her over to my office when you are finished putting her to work. Since BustyBettie seems to be jet-setting around the world again we are in desperate need of a new Italian Taco Therapist.

That's wonderful news! Excellent job on procuring the booze for our Whiskey Therapy Room!!

Feel free to take a free JJ and a free Nova out of petty cash and do with them as you please. (just be sure to write up a detailed performance review for each of them so that I can read it three or five times as needed and then put it in their employee files for future reference for whenever "the need" comes up).

Tell "the gent from Chicago" he can do as he pleases with either JJ or Nova as many times as he wants. I don't care. I just want, okay need , to know about it. If he needs a stack of performance review forms let me know. If either JJ or Nova aren't completely and fully compromising for him or his weird, perverted fetishes, please report them to me and I will handle it.

That is so sad that Antonio and his brothers can't afford any shirts. Wish there was something I could do for them but there isn't. (and DO NOT under any circumstances tell them about our storage room full of lost and found clothes - those are, umm, for the poor. We're donating all the left behind men's clothes to the poor so we don't have any to give Antonio and his brothers. The clinic really needs the charitable deduction or we're going to get clobbered on taxes this year!)

Doctor "I Need That Shirt Off Your Back Now Please" Liz

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Liz, since Antonio and his 6 brothers couldn't be here to celebrate Christmas with us, we decided to celebrate Christmas tonight. Better late than never, right?

Anyway, Antonio seems to be helping Angela with something, so he isn't here right now... but that's okay, his 6 brothers are, so all is good.

Oh yeah. I won't be coming in tomorrow for obvious reasons, Liz. I know you'll understand.


Merry Christmas everyone!

Of course, I totally understand! I hope you enjoyed your festivities!

ARE YOU ABLE TO WALK YET SWEETIE??

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr Liz,

You give me hope. Should I make a deposit, or?

Dear Hopeful,

Yes. A wire transfer would be best.

Euros or Swiss Francs preferably.

After which, we will of course tend to "your problem" - is it still very, very pronounced? (I hope )


Doctor "Offshore Accounts Rule" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Generally, I am a quick-witted fellow who is ready to offer a facetious response to any and all situations; however, since the new year has rolled in, I am finding it increasingly difficult to do so. Recently, I was drinking my troubles away in a honkey tonk down in Mexico when this age-wizened man approached me and told me in the best English he could muster that I should seek you out because you would have just what I needed to get my spirits back online again. Of course, I asked what, and he alluded to an intense 48-hour session of me performing oral sex on your staff, one right after the other, in every position imaginable and with no breaks in between.

Was this man truly the deliverer of your message, Dr. Liz, or was he just a derelict having fun with my emotions?

Signed: Funny ain't funny if no one is laughing

Dear FAFINOIL,

Well, for one thing, I'm a girl so I don't have a staff. If you're looking for that sort of thing, I'm sorry but I don't believe I can help you. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. It's just not a service that we are equipped to offer.

As to this man's motivations I can't really say. Many of my male patients have gone totally insane and are living a semi-nude lifestyle on the beaches of Mexico. Why this keeps happening to me I don't know. I mean, they leave my clinic with big happy smiles on their faces. The fact that some of them are drooling and can barely speak is a mystery to me though. I hate to admit it, but although I know a lot about what makes guys tick, there are some things about them that remain a total mystery to me (i.e., watching 8 hours of football without barely moving).

Doctor "Laughter Is The Second-Best Medicine" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

Of course, I totally understand! I hope you enjoyed your festivities!

ARE YOU ABLE TO WALK YET SWEETIE??

Yeah, I'll just need to use one of the handicap parking spots for a few days. Oh yeah.... can you make sure the door that the wheelchair ramp goes to is unlocked? Appreciate it.

 

[LizVegas79]

JJ, Liz sure is fast and loose with tossing our names out there for use, isn't she?

Gotta love that in a boss.

