Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[clistenovena]

You're right. I love being called that.. but that usually happens when I'm on my knees sucking on something nice and hard... not from someone having a hissy fit in the kitchen because of a stupid bottle of champagne.

The "slut" thing works for you no matter what, JJ. Hissy fit or sucking cock. You're just that good.

I wonder where the hell she is anyways?!! Probably off quarantining on some yacht in the Caribbean with some cute rich prince or something. The lucky slut

I wish! That was a few months ago. Lately, it's been Covid, tornadoes, and clean-up. Oh my! (and no joke)

This, too, shall pass. Right? Please say yes, 'cause this blonde is pretty much over the lack of fun.

 

[LizVegas79]

The "slut" thing works for you no matter what, JJ. Hissy fit or sucking cock. You're just that good.



I wish! That was a few months ago. Lately, it's been Covid, tornadoes, and clean-up. Oh my! (and no joke)

This, too, shall pass. Right? Please say yes, 'cause this blonde is pretty much over the lack of fun.

YES!!!

Stopping by the clinic, raiding our supply room and sending an Emergency Relief Package (ERP ) your way ASAP!!

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INSTRUCTIONS ATTACHED: How To Use A Magic Wand

 

[JerseyJade]

The "slut" thing works for you no matter what, JJ. Hissy fit or sucking cock. You're just that good.

yyyyyeah... well since you put it that way.

I wish! That was a few months ago. Lately, it's been Covid, tornadoes, and clean-up. Oh my! (and no joke)

This, too, shall pass. Right? Please say yes, 'cause this blonde is pretty much over the lack of fun.

Yes, Nova.. this too shall pass. One day everything will be back to the way it was. That's what I keep telling myself anyway. Just hang in there and stay safe.

 

[LizVegas79]

Oooo, I see from the security cam I had installed in Nova's bedroom that she already got our Emergency Relief Package!

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[sultrysandy]

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Dr Liz

With everyone staying at home, do you think you can get away for a vacation together? In multiple ways it would be therapeutic for both of us.


And multiple times


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[LizVegas79]

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Dr Liz

With everyone staying at home, do you think you can get away for a vacation together? In multiple ways it would be therapeutic for both of us.


And multiple times


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A little mini vaca could be just what the doctor ordered. That pic sure reminds me of how much fun we had last year when we went.

It's going to take me at least a week to get that tan again.

But how the heck do we get back there with all the airlines shut down?

 

[sultrysandy]

A little mini vaca could be just what the doctor ordered. That pic sure reminds me of how much fun we had last year when we went.

It's going to take me at least a week to get that tan again.

But how the heck do we get back there with all the airlines shut down?

Yeah, when I returned to the office everyone said how mellow I was.

Would be a damn shame if we have to stay longer than a week for you you get a good tan.

All of the airlines aren't shut down silly. And this year we don't have to worry about guys while we're there. Don't know who's worse, guys going thorough mid-life crisis or the party guys.



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[LizVegas79]

Don't know who's worse, guys going thorough mid-life crisis or the party guys.



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Both types have their pluses and minuses

 

[Booboobear84]

Yeah, when I returned to the office everyone said how mellow I was.

Would be a damn shame if we have to stay longer than a week for you you get a good tan.

All of the airlines aren't shut down silly. And this year we don't have to worry about guys while we're there. Don't know who's worse, guys going thorough mid-life crisis or the party guys.



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There I might just be happy with a bunch of books. Though it depends on who walks by.

 

[sultrysandy]

Both types have their pluses and minuses

Yeah but was the same thing over and over, "Can I watch?, or "Want to have a threesome with me?".


I don't remember, are you bringing toys, or am I, or are we both?




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[LizVegas79]

There I might just be happy with a bunch of books. Though it depends on who walks by.

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We'll try not to disturb you

Yeah but was the same thing over and over, "Can I watch?, or "Want to have a threesome with me?".


I don't remember, are you bringing toys, or am I, or are we both?

At least they're predictable! lol

Way ahead of you - ordered all new ones from Amazon and am having them shipped directly there with four sets of fresh batteries!

 

[Booboobear84]

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We'll try not to disturb you

That would be distracting but not disturbing

At least they're predictable! lol

Way ahead of you - ordered all new ones from Amazon and am having them shipped directly there with four sets of fresh batteries!

