Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[de_valmont]

Glad you understand. Sure, I could have told her to use one of JJ's old uniforms. It probably would have fit just fine.

I guess I just "accidentally" thought she was a 34B like me.

Now, there was something that I forgot to do on Friday that I promised her I would do today for sure but I just can't for the life of me remember what it was. Dang.

Give her a fitting uniform, most certainly. Never mind, that's not important.

More important is, your 34B is much more interesting than a bursting uniform, at least to me. What accidents and cloth failures do you orchestrate for yourself?

 

[LizVegas79]

Ooops! Those came off the assembly line before they were finished.

Step 1. - Get a pair of scissors
Step 2. - Get a bottle of beer
Step 3. - Outline the bottom of the bottle of beer on the mask
Step 4. - Cut out the circle with the scissors
Step 5. - Write the words "Insert Here" and draw a little arrow to the hole

(damn Chinese walking off the assembly line before finishing their shift )

Quarantine is really putting a doubt in my belief that all masks should have holes around the mouth for blowjobs

It's making you doubt that?

Hmm, that's very interesting.

I think you need therapy - lots and lots of it!

 

[LizVegas79]

Give her a fitting uniform, most certainly. Never mind, that's not important.

More important is, your 34B is much more interesting than a bursting uniform, at least to me. What accidents and cloth failures do you orchestrate for yourself?

I wouldn't say I actually orchestrate them, but I have had lots of spaghetti strap tops and dresses that break so I often have to improvise an off-the-shoulder look that can sometimes be pretty precarious. I've even had several nights at work where BOTH spaghetti straps have broken and I have to make do with paperclips or staples.

It's a classy trashy look that seems to amuse the hell out of some of my co-workers lol

 

[whenagain]

Dear Eyes on Size,

I'm so happy that you've found a way to keep in contact with a sexy new friend. Congratulations! So many budding romances were unceremoniously nipped in the bud 6-8 weeks ago that you should consider yourself lucky.

Your problem doesn't seem like much of a problem to me. If she's sending you sexy photos of herself, then she's already decided that you're a guy that she wants to know better.

Women, or I guess I should say most women, how old is she? are generally very, VERY accustomed to guys exaggerating about the size of their most prized possession. I honestly do not believe that there is too much risk of catastrophic disappointment on her part since like I said, it seems like she has already accepted and likes you for who you are (that's actually MORE important to women).

In fact, who knows, she might turn out to be an expert in SPH (Small Penis Humiliation) which could actually bring you both closer together!

Here's a little hint though. Load up on a bunch of zinc for 5-7 days and refrain from jerking off during that time. Then, whether you jerk off for her on Zoom or some other Facetime-like platform, regardless of how impressive your little guy actually is, at least the volume of yummy that explodes out of him will surprise the hell out of her and make her mouth water!

Doctor "Don't Apologize, We Never Believe You" Liz

Thanks Dr Liz, you make many good points.

 

[JerseyJade]

Ooops! Those came off the assembly line before they were finished.

Step 1. - Get a pair of scissors
Step 2. - Get a bottle of beer
Step 3. - Outline the bottom of the bottle of beer on the mask
Step 4. - Cut out the circle with the scissors
Step 5. - Write the words "Insert Here" and draw a little arrow to the hole

(damn Chinese walking off the assembly line before finishing their shift )

Wait a sec! You're saying these masks were made in CHINA??? Isn't that where the virus originated from?????

Way to go, Liz!

 

[LizVegas79]

Wait a sec! You're saying these masks were made in CHINA??? Isn't that where the virus originated from?????

Way to go, Liz!

Yikes! You're right JJ! I totally screwed up!

Okay, from now on, no masks at the clinic just velvet gloves!

OMG this is going to be great for business! Tan can you get stared on a new advertising campaign for us please?

Doctor Liz's New Velvet Glove Therapy

"Okay, who wants to be next?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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100% guaranteed stress-free relief in even less time than before!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"You wear a mask. I'll wear gloves. We'll be 100% safe and you'll be happier even faster I promise."

 

[JerseyJade]

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100% guaranteed stress-free relief in even less time than before!

I this idea!

 

[LizVegas79]

And then when things get back to normal maybe we'll be able to loosen up on our safety measures but still keep it classy and exciting!

https://i.etsystatic.com/10142230/r/il/565f7f/829038858/il_794xN.829038858_tnac.jpg

 

[JerseyJade]

And then when things get back to normal maybe we'll be able to loosen up on our safety measures but still keep it classy and exciting!

Those are so pretty. I want a pair of them!

 

[LizVegas79]

Those are so pretty. I want a pair of them!

I know right? I've been hanging onto a black pair like them with a broken finger loop for years but I love this rich, deep pinkish lavender color even better!

 

[JerseyJade]

I know right? I've been hanging onto a black pair like them with a broken finger loop for years but I love this rich, deep pinkish lavender color even better!

I wouldn't want them to get stained though.

 

[LizVegas79]

I wouldn't want them to get stained though.

Oh well that's going to be a given sweetie. I can almost guarantee it.

Maybe have a work pair and a personal stay-at-home pair?

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh well that's going to be a given sweetie. I can almost guarantee it.