I forgot to mention we're a little late on the cellphone bill to so I made arrangements for the West Coast Collections Department at T-Mobile to stop by and ask for you and JJ by name.

Do whatever they ask.

Thanks sweeties!

But then they'll "read" it and get it all sticky and goopy!

Hmm, good point. I better get another box of tissues for the Waiting Room.

Which reminds me, the Collections Department for Kleenex Brands is going to be stopping by this week and asking for you and JJ by name too ....

Would *I* say something like that??

Hells yeah, I would.

 

[JerseyJade]

I forgot to mention we're a little late on the cellphone bill to so I made arrangements for the West Coast Collections Department at T-Mobile to stop by and ask for you and JJ by name.

Do whatever they ask.

Thanks sweeties!





Hmm, good point. I better get another box of tissues for the Waiting Room.

Which reminds me, the Collections Department for Kleenex Brands is going to be stopping by this week and asking for you and JJ by name too ....

Uh, oh! We're going to need a lot more Tic Tacs!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I forgot to mention we're a little late on the cellphone bill to so I made arrangements for the West Coast Collections Department at T-Mobile to stop by and ask for you and JJ by name.

Do whatever they ask.

Thanks sweeties!





Hmm, good point. I better get another box of tissues for the Waiting Room.

Which reminds me, the Collections Department for Kleenex Brands is going to be stopping by this week and asking for you and JJ by name too ....

I was in their offices (just a coincidence, I assure you) and I offered to pay your debt. It only cost you this:

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[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz.

I am giving some serious consideration to getting a scrotal piercing. My thinking is that a piercing on the centerline of my sack about halfway up the sack would be to my liking. Maybe a barbell there or maybe a ring that I could increase in size over time.

Any thoughts you have on this would be interesting. that includes location of the piercing, maybe more than one piercing location for the future, your own opinion of desirability and size of jewelry to be worn. Any healthwise thoughts?

Thanks,

soon to be 'holy' Saintcero.

Dear Holy One,

I say go for it!

I mean, I love when a new client (or a new applicant) comes into my office, sits in front of my desk, crosses her legs and I catch a glint of light reflecting back at me.

My curiosity always gets the better of me and I invariably skip forward to the part in the interview where I ask them to strip for their physical. So if a little piece of discreet jewelry always helps them get pushed to the top of my favorite client list (or hired!) then why wouldn't it work for a guy too?

I think your positioning sounds absolutely delicious.

And that you're smart to start off with something small that you can increase to something bigger later.

Re: health concerns, you know what they say: cleanliness is critical if you want to hear those five magic words: "sure okay, that sounds fun"

After you get it I'll give you a 100% Free personal exam. Just ask for me at the Receptionist's desk and tell her that you're wearing discreet jewelry.

Doctor "Tell Me About Your Discreet Jewelry" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

I was in their offices (just a coincidence, I assure you) and I offered to pay your debt. It only cost you this:

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Awww .... aren't you sweet? I'm sure Nova and JJ will be disappointed about not giving out a bunch of freebies to nerdy accountants but no worries. I've got a Visa bill I have zero intention of paying that you (and they!) wouldn't believe!

So, umm, does that mean I sort of kind of owe you a favor now?

Despite loaning out JJ and Nova to cover my debts sometimes, SOME debts I actually don't mind paying myself

 

[clistenovena]

https://i.imgur.com/kbc2MeL.jpg


Oh yeah. I won't be coming in tomorrow for obvious reasons, Liz. I know you'll understand.

ARE YOU ABLE TO WALK YET SWEETIE??

Prolly not, but she sure can swallow juuuuuuuuuuuust fine.

Dear Clean Chassis,

Feel free to take a free JJ and a free Nova out of petty cash and do with them as you please. (just be sure to write up a detailed performance review for each of them so that I can read it three or five times as needed and then put it in their employee files for future reference for whenever "the need" comes up).

Tell "the gent from Chicago" he can do as he pleases with either JJ or Nova as many times as he wants. I don't care. I just want, okay need, to know about it. If he needs a stack of performance review forms let me know. If either JJ or Nova aren't completely and fully compromising for him or his weird, perverted fetishes, please report them to me and I will handle it.

JJ, did you see this?? Liz is loaning us out again!!!

(Isn't she just lovely.)

I was in their offices (just a coincidence, I assure you) and I offered to pay your debt. It only cost you this:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e1a5235cdab67a4c4140416da149bd9d/2499be8378a3b889-de/s500x750/b7cb81a66644c9580cc9a04cd8888fad73eb1741.gifv

Damn. She's *real* good.

Despite loaning out JJ and Nova to cover my debts sometimes, SOME debts I actually don't mind paying myself

JJ! There's gonna be a show! Time for popcorn. Extra butter.

 

[clistenovena]

Just to say...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbf...Db6-tva27ANVOqILfrkRy71fQtWAWO3KYNdHqcBX9aYzQ

Live from Darryl's House!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Prolly not, but she sure can swallow juuuuuuuuuuuust fine.



JJ, did you see this?? Liz is loaning us out again!!!

(Isn't she just lovely.)



Damn. She's *real* good.



JJ! There's gonna be a show! Time for popcorn. Extra butter.

I'll take some of that butter, too
*Side eyes at Liz*

I'm going to get my money's worth

 

[JerseyJade]

Prolly not, but she sure can swallow juuuuuuuuuuuust fine.

Well I was taught it's not polite to spit... and you know me, I always try to be polite.

JJ, did you see this?? Liz is loaning us out again!!!

(Isn't she just lovely.)

Honesty, Nova? I have never felt so used, abused and taken advantage of as I feel right now!

I LOVE this feeling!

Why is Liz treating us so nice lately? I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little suspicious.

Damn. She's *real* good.



JJ! There's gonna be a show! Time for popcorn. Extra butter.

I'll bring some paper and pens so we can take notes.

 

[LizVegas79]

JJ! There's gonna be a show! Time for popcorn. Extra butter.

Don't get too comfy on our comfy leather viewing couch Nova - this show is
going to be all about audience participation!!

I'll take some of that butter, too
*Side eyes at Liz*

I'm going to get my money's worth

See above. You might want to go ahead and double check that none of your draw strings
have a knot in them.

I LOVE this feeling!

Why is Liz treating us so nice lately? I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little suspicious.

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Why are you suspicious JJ? I'm not planning anything. I swear.

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Actually, it's true. We do offer various Taco Therapy programs for women as well.
Do you mind if I ask who told you about it? It's not something we generally mention
on our website because, well, you know, perverts. They're so easily excited."

 

[clistenovena]

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Why are you suspicious JJ? I'm not planning anything. I swear.

I'd scream, "RUN, JJ!! Run!!" but I'm kinda turned on by the thought of Liz's "not planning anything" for JJ, so all I can manage is a lil' moan right now.

 

[LizVegas79]

I'd scream, "RUN, JJ!! Run!!" but I'm kinda turned on by the thought of Liz's "not planning anything" for JJ, so all I can manage is a lil' moan right now.

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I swear I'm not planning anything, Nova.

Do you like that tea I made for you?

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Doctor Liz,

For some reason I recently have not been able to get the thought of a naked, leggy Latina woman straddling me as I sit in her office, and she demands that I attempt to satisfy her before I can begin my new employment position training under her supervision. These visions / dreams are very vivid and in depth and I could go on about the details in some length. Should I seek immediate medical attention for correction to this issue?

Sincerely,
Caught in an endless loop of exhaustive, but satisfying employee training

 

[BrainTeez]

My apologies

Dear BT,

It's a soon to be patented strain of MMJ called Dr Liz Kush specifically designed to stimulate the mind (and other vital organs ) for both males and females.

For the record, no man has been able to handle me, JJ and Nova at the same time so far. A few have tried. Thank god for the Mojave Desert is all I'm going to say about it because there is no way I'm springing for an AED - I don't even know what it is but it sounds expensive!

Yes, I do have an Rx for overcoming the effects of our Whiskey Therapy Room in order for men of a certain discreet age to be all they can be in our Taco Therapy Room. It's called Dr Liz Kush (see above). It's particularly effective when administered by either me or one of my "beguiling band of sisters" while we're wearing stilettos and a cute nurse's uniform that easy unzips down either the front or the back.

Re: your philosophical question, if you think you've crossed everything off your sexual bucket list, then you DEFINITELY need to make an appointment ASAP at my clinic because I guarantee you, my associates and I have thought of things you haven't even dreamed of (yet!) I promise or your money back.

Doctor "Let's Update Your Sexual Bucket List" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz,

My apologies for not acknowledging your taking the time to reply to my last post. I've been a bad boy. Shame on me. And, thank you for making my day. Now for a few thoughts:

1. You had me at "Dear BT"

2. I cannot lawfully purchase any MMJ as I live in a Bible-thumping locale overrun with people wearing MAGA ball caps. If we could cap their balls there would be fewer of them going forward, but, that's wishful thinking. So, I'll have to come to you to get some "Dr Liz Kush" (DLK). Do you know if it is covered by insurance and can I get a 90-day supply? Should I jet into Henderson or Northtown?

3. Don't feel badly about the men you've buried in the Mojave. I'm sure they all went out with a big smile on their faces ... you know, like the Joker. Seriously, not a bad way to go. And, no, you, JJ and Nova are not serial killers. Think of yourselves as Angels who expedite journeys to the next life.

4. As for the option of having the DLK administered by you or one of your band, YES, please! Can I get mine with a side of Cialis? Also, if stilettos and unzipped nurse's uniforms are involved I'll probably need you to have some IV adrenaline on hand for me as I'm not quite ready for the Mojave.

5. Don't worry, as long as you and your band keep posting I'll have lots of things to add to my bucket list. Of course, I'd always welcome any suggestions you might have. I'm sure I can come up with another reason to make an appointment with your clinic.

In closing let me say that you clever, articulate and sexually liberated women often bring a smile to my face. I'm sure many other Litsters would say the same. Keep those posts coming.

Affectionately,

BT

 

[clistenovena]

I swear I'm not planning anything, Nova.

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Do you like that tea I made for you?

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[JerseyJade]

3. Don't feel badly about the men you've buried in the Mojave. I'm sure they all went out with a big smile on their faces ... you know, like the Joker. Seriously, not a bad way to go. And, no, you, JJ and Nova are not serial killers. Think of yourselves as Angels who expedite journeys to the next life.

Liz, BT just gave me a brilliant idea! You should seriously consider expanding your business by starting up a Travel Agency! I mean, we're apparently already sending men to a better place... why not get paid for it, too?

 

[clistenovena]

3. Don't feel badly about the men you've buried in the Mojave. I'm sure they all went out with a big smile on their faces ... you know, like the Joker. Seriously, not a bad way to go. And, no, you, JJ and Nova are not serial killers. Think of yourselves as Angels who expedite journeys to the next life.

Liz, we need to hire this guy as our marketing director. I'll take him in the back office to interview him, k?

Liz, BT just gave me a brilliant idea! You should seriously consider expanding your business by starting up a Travel Agency! I mean, we're apparently already sending men to a better place... why not get paid for it, too?

Aaaaaannnnnnd this is why you're making the big bucks, JJ.

 

[JerseyJade]

Liz, we need to hire this guy as our marketing director. I'll take him in the back office to interview him, k?

Nova, when you're done interviewing BT, can you please grab my Tic Tacs on your way out. I left them on the desk when I did my last interview. Thanks.

And feel free to take some for yourself.

Aaaaaannnnnnd this is why you're making the big bucks, JJ.