I do appreciate a woman who plans

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

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We'll try not to disturb you



At least they're predictable! lol

Way ahead of you - ordered all new ones from Amazon and am having them shipped directly there with four sets of fresh batteries!

Tell you what: I'll start working on turning the RV into a houseboat.

I won't need to watch if I can bring a couple of friends... to help with Navigation, swabbing the deck, making boat drinks, knots, flogging. You know, sailor stuff, Navy traditions. (I can supply the cat-o-nine-tails and dark rum).

Nova, JJ, have you ever been to sea? (Well, no, but I've been blown ashore...).

PS., nice pussy pic

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doctor Liz,

My roommate and I have been quarantined together for over a month now. We're both attractive, in our early 20's and up until about two weeks ago we were both in committed relationships with our boyfriends.

But our jobs have been on hiatus this whole time and ... well, little things like taking a shower together to save water and sleeping together to save on our heating bill lead to some other things.

We started out binge watching all our favorite shows but then we started watching a little soft-core porn together after we discovered our TV is automatically connected to our internet. We both missed our boyfriends like crazy so pooled our money together and ordered one of those Hitachi Magic Wands to relieve some of our pent-up stress.

We figured we would just share it but I couldn't figure out how to get it to work and when I asked her to show me, well, she sort of ended up show-showing me if you know what I mean.

Now instead of sharing it, we just use it on each other together. Like ... all the freaking time! (I'm totally not complaining though - it's been fantastic!)

So, now that we've gone from platonic roommates with boyfriends to inseparable shower sharing full on ... special friends, the other night I accidentally told her I love her. She smiled and stroked the side of my face (the way that drives me wild!) and said that she knows. That's it. She didn't say it back to me!

So my question is, should I give her some space and maybe say it again down the road? Or, should I get even with her by out-ting her in front of her parents after all this coronavirus b/s is over?

Signed,
Hurt, Mad and Confused

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doctor Liz,

My roommate and I have been quarantined together for over a month now. We're both attractive, in our early 20's and up until about two weeks ago we were both in committed relationships with our boyfriends.

But our jobs have been on hiatus this whole time and ... well, little things like taking a shower together to save water and sleeping together to save on our heating bill lead to some other things.

We started out binge watching all our favorite shows but then we started watching a little soft-core porn together after we discovered our TV is automatically connected to our internet. We both missed our boyfriends like crazy so pooled our money together and ordered one of those Hitachi Magic Wands to relieve some of our pent-up stress.

We figured we would just share it but I couldn't figure out how to get it to work and when I asked her to show me, well, she sort of ended up show-showing me if you know what I mean.

Now instead of sharing it, we just use it on each other together. Like ... all the freaking time! (I'm totally not complaining though - it's been fantastic!)

So, now that we've gone from platonic roommates with boyfriends to inseparable shower sharing full on ... special friends, the other night I accidentally told her I love her. She smiled and stroked the side of my face (the way that drives me wild!) and said that she knows. That's it. She didn't say it back to me!

So my question is, should I give her some space and maybe say it again down the road? Or, should I get even with her by out-ting her in front of her parents after all this coronavirus b/s is over?

Signed,
Hurt, Mad and Confused

Dear Hurt, Mad and (Not At All) Confused,

Oooo! GREAT QUESTION!!!

Can I get back to you?

I have to go take a shower and think about this for at least twenty or thirty minutes with my Hitachi so that I can identify better with your umm, "problem".

I'll get back to you as soon as I can.


Doctor "I'll Be In The Shower If You Need Me" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Trying out a new hire today.

I told her to just grab one of my old uniforms out of the closet until the new one I ordered for her gets here.

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Do any of you ever have one of those days where you feel like you're forgetting to do something that you promised someone?

 

[whenagain]

Dr Liz

As I’ve been quarantined, I’ve kept some contact with the outside world. I’ve been chatting and flirting with one woman in particular. It’s obviously nothing serious but it’s fun and sexy.
Here’s the problem— she’s been sending increasingly sexy photos and wants the same from me. In chats I may have eh, exaggerated my size, so to speak.
What should I do? Can you and your assistants give me a thorough analysis/dressing down so I’ll be prepared for whatever she says?

Sincerelyy
Eyes on Size

 

[clistenovena]

Oooo, I see from the security cam I had installed in Nova's bedroom that she already got our Emergency Relief Package!

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Yep. Just like that (only maybe not the pearls).

Thank you, thank you! The emergency relief ... umm, well ... came ... just in time! I owe you one. Or 37.

 

[de_valmont]

Trying out a new hire today.

I told her to just grab one of my old uniforms out of the closet until the new one I ordered for her gets here.

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Do any of you ever have one of those days where you feel like you're forgetting to do something that you promised someone?

Well .. if you declared such a clothing style be a policy in your practice there'd be a danger of conflicts with authorities and evangelicals. Making it look like an accident is clever.

 

[CuMex1]

Dear Dr. Liz,

The other night my wife and I were role playing a bit. We played a game together and I had asked her a certain question about describing my genetalia to her and told her to be perfectly honest. She described it as a "Spicy, little Jalapeño popper".
What does she mean by it and what is a perfect rebuttal to her? ps sending you a pm soon.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz

As I’ve been quarantined, I’ve kept some contact with the outside world. I’ve been chatting and flirting with one woman in particular. It’s obviously nothing serious but it’s fun and sexy.
Here’s the problem— she’s been sending increasingly sexy photos and wants the same from me. In chats I may have eh, exaggerated my size, so to speak.
What should I do? Can you and your assistants give me a thorough analysis/dressing down so I’ll be prepared for whatever she says?

Sincerelyy
Eyes on Size

Dear Eyes on Size,

I'm so happy that you've found a way to keep in contact with a sexy new friend. Congratulations! So many budding romances were unceremoniously nipped in the bud 6-8 weeks ago that you should consider yourself lucky.

Your problem doesn't seem like much of a problem to me. If she's sending you sexy photos of herself, then she's already decided that you're a guy that she wants to know better.

Women, or I guess I should say most women, how old is she? are generally very, VERY accustomed to guys exaggerating about the size of their most prized possession. I honestly do not believe that there is too much risk of catastrophic disappointment on her part since like I said, it seems like she has already accepted and likes you for who you are (that's actually MORE important to women).

In fact, who knows, she might turn out to be an expert in SPH (Small Penis Humiliation) which could actually bring you both closer together!

Here's a little hint though. Load up on a bunch of zinc for 5-7 days and refrain from jerking off during that time. Then, whether you jerk off for her on Zoom or some other Facetime-like platform, regardless of how impressive your little guy actually is, at least the volume of yummy that explodes out of him will surprise the hell out of her and make her mouth water!

Doctor "Don't Apologize, We Never Believe You" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Yep. Just like that (only maybe not the pearls).

Thank you, thank you! The emergency relief ... umm, well ... came ... just in time! I owe you one. Or 37.

Thirty-seven? Wow! Jellie!

Well .. if you declared such a clothing style be a policy in your practice there'd be a danger of conflicts with authorities and evangelicals. Making it look like an accident is clever.

Glad you understand. Sure, I could have told her to use one of JJ's old uniforms. It probably would have fit just fine.

I guess I just "accidentally" thought she was a 34B like me.

Now, there was something that I forgot to do on Friday that I promised her I would do today for sure but I just can't for the life of me remember what it was. Dang.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

The other night my wife and I were role playing a bit. We played a game together and I had asked her a certain question about describing my genetalia to her and told her to be perfectly honest. She described it as a "Spicy, little Jalapeño popper".
What does she mean by it and what is a perfect rebuttal to her? ps sending you a pm soon.

Dear SLJP,

I suspect that was her way of saying that you have a cute penis that fits in her mouth super, super easy and never makes her gag.

As in, "Awww, look. It's soooo cute!" or "Awww, look at your cute little guy trying his best to be all big and hard."

It also suggests that she likes how you taste - which is a very important GOOD THING.

Hmm, let's see, a perfect rebuttal ... hmmm ... how about, "Yeah? You think so? Then why don't you bend over that couch over there and let me pop all over that sweet booty of yours, baby?" or something equally guy-like way of saying I-want-you-now lol

Doctor "Are You A Mexi-can, or a Mexi-can't?" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

 

[base10]

Quarantine is really putting a doubt in my belief that all masks should have holes around the mouth for blowjobs