Maybe have a work pair and a personal stay-at-home pair?

The stay at home pair would probably get more stained than the work pair if my man seen me wearing them.

 

[de_valmont]

I wouldn't say I actually orchestrate them, but I have had lots of spaghetti strap tops and dresses that break so I often have to improvise an off-the-shoulder look that can sometimes be pretty precarious. I've even had several nights at work where BOTH spaghetti straps have broken and I have to make do with paperclips or staples.

It's a classy trashy look that seems to amuse the hell out of some of my co-workers lol

I see. Well, amuse ... I'd say a 34b pleads for no bra under the spaghetti top, agree? So that's amusing in a very special way ...

If "orchestrate" is too much, taking and embracing the risk of cloth failures is the correct description? I am envious to your co-workers. I dreamed several times until now to be your patient, but ... you try to dominate your male patients. To be your colleague seems to be the right way to meet your mutually emancipated, same-level side, if not your playfully devoted side.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

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100% guaranteed stress-free relief in even less time than before!

I wouldn't want them to get stained though.

Oh well that's going to be a given sweetie. I can almost guarantee it.

Maybe have a work pair and a personal stay-at-home pair?

The stay at home pair would probably get more stained than the work pair if my man seen me wearing them.

Can confirm: Glove therapy will be a hit. Especially if the rest of the outfit is a string of pearls and a pair of heels (I may have gotten that outfit as a present for Mrs. Tan for MY birthday)

 

[base10]

It's making you doubt that?

Hmm, that's very interesting.

I think you need therapy - lots and lots of it!

Happy to lay down on your couch however want to treat me

 

[clistenovena]

Can confirm: Glove therapy will be a hit.

Now adding glove therapy to the Whisky Therapy Room!

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Or if you prefer other libation with gloves, we can accommodate
that in the WTR as well.

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[LizVegas79]

The stay at home pair would probably get more stained than the work pair if my man seen me wearing them.

idk - have you taken a peek in our Waiting Room recently?

Backed up doesn't begin to describe it - or describe the poor guys waiting for one of us to come out and say "Okay, next!"

I'm buying you 3 pair JJ, two for work and one for the toy box under your bed at home.

I probably better order a dozen for Nova though now that she's taken it upon herself to cover (and promote) our new WTR gala benefit fund raisers, huh?

 

[JerseyJade]

I probably better order a dozen for Nova though now that she's taken it upon herself to cover (and promote) our new WTR gala benefit fund raisers, huh?

Naa, I wouldn't. She would only say that they would get in her way.

 

[LizVegas79]

I see. Well, amuse ... I'd say a 34b pleads for no bra under the spaghetti top, agree? So that's amusing in a very special way ...

If "orchestrate" is too much, taking and embracing the risk of cloth failures is the correct description? I am envious to your co-workers. I dreamed several times until now to be your patient, but ... you try to dominate your male patients. To be your colleague seems to be the right way to meet your mutually emancipated, same-level side, if not your playfully devoted side.

I actually don't try to dominate my male patients.

It's just that most of them can't seem to work up the nerve to say anything but 'yes' to a 6-foot Latina doctor who has a very, very busy schedule and exquisite taste in shoes.

So, "Would you like me to test your penis to see if it works?" generally gets the exact same response as "Would you like me to kick you in the balls with my cute new Louboutin's?"

Not my fault

 

[LizVegas79]

Can confirm: Glove therapy will be a hit. Especially if the rest of the outfit is a string of pearls and a pair of heels (I may have gotten that outfit as a present for Mrs. Tan for MY birthday)

Well yeah duh on the heels, Tan. You do know how strict I am about the office dress code for my therapists.

But the pearls are a nice touch!

Hmm, we seem to be running low on petty cash though ....

Could someone please put a tip jar in the Waiting Room and open the curtain on the glass wall that looks in on the Employee Showers?

JJ, Nova, Firecracker, Bettie! It's shower show time!

Thank you.

- The Management

 

[LizVegas79]

Happy to lay down on your couch however want to treat me

Just to be clear, I'm not trying to dominate you.

I'm just inviting you to lay down and get comfortable why I dangle a shoe off my toes and ask you a few questions about your sex life.

So, Question #1, how long have you been a filthy, disgusting pervert?

And, follow-up question to Question #1, have you ever managed to sexually satisfy any woman and if so, what in the world makes you think that?

- Doctor "I Don't Mean To Intimidate You But I Guess I Can't Help It" Liz

 

[FranklyFrank]

Well yeah duh on the heels, Tan. You do know how strict I am about the office dress code for my therapists.

But the pearls are a nice touch!

Hmm, we seem to be running low on petty cash though ....

Could someone please put a tip jar in the Waiting Room and open the curtain on the glass wall that looks in on the Employee Showers?

JJ, Nova, Firecracker, Bettie! It's shower show time!

Thank you.

- The Management

Warning....I may have to grab that jar and put my own tip in....in my condition while sitting in line...it's like a time bomb...and shower views might just set it off.
Do you have a triage nurse in the waiting room to identify and evaluate the worst blue ball cases and expedite them to the front of the line....or will cash do the same thing? AFAF....