Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

TEXT TO: The Doc

FROM: Tan

Hey Doc, I just woke up. Sorry.

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Did I miss the staff meeting? I know I was supposed to bring the baby oil, er lubricant, um that is, coffee. Yeah, coffee.

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Do you have any more of those gummy bears?

Signed

I've been dazed and confuse for so long...

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PS: Do you you by any chance know where I am just now?

For the gummy bears: check in the box in the supply room marked TOP SECRET - DO NOT OPEN.

No worries about sleeping in. Everyone seems to be cured around here. I guess all this self-quarantining is leading to a higher rate of connection with spouses and other loved ones. Who knew?

Please bring the "coffee" to the next staff meeting. We are definitely all out of "coffee" and until we find some "coffee" all future staff meetings will have to be put on hold.

I would have to know where I am to know where you are so I guess maybe we're both just two lost souls swimming in that fishbowl as they say.

Doc "Do These Chaps Look Cute On Me?" Liz

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1Dowjbmy7TM/XK0hAlehwII/AAAAAAAALOA/g8x-TiihtBMD34YdQOY9AAymK5JVSbegACLcBGAs/s400/you%2Bare%2Bhere%2Bvideoblocks%2Bdot%2Bcom.jpg

Perfect!

Thanks Nova. That's good. I thought I was lost. Now, if I can just remember how door knobs work...

I believe they work like this...

https://i.imgur.com/lERYZTJm.jpg

...but please try it out for yourself, just to be sure.

Then come tell us all about it?

Yeah, we'll need a full report Tan. Including a section on the meaning of various things that can be hung on doorknobs to convey a desired message.

 

[clistenovena]

~peeks in to see if JJ is still able to sit down~

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I believe they work like this...

https://i.imgur.com/lERYZTJm.jpg

...but please try it out for yourself, just to be sure.

Then come tell us all about it?

Oh, good. Yeah, it came back to me. The thong inspired a memory. (I'm keeping it, by the way). If you could just leave a bra by the next turn...

For the gummy bears: check in the box in the supply room marked TOP SECRET - DO NOT OPEN.

No worries about sleeping in. Everyone seems to be cured around here. I guess all this self-quarantining is leading to a higher rate of connection with spouses and other loved ones. Who knew?

Please bring the "coffee" to the next staff meeting. We are definitely all out of "coffee" and until we find some "coffee" all future staff meetings will have to be put on hold.

I would have to know where I am to know where you are so I guess maybe we're both just two lost souls swimming in that fishbowl as they say.

Doc "Do These Chaps Look Cute On Me?" Liz

CHAPS! Leather, so yes, they look cute on you; way cuter off you. (Yes, both Leather and assless pants are kinks.)

Perfect!





Yeah, we'll need a full report Tan. Including a section on the meaning of various things that can be hung on doorknobs to convey a desired message.

I will get on that. I know that a white lace thong is a universal friendly greeting. I believe tat's what the originally wanted to put on the Voyager probe.

 

[clistenovena]

If you could just leave a bra by the next turn...

Anything for you, Tan. Here you go.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/RShe6vRbMRrws/source.gif

 

[JerseyJade]

~peeks in to see if JJ is still able to sit down~

She hasn't caught me yet.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Anything for you, Tan. Here you go.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/RShe6vRbMRrws/source.gif

Thanks. You are sooo helpful. (That^^^ is a Sorcery that impresses me every time! David Copperfield may have made a 747 disappear, but making a bra disappear has practical, real world applications. Every. Single. Day. )

She hasn't caught me yet.

But I would have thought you'd want to get caught...

 

[LizVegas79]

She hasn't caught me yet.

But I would have thought you'd want to get caught...

UPDATE: She did. She knocked on my door Saturday night at 1AM and turned herself in voluntarily.
What happened after that is privileged owner therapist/employee therapist information.

 

[LizVegas79]

For the Waiting Room:

http://a1128.g.akamai.net/7/1128/497/0001/origin-d5.scene7.com/is/image/ProvideCommerce/easter-lily-blog120823

(thanks Investor! )

 

[JerseyJade]

UPDATE: She did. She knocked on my door Saturday night at 1AM and turned herself in voluntarily.
What happened after that is privileged owner therapist/employee therapist information.

She was very understanding, too.

 

[LizVegas79]

She was very understanding, too.

True. I let her choose her own handcuffs and of course she picked my furry pink ones because they looked so cute on her.

https://d266gltxjnum49.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/540x810/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/o/25/costume-accessory-kk89a-4119pink_1.jpg

 

[JerseyJade]

True. I let her choose her own handcuffs and of course she picked my furry pink ones because they looked so cute on her.

Well, I always try to look my best.. even when being humiliated.

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, I always try to look my best.. even when being humiliated.

Just because you were wearing handcuffs, I'm not sure how humiliated you can be while you're sipping expensive champagne and eating dark chocolate ice cream at 1:30AM in the morning while getting all caught up with your bestie.

Heck you were the one wearing jeans and a sweatshirt and shoes. I had to turn the heat on because I was just in a skimpy black satin nightie and freezing!

Plus I'm the one who got in trouble with her husband the next day for opening an expensive bottle of champagne without asking him! lol

 

[JerseyJade]

Just because you were wearing handcuffs, I'm not sure how humiliated you can be while you're sipping expensive champagne and eating dark chocolate ice cream at 1:30AM in the morning while getting all caught up with your bestie.

Heck you were the one wearing jeans and a sweatshirt and shoes. I had to turn the heat on because I was just in a skimpy black satin nightie and freezing!

Plus I'm the one who got in trouble with her husband the next day for opening an expensive bottle of champagne without asking him! lol

Oh... I'm sure you'll find a way to make him forgive you for that. Oh, btw, tell him thank you from me for the champagne. I never had anything like that before, let alone so expensive. Tell him it was yummy!

 

[Mr_Underground]

Does Cocaine kill the Corona Virus? Asking for a friend or whatever the fuck.

 

[LizVegas79]

Oh... I'm sure you'll find a way to make him forgive you for that. Oh, btw, tell him thank you from me for the champagne. I never had anything like that before, let alone so expensive. Tell him it was yummy!

I'm mad at him for getting mad at me so go thank him yourself. He's upstairs taking a shower

Does Cocaine kill the Corona Virus? Asking for a friend or whatever the fuck.

Dear Inventive Researcher,

Sounds like one of the friends I use to hang around with too much lol

I don't know and because of my borderline addictive personality and past experience doing that kind of "research", as much as I'd like to test out your theory for myself I am going to refrain and invite "your friend" to share his results (if any) with us down the road.

Doctor "I'm More of a Retro Hippie These Days Than An Old Coke-head" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm mad at him for getting mad at me so go thank him yourself. He's upstairs taking a shower

No way! Just so you know, I heard him asking you, "Why is that slut in my house?!" when you two were in the kitchen, and that kind of pissed me off. I don't understand why he would even think that of me. It's not like I'm Nova for God's sake. Geez, Nova and I don't even look alike, so I don't get it.

 

[shadow_storm]

Hi, i have a question but i was thinking asking that in the "private message" would make more sense since it involves someone else from here that i know.

May i send you a private message ???

 

[LizVegas79]

Hi, i have a question but i was thinking asking that in the "private message" would make more sense since it involves someone else from here that i know.

May i send you a private message ???

Well, normally I don't encourage it. But because it involves someone else on here, sure, that would be fine.

 

[LizVegas79]

No way! Just so you know, I heard him asking you, "Why is that slut in my house?!" when you two were in the kitchen, and that kind of pissed me off. I don't understand why he would even think that of me. It's not like I'm Nova for God's sake. Geez, Nova and I don't even look alike, so I don't get it.

Good. He doesn't deserve to have any fun.

But why are you mad at him for calling you by your favorite pet name?

You're right though. He's probably up there jerking off thinking about that slut Nova anyways.

What is it with guys and blondes? I just don't get it.

 

[asianmom42]

Good. He doesn't deserve to have any fun.

But why are you made at him for calling you by your favorite pet name?

You're right though. He's probably up there jerking off thinking about that slut Nova anyways.

What is it with guys and blondes? I just don't get it.

Blondes have more fun?

I'm going to buy some peroxide....

 

[LizVegas79]

Blondes have more fun?

I'm going to buy some peroxide....

Been there done that. Didn't work out very well for me though.

It made me look even more strung out than I already was

But from what I've seen here on Lit, blonde Asians are totally a thing. You should try it!

 

[asianmom42]

Been there done that. Didn't work out very well for me though.

It made me look even more strung out than I already was

But from what I've seen here on Lit, blonde Asians are totally a thing. You should try it!

Sounds like too much work

 

[JerseyJade]

But why are you mad at him for calling you by your favorite pet name?

You're right. I love being called that.. but that usually happens when I'm on my knees sucking on something nice and hard... not from someone having a hissy fit in the kitchen because of a stupid bottle of champagne.

You're right though. He's probably up there jerking off thinking about that slut Nova anyways.

What is it with guys and blondes? I just don't get it.

Him and a thousand other men. It's a no wonder why she's the favorite on SugarDaddy.com. But that's our Nova.

 

[LizVegas79]

Sounds like too much work

But think of all the car crashes you would probably cause just by walking down the street!

I've never understood why guys started a 1-10 rating scale with 5 being average (or as I've been told "barely do-able" ). The number of car crashes a girl can cause just by walking down the street seems like a way more nice rating scale to me.

A girl could be a 1 because she has great hair, or a short skirt or a tight top on. She could be a 2 if she has two of those things, or is smiling ... a 3 could be two of those things plus a cute face .... all the way up to a super dangerously hot 10-car pileup!

Okay, clearly I've had too much time on my hands to think about stupid things lately! LOL

 

[LizVegas79]

You're right. I love being called that.. but that usually happens when I'm on my knees sucking on something nice and hard... not from someone having a hissy fit in the kitchen because of a stupid bottle of champagne.



Him and a thousand other men. It's a no wonder why she's the favorite on SugarDaddy.com. But that's our Nova.

He just needed to get laid. I've been doing some new research about blue balls lately and since we're all quarantined I don't have my regular list of eager volunteers to do whatever I say at the clinic. The poor guy. It actually wasn't entirely all his fault. You know how cranky they get if you don't keep them properly milked.

She is the most popular woman on there. I wonder where the hell she is anyways?!! Probably off quarantining on some yacht in the Caribbean with some cute rich prince or something. The lucky